Bastardly Sexual Relations: Dave Navarro Gets Drunk & Does Paris Hilton
Thursday, October 12th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I just can't see him having sex w/ this chick when he's in a sober state of mind. I'm pretty sure D. Navarro's smart enough to know there's a good possibility of some funky stuff crawling around inside the Paris Hilton Slutty Tunnel of Love.
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THIS bitch needs to bleeeed....someone please help her with that...... :)
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Page 2 - her nose looks like it melted and ran.
Dave Navarro is a whoremaster, but this is a
new low for him.
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man, dave navarro is so nasty. he used to play "ass" games with perry farrel (sp?). why does she hook up with other people's dirty leftovers? well, they deserve each other, but i'm certain he's dirtier than paris.
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senin low...as compared to what?? some expamples of dave's 'whoredom'.and no i'm not a jane's fan.so no need to hold back....
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I suppose she's trying to get her ass beaten down by Carmen Electra now? What a stupid twat.
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Jenna Jameson. Sorry Glimmer - I'm a bit tired today.
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if hilton wants to stop having sex with men
Navarro the gay pirate is the perfect dude to hang out with.
Thats why carmen electra and jenna jameson were with him
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Herpes vs. Herpes. It cancels out.
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herpes vs herpes. "that's hot" sorry... :)
and as always your a wealth of knowledge senin !!!!!!!! :)
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john so dave navarro was there 'lipstick' ??? sorry i don't know what to term it/call it.
ok i know if a guy is witha female to hide he's gay(and nope i don't knowxabout dave) we say he's his 'beard'
but if female is witha guy for none sex/dating/or for media attention/ or if a lebsbian. do we call the guy her 'lipstick'??? uh what do we call him???
really want to know.. :)
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glimmer:
he is her "dress"
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thanks john. *that's* the term i'm going to use !!!!!!!! :)
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Paris Hilton is one of the ugliest wome I have ever seen. Her face is, like deformed or something. How could he go from Carmen Electra to this ugly, stupid, talentless diseased twat?
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it's so F'n hilarious to hear WTF haters gotta say about this chick...esp. some of you jealous-ass bastardly hags...you WISH you could have her lifestyle & $$...stop frontin' for the dudes in here..i'll bust paris' wonky-eyed little narrow ass wide open & then have a go her hot buddies too, like kim kardashian... like they say, "if you're gonna be a ho, be a good ho"...non-celeb sluts doing the same at parties & clubs evey week ...seems like she must be doing her thing in the sack correctly to me on some level
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why is her nose so big and hooked? she should fix it.
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All she needs to do now is Rodman and she's hit for the cycle.
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Not that I care but, If he did Paris his dick will probably fall off
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Slick:
Enjoy your free STD's. We'll be sure to send flowers to your hospital room.
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Awwh Sonofabitch two crusty herpe holders in one shot! This is too much for my eyes to handle!! Paris Hilton should be quarantined and used to study various types STD's.
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Dava Navarro-What da hell is wrong with you??? You leave the GORGEOUS Carmen Electra for this 2 cent bird face?? You really are gay! That's okay. Carmen likes the brothas anyways and once you go black you seriously never go back. Yeah I said it.
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Is she doing him in the but with her dic-stick or is he doing her in the butt with hiz???
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Those shoes and leg warmers make her look like she has hooves.
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In the last pic, her blue contact lenses are so obviously fake. she's all products...fake hair, fake hair color, fake eye color....
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you would need to be drunk to do her
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whore looks good here. And so does Paris.
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Like the chick he cheated on Carmen Electra with...
Like some of the skanks on his site 6767.com
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LOOK ANOTHER STD TO PICK UP.
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I SAW CARMEN ELECTRA HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS SHE IS NASTY LIKE DAVE NAVARROO AND ALL OF THESE PPL R BUCH OF LOOOSSERSS
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pic four.. i new her eyes wernt real.. they are contacts
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EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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