Bastardly Sexual Relations: Nick Cannon still doing Kim Kardashian!

This is the kind of slut you see down here in Miami all the friggin' time. Petite, big tits, big ass, knows how to emphasize the assets (right down to the slutty heels), and isn't above showin' a brotha some lovin'. A pity you didn't get some shots of the ass. This ho packs some serious booty - you can just tell by those hips/thighs. My kind of freak.

Note to the anorexic freaks: guys like this more than the bony Nicole Ritchie (insert 90% of white girl Hollywood) look.

Is Armenian/Persian some kind of bizarro Latina? Hmmmm.....

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

the first woman in the second pic looks like an amazon next to the others

i agree, who wants a skinny bitch if you can have some big tits and ass like this?
she looks a bit like a poor mans Salma Hayek

her friend in white is cuter. more of a spinner.
but all four ladies in a bathtub full of artichokes and chocolate pudding would be good before i die.

okay, back to work now.

You just know Paris is so jealous of this hottie.

moelicious and jackson working very hard today with the lunch menu........ great posts.by the way , this bitch Kim Kardashian is white hot

But...but.... they are always saying that size doesn't matter!!!. (I mean, not that i'm small)

Mr Doom, if that's true, I'm moving to Miami ASAP

Judging by page 4 pic, is gonna be hard getting that last ring off.

Doom is right. I just met 900 of her at The Palms in Miami. Too bad I had to leave with Gertrude.

guys *always* make fun of nick. but i don't know, christina m. and now kim k. seems he's doing ok to me. sure his next movie may suck. so everyone can't have evrything. but he'll survive. :)

This "woman" looks like a hairy Turk/Greek. Some nasty shit there.

Dr. Doom is one of the few people who post on this site, that actually knows what he's talking about. Once again, good observation. I lift my glass up to you, "Salute".

and oh before I leave DAMNN!!!!!!!! Look at those muthafucking tits! Geez!

The woman on the left is her mom, I believe, and the other two are her sisters. I saw a picture of their whole family once in a magazine. Her mom is married to Bruce Jenner, and they had a ton of kids, when the families were combined! Her mom is hot too, and all of her brothers and sisters were handsome or pretty to varying degrees. Her mom has about 8 kids total. The last few were with Bruce. I couldn't believe that her mom looked so good after all those kids. She looks like one of the sisters! Kim USED to date Brandy's brother for YEARS, named Ray-J.

OH MY FRIGGIN'...nick is a lucky MF...i can't hate on him for hitting the jackpot b/c this girl right here is goddess-like physically...sultry & seductive as hell...that body is WICKED-HOT...and, for once, thank the BIG GUY, the other girls in that one pic with her look damn attractive too...see girls, this is what you call getting it right all the way around...take notes while i go one-handed...AGAIN

http://www.hollyscoop.com/256/categories/kim-kardashian.aspx

Proof!

This bitch does have a ghetto booty! Nick is the man.

So she's a coal burner....he can keep her.

This bitch certainly packs alot of junk in her trunk. Still ugly IMO.

ha ha ha! Big Papi

hey celebitchy/booga:

damn.. that booty is no joke. Super 3-D bubble booty. Nick has some good taste in ass, that's for sure.

Santoro:

Oh yeah, Miami is like that - this place is no joke when it comes to women..... it's like sensory overload Thursday- Sunday down at the beach.

Bankroll:

Thanks for the compliment. Respect, brother!

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

hell yeah its all about armenian girls!
although i wouldn't say shes the greatest representation its pretty accurate
bastardly seriously needs to start posting some armenian girls most of them are GORGEOUS (yes, i'm biased, yes i'm armenian, but for the most part it's true)
although there are many total fugs as well
but when they're hot i can think of only a few ethnicities that can come close to holding a candle to them

HA! Kim only likes to get down with the brothas! Good for her. Nothing better than a big black mandigo dick to keep you warm at night. Big Papi, don't be jealous. You're like..."he can keep her." Well I SERIOUSLY doubt she'd give you any play anyways. Now go eat a burrito you spic.

LMBAO@ the Yellow Captions...freakn Classic!!

You would think because her father was a famous attroney she would have higher goals in life rather then hanging around Paris Hilton and other stars to get her face out there. She'll end marrying a a very rich man, spending long hours in her plastic surgeons office, and sucking dry the money her father left her, but also maxing out her rich husbands american express card by trying to buy every over the top designer label like she does now. Her father would be so proud of her now. Take my advice, go to school and hang around people like donald trumps daughter.

who cares if nick cannon is hitting that ? how many other BLACK MEN in hollywood has had some of her ass? probably to many to count... shes not armenian either her father was a man of (COLOR!!!!) from the middle east with his pale skin ... hes not white!!!! i can give her some as if all of u think thats some ass shes walking around with please ..and what the hell is a ghetto booty anyway? im half black half indian and i need to know what the hell do people mean by that ... all black woman dont live in the damn ghetto but we sure ALL have that ASS ALL OF U MEN DREAM ABOUT AND DROOL OVER no buttimplants or shots needed here!!!!!!! next week hell be hitting somebody else- first christina millian whos afro- cuban and now her next time we see him hell be someone different

I WANT SOME OF THAT ARMENIAN ASS

Man, fuck "Big Papi", with his shriveled up burrito churro dick. She likes the big mandingo, just like all of your women do. Hell, you can even throw white girls, asian girls, and everybody else too. They all pretened not to like brothas, and then absolutely throw themselves at every rapper, ball player, and certified gangsta in town. Why you think your girl's walkin' bow-legged all of a sudden. I hit that last night. SPIC!!!

So Sad, she could of been someone better in life, instead shes doing black dudes, at least go with the white dudes, better for her image lol.

If this is what you think real beautiful women look like then you need help.

Dr. Doom - Here's a good picture of the amount of junk in Kim's trunk. (sorry for using that tired expression.)
Kim's first husband was an African-American guy, producer Damon Thomas.

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