For the Bastardly Ladies: Clive Owen Wants You To Strip
Thursday, October 12th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
...and once you've fully stripped, and assuming you're hot, take photos & email them over to the Bastardly Photo Department.
Anyway, it's Thursday, so it's LADY'S DAY ON THE BASTARDLY!!!
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Why this homely fug for the ladies? This is like 'punish the bastardly ladies' day. You're joking us...
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Clive Owen might look scruffy, but DAMN! He is a demanding presence on the screen, I bet he gets lots of English ladies.......
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that's sweet of you, Moe :P
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I would swallow every seed of from pulsating body.
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Moelicious must be on angel dust........ clive owen? hes not any girls fantasy
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You gotta be kidding me! He is damn fugly! Oh! I would do it with him for $3,000,000.00
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FUGLY!!!! He's one step away from Al Bundy. Look at im'....
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hah.
I just loved his acting in closer. my bad.
I have another mystery man coming up...which you guys will also hate.
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me thinks Moe is posting these guys cuz of his love of their acting or past shows they have been on...NOT cuz he knows the ladies will love them...
Is that how you find the ladies you post? I don't think so...
this guy is okay, he does have an appealing prescence on the screen...but more that you would want to have a conversation with him than jump him...
c'mon Moe...you can post a hottie for us...pretty please?
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A for effort.
D- for the choice of guy.
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Why is it so hard for you to understand what women really like?
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actually, i think clive is kinda yummy. i just don't like his voice all the time. sounds as if there was food stuck in his throat.
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Moe, it's alright to have a queer eye. Don't pretend this is for the bastardly ladies when we all know Owen chaps your hide. Ha! :)
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Actually, i guuess i am the only one! but i find him HOOOT! i would do him anytime of the day! he is sooo sexy! very hot!mmmm
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This guy is butt ass fugly..I'm a girl, and this guy is repugnant, and overrated like that Dr, McUgly on Grey's anatomy
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Fuck ya'll man! These definately aren't the best shots of Clive but none of you prissy high-maintanance bitches can possibly tell me that after you saw Closer and Sin City you do not think that Clive is one sexy motherfucker!
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I'll try to review comments on these posts & look up dudes that way...
My apologies to the laaaaaaaaaaaaay-deeeeeeeees!!
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JAMES FRANCO please
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#8, you had me rolling, hahaha! Al Bundy!! I can see it!
Moe, please, please, how many times must I implore you and Jackson-give us ladies some pics of GAEL GARCIA BERNAL!
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i wish i was him
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oops. I meant..."from his body..."
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