Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mandy



Mandy writes:

Someone had submitted me for your Lady of the Day several months ago. I wasn't too happy about it due to the fact all the info written down on me was FALSE. I am not "Bulgarian" nor is my last name "Keller".

I am actually 19 and Hungarian. And my last name is not for others to know. All the photos submitted were from several years ago.. so you were submitting photos of a 16/17 year old girl. Ouch.

Either way, I'd like to put the REAL deal up and enjoy the harsh Bastardly critque of the men who probably have small penises and can only find bad things to say about other women. =)


Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Angelina Jolie. No question to it.

Do you like your boobs?
Sure. They're not so small that they're non-existant, nor are they too big to the point when they'll start to wither and sag in a few years.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No. That's money and we like money but, come on.. 85 years old?

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Oh yea. Totally. "You have Angelina Jolie lips" translated: "I'd like those juicy lips around my little manly parts."

What makes you Bastardly?

Criticism is enthralling.. so why not get it from The Bastardly?

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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not bad
but not a fan of the professional pics for BLOTD
just seems a little shady

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:34am
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HOOORAY!!! I was impressed with your beauty back then and thought you were Bulgarian-- but, knowing that you are Hungarian is 10X better- considering that I AM TOO!!!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:44am
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Mandy...What's your myspace? I think your gorgeous and I wanna add you.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:56am
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From Miss Aesthetic's Myspace home page:
"
I am human. I am flawed. It is of my habitat to interpret your feelings as you attempt at mine. I'm not here to give you my life story, but the basics.

I am an artist. I am socially inept. It's extremely and utterly difficult to get close to me. I don't have many close friends and I prefer it that way. I'd rather show my emotions through written words and photographs.

I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. This has been a choice of mine since I was a kid.

I'm mostly hungarian (and proud), so stop asking =)

I like dry humor and sarcasm. I love to laugh. I love storms. I love the piano. I am a sucker for anything acoustic. I have two dogs. I love them more than anything. I am a member of the ASPCA.

I'm spiritual, not religious. I really don't want to hear about your bible theories.

Please make sure, before (and if) you want to start a conversation, make sure your caps lock is off, your english is up to par, and you're not ready to thank me for adding you."

Does this sound bastardly to you, bastardly commentors?

You are obviously very attractive but ditch the weapon photo - it's lame.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:02am
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Cute. Fantastic attitude. I like alot.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:06am
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Beautiful woman. And the part about her lips is super funny. Go on with your bad self!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:13am
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Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:24am
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from the original "fake" posting
my question is:
what happened to your common sense?

Mandy (miss aesthetic / suicide-stock):
"I have a little more common sense than to submit my photos to a website like this.
I have submitted this post to the webmaster and it will be removed ASAP. "

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:34am
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wow beautiful and smart....what a combination..........

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:46am
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Mandy... you are really hot - Dont listen to any of these guys with small dicks! GP!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:00am
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Ehh, I guess I'd pee in her butt. She probably has a mega-ego, so it would have to be a hate fuck to bring her back down to earth.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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nice professional pics, that's all I have to say.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:14am
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Someone give her a colostomy bag so she can learn that her shit also stinks. Confidence is sexy, but egomania is not. Humility is a learned virtue and after you get a few years of living behind you, hopefully you'll look back and know I was right. You'll be much more attractive then.

On the other hand, you're pretty and fortunately for you that is sometimes enough. You've also figured out that guys love getting head. (Having sex and doing nothing at the same time - great concept) But that was easy. Try something hard - like a little self awareness.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:15am
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Get busy Paps! Your treatment is just what this one needs. While you're back there, substitute a Big Papi Dirty Sanchez for the colostomy bag and she'll be good to go.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:17am
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big guns and boobs. that's all you need.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:42am
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Men really have a problem with women who are self-confident, dont they?
They are so intimidated when a woman isnt subject or dependent on him for her well being. It goes against all they think and believe about women; case in point all of these stupid suggestions that would supposedly 'put her in her place'.
... go back to the stone ages where you belong.
Not that your ignorance deters us anyway...

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:44am
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Well said.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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#32- Well said! Fuck all the guys that cant understand we dont need them at all to achieve our goals in life. They feel scared in front of a smart and beatiful woman... GP!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:19am
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A woman's goal in life is ultimately to get pregnant. How's that going to happen without a man?? Somehow I think you and other women will have to take the crap and accept it, otherwise you won't be having any babies anytime in the future.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:36am
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Men (and women) are just annoyed at chicks who act tough online. Jeeez, people. Tone down the feminism. This isn't the 70's. We know us girls don't need men to make it through and the men know it too. Hell, my man needs me more than I'll ever need him...to cook, to clean, to brush up his ego...without me he'll be lying in a pile of his own fungi farm if I weren't around.

Hooray for being domestic! I'm all for tough chicks (offline, thanks) but I like tough chicks that are domestic.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:43am
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quite nice, the last pic is gorgeous but the one on page 4 looks alien-like

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:49am
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"A woman’s goal in life is ultimately to get pregnant."
That explains why Ortho has made piles of money off the pill and why the morning after pill was recently approved by the FDA.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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there is something seriously wrong with her forehead/ eyebrow area.

I just cant pinpoint what it is....

lol @ senin. i realized ive just contributed to the billions that Ortho gained over the year. thats because my ultimate goal lately was to not have babies with my good for nothing ex.

mandy, good wanking material, like before. im impressed.

hun it really doesnt matter what your name is. or what your background is. all we care is that you look good almost-naked. seriously.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:08pm
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Aren't we all catty today?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:21pm
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she's gorgeous on page 4 as it's not a professional photo. page 6 is great too. but damn... lingerie & hooker straps at 16 years old?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:27pm
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"Aren’t we all catty today?"

it's like that everyday now swoop
too many people with no sense of humor
and hair-trigger psyches

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:33pm
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Just some kind of sperm receptacles....? ...anyway... no comment.
And humility for what? I dont see any huge egoism anywhere.
Hell, the other BLOTDs have shown greater arrogance than this girl for SURE!!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:40pm
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And to be more clearly 'dramatic', guys are upset just because her confidene is in someplace OTHER THAN her body, ie, it is of 'less use' to guys in terms of her being meant for pregnancy only.
So the other girls have been FAR more egoistic, but because it focused on their body, which is in the guys favor, they approved. Now that someone has confidence in their mind and worth, they disapprove.
How subversie and suppressing. Control freaks. Power maniacs. EVIL!!!
:)

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:50pm
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Debbie..............you sound like a typical woman, you say one thing, but mean another. Are you honestly telling me that women don't aim to produce a sprog??? How the fuck is it a gift??? Overpopulating this stinkin planet is a gift??? The truth is YOU ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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Wiseman - In your stupid "macho" mind you'll never understand what Im saying. Why the fuck you think we are overpopulated... because of thoughts like yours... "A woman’s goal in life is ultimately to get pregnant". Then yes, pregnancy is gift you choose to have or not, not on obligation or a goal...

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 1:03pm
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Let's hear it for Wiseman's Mother whose ultimate goal in life was to produce a Sprog.
Mission accomplished.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 1:07pm
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alexandra: hahahaha. you're dead on. This girl and Aleksey Vayner would be quite the match!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 1:30pm
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finally! you are amazing. you should be lady of the week... your the first hot one i've seen yet! OW!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 1:38pm
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Debbie................I have a stupid macho mind?? I only tell it like it is. No bullshit or anything else. You are living in cloud cuckoo land with your views. Yes we are overpopulated because women see it as a goal to get up the duff at some point.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 2:00pm
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Senin................Go and do something better. You are like a vulture here.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 2:01pm
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Wiseman - lets try one more time! What the hell are birth control pills for? Why in hell there are so many abortions? No explanation then for your stupid theory.... Am I the one living in cloud cuckoo land?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 2:11pm
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"You are like a vulture here."
From the Wiki:
Vultures are scavenging birds, feeding mostly on the carcasses of dead animals.

Guess that means you're dead, oh Wiseman.
*bows and acknowledges applause from the crowd*

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 2:18pm
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I don't know what happened to Wiseman. I swear there was a time when he wasn't being obnoxious and had useful things to say. I don't know when he became public enemy #1. Maybe I'm mistaken and he was always a prick. Could someone refresh my memory?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 4:13pm
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i dont know he seems to have big issues with mothers/pregnancy...............
ive noticed that alot of late

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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oh in the first pic she looks like a slutty lara croft, ready for action.............

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 4:24pm
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To paraphrase Nigel Tufnel, there is a fine line between confident and egotistical. I think this one crossed it. I am no misogynist, I don't like fatheads: male or female. Who does? Suggestuing that she smell her own feces to learn that it stinks via a Dirty Sanchez delivered by our own Big Papi was a tastelss joke/metaphor. Nothing more.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 4:26pm
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She gets my approvable

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 5:38pm
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sorry but your lips are not remotely comparable to angelina jolies... dont even go there

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 5:42pm
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wow. i shouldnt be surprised that there's a sexist here. not hugged enough when he/she was young, sigh. maybe he's not a sprog but a sprout.

with that said, i think the girl is beautiful. :)

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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She has midget legs

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 6:10pm
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I've always heard how bulgarian women were really gorgeous. Haven't heard anything special about the hungarian. But you're a pretty one, that's for sure. You do look alien-like in pic #4. Not a good angle for you. But I love your profile, like in the last pic. Unique features and a pretty overall!! Just lose the guns/stop trying to look like Angelina Jolie.

And I think there have been better looking BLOTDs, but WAAAAAAAY in the past.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 7:29pm
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There are some disgusting men on this site...who only see women as toys and objects...Face it, you couldn't survive without us. You hate to see a strong women speak her mind without labeling her as a bitch. Grow the fuck up and stop thinking about your needle dicks.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 7:55pm
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Please do not call Wisemam macho, there is nothing that is farther from the truth. Silly little twit does come to mind. The dude is not worried about procreating because his sheep is already fixed. No little Wiselambs running around in the near future. Fuck you Wiseman.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:31pm
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wow...mandy really brought out the "empowerment" in our bastardly fems here today...you go girls....LMFAO...i like YOUR spunk mandy therefore, to reciprocate, i offer you loads of MINE, dear...where should i deposit it, on your very attractive yet not-quite-as-hot-as-you- probably-think-it-is body...or face perhaps...hmmm? seriously, women w/a sense of self is a turn-on to me, but to take on the collective family jewels in here as you did invites a bit of venom to cum(pun intended) back at you...from a well-endowed bastard this time...;P you hot little minx you

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:44pm
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ARE YOU SURE SHE IS REAL?...........LOOKS LIKE A PLASTIC ACTION FIGURE!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:21pm
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didn't you just resubmit a photo of you when you were 16/17 years old after condemming Jackson for posting it? You know, the one with your trashy silver raver boots?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:59pm
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She is bitchy and her look isn't my taste, but I love her.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:21pm
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again, her eyes are WAY too far apart and low for her to be attractive. she kind of has a caveman brow going on in the last picture. she looks better when you can only see half of her face because you can't see the runway between her eyes.

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 @ 12:34am
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I agree with panama comment 65, guys on this site are pigs, they judge woman and critisize them to the very last detial, when they're probably nerds just sitting at their computers. Note to the guys here, go get laid

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 @ 8:16am
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She actually looks a lot like alessandra ambrosio in pic 2 and 3> =D

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 12:41am
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She is extremely beautiful!
I'll go lesbian for her hahaha.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 11:08am
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What a beauty, you're exceptionally beautiful and you know that!!!!

Sunday, December 9th, 2007 @ 8:37pm
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God DAMN I don't wanna admit this.

I got some wood off this bitch.

So.....yeah, I think she's hot.

Stupid, but hot.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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Smokin hot. You go girl..tell dem bastads like it is. Can I marry you? I bet u can fuck a douche up in a minute..I like ya and ya personality

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:44am
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nice. like the lips

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:09am
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I love the last pic. very classy.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:18am
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She's pretty. The last picture is gorgeous and classy.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:27am
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....and another LIAR about not fucking an old timer for 3mil. Wear a blindfold, turn off the lights, whatever. It's 3mil!!!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:11am
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She needs to date Aleksey V. Match made in heaven.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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yes yes..................some decent meat here.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:42am
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Naaaaah. Men just can't stand women who try to act tough and egoistic online. Actually, other women can't stand it to. Trying to act all tough and hardcore online is like screaming at a deaf person. A reason why I hate Tila Tequila so much but I'm off track...

Pecarrie is being overly dramatic. Humility is a virtue for everyone!! That and everyone can be self confident online. The Internet is such a pretty mask for all of us.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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Wiseman -STFU! Man you are really screw up! Is that the way you really see women??? Im sorry, but I'll have to clarify you that pregnancy is not even a goal, you stupid moron! Pregnancy is a gift... but of course you would not understand the concept of it. And BTW there are many women that choose not to have babies, because maternity is not "their ultimate goal" as you think. What a dickhead!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:36pm
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Not lovable..

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:05pm
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I agree bobo...if they are so hot...where are their pics? They could be our first Bastardly Guy of the Day! Put your money where your mouth is buckie poo! wiseman, swoop...hey bastardly boys...Are you not Men? hahahahahahhaaaaa...

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 @ 8:19am
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Heh... that's pretty much the only way for a Hungarian to make money... Whore herself out to the Russian Mafia. Good job!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:45am
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well senin what is the damn link? lol

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:18am
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fake pics, fake story.

In my book, the only way you prove that those pics are you is to send in photos doing exactly what we say.

1) Photo of you with one leg stretched behind your head
2) Photo of you picking your nose and navel at the same time
3) A series of you doing the see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil routine.
4) Photo(s) of you on my "manly parts"

Okay, at least 3 of 4 are doable. You don't have to stretch one leg behind your head. Ha!

What say you bastardly horn dogs? Give her some pressure to prove. Show of hands?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:27am
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She'd get the hate fuck, followed by a dirty sanchez, followed by snuff.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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Very pretty girl.

Re-submitted a '16' year old pic, but still smokin'

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:52am
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Who wouldn't hit that...unless you were a total flamer (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:30am
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...I'd make her dig her own grave first also.

Oh wait, I need to take my meds....

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:20am
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Note to self: build vacation home in hungary.

I love this chick, but a few candids would be awesome.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:20am
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niccccceeee

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:23am
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