Bastardly Breaking News! Cash Warren is Multitask King! Walks, Talks on Cellphone, Drinks Coffee & Ignores Jessica Alba @ the Sa

matching outfits
sure sign of a dude whose penis has been removed

Alba looks kinda unhappy...doesn't Cash statisfy her?))

hmm that's intersting john...

also is the lady in backgroung looking at jessica's ass ???

why are they dressed alike,,,funny

ms know it all:
see post 1.

and Mr Pinchy, i have been railing against this whole back to the 80s fashion trend for months. but these arogant fuckers are going to do whatever they want, Public be damned.

Who cares about the pants, not a hot attire in general, but those lips....

i will explain this in a little more detail:
they are wearing matching outfits because alba thinks it is cute
and cash warren has been figuratively castrated
there has been a lot of talk the last couple days about men not liking strong women
well this is the reverse
this guy is a weakling and will do whatever he can to stay in the realtionship
including debasing himself with matching outfits

you gotta be kidding ppl, tight jeans look simply sexy!!!! well, feet might look kinda big but if you have small butt and thin legs like albas, tight jeans are just perfect.

BlastBottom
As soon as she dumps his ass I got dibs.

She's not going to leave him, man. He needs to boot her ass to the street.

moe, so the 7,000 rumors that she woulf dump him when she moved to nyc(i guess she lives there ) weren't true ????

i don't know, i do like the matching dress thing and i hope you have a few more pics with different outfits......

TIGHT jeans are HOT... SKINNY jeans are NOT. Jeans can be tight and not tapered. She looks like an inverted triangle stuck into two big while blocks. I don't care how anorexic your stupid little ass is, it looks ridiculous on EVERYONE.

(sorry for all the "yelling"... I'm having a bad day)

sorry i didn't hear you, i was wearing headphones... ;)

She has awesome legs.

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http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/index.html

But she usually looks like she's smelling sh*t anyway. Stuck-up ho.

Nothing new with these cookie cutter actresses. Skinny, looking pissed all of the time, "I'm too good for you, kiss my as*" expression on their faces, with coffee cup in hand! Dumb.

she has acne

She looks great.I like that she doesn't feel she has to glam up to go out.She is one of the few who look great without makeup.Naturally pretty. One of my favorites.

She has not moved to NYC yet.She want too though. I have a feeling she will dump Cash eventually.Lately, they seem to not be very PDA.Remember, just six months ago when they were out?They always were holding hands and PDA'ing. As BB King says The thrill is gone!

She has great lips! The lips make this girl for sure. Does anyone else remember her on Punk'd? She was so silly! 'I don't give a fuuuuuu...."

she is a skelton faced whore

it's so hard to almost remember how i dug the hell outta her since the "dark angel" days...WTF happened to her to make her come off like some stuck-up diva...i mean, she still looks good, but as soon as she opens her yap,man...and this prudish thing too...knock it the fuck off...i'd ignore her too, except on CORNHOLE DAY

malkavian thanks for the clue in about the nyc thing. *now i know* :)

Love her and her jeans..
She's the only girl in the world who can look hot in them tiny tight jeans

alba has some big fucking feet.

Who is this Cash Money fag? And oh yeah, he's such a busy man he's gotta be on his phone non stop. "I said sell, SELL!" Then of course parading down the street with their foo foo coffee. That's the in thing.

I think cash warren is going to end up leaving her.

Ok so she has a great body at a perfect weight. She's sexy as hell, but even she looks ridiculous in skinny jeans. Just like the leggings, the skinny jeans are another UUUGLY AS HELL fashion for dumb fashion addicts to follow.
Maybe some girls will say it's hot, but ask any guys what they think about your jeans and they'll say it looks like shit (unless they don't wanna hurt your feelings or something).

hermanita should be a fashion consultant(sp?) to the stars. i always love her insights/i always love her words... :)

FUCK U ALL who hate jessica. becouse she is the HOTTEST. this jeans fit her great. and yea CAsh waren is one lucky basterd..

HEY all. i hate jessica-slobba becouse i m GAY

walker

Nothing new with these cookie cutter actresses. Skinny, looking pissed all of the time, “I’m too good for you, kiss my as*” expression on their faces, with coffee cup in hand! Dumb.

said the truth, my friend.
and no your not vito, because ive read about a dozen posts and he hates her fugly ass.
oh yes i almost forgot
brainiac

alba has some big fucking feet.
you said it! it looks like she stuffed her saugsage legs into those horrendous jeans and her feet look like giant white sneaks that she stole from the stay puff marshmellow man from ghostbusters
also --

Double Shot of Haterade

I would like Cash Warren to fucking dump this stuck up half latina and get you a REAL Latina that has some ass like Salma Hayek and stop fucking this half dead acne face half mexican. Or whatever the hell she is.

yea salma is so hot. lol acne faced alba!!!!

The truth is : vito is fuckin gay... and why u hate jessica? r u hotter ? your comments r retarded just as vito is....what the fuck is wrong with her feet?

duuuuuude, im not jealous, im just sick over her and her stuck up attitude, her "im leaving holywood" b/shit. i can say what i want, and so can you, but i dont attack the people posting. everyones entitled to their opinion, and why dont you attack the OTHERS who dont like her?
ps vito has posted many times on how much he despises her, so let him. so fucking what?

becouse his comments r retarded...he wont 2 c her dead..!? ok ur opinion...but every celeb advertise itself..(* i m leaving hollywood)

brainiac

alba has some big fucking feet.

lol thats what vito says lol!!!!
yea she looks vile here

fuck her feet..i don t look at them..and they r not so big..all of you r talking about her feet(you-who don t like her)
and yes he is a poser

straight up, ive read vitos comments and there just plain funny. so what if he dosent like her? many dont, and many say racial sluurs, and from what i read he hasnt said anything like that. so he wants her "dead" ok, i admit not a very nice thing to say, but hes so funny. i dont get it, there are more comments here about her NOT looking good, or being unattractive, but why single out vito? i dont know, i guess to each his own, right? no hostility, Dudeee, i mean it, but ive also read comments about how he likes so many other hotties the bastardly has on the site. my opinion, shes not very pretty. thats all, to each his/her own, right?

Yes he said something about it ..as he hope she will die. and ok forget fuckin'vito any more.
by the way Jessica is the HOTTEST on the site.

no shes not, sorry, just another boring mexican with a castrated boyfriend

andi love how everyone picks on vito, and not anyone else who says shes not the best, the hottest, the cutest. my opinion? i cant stand the fake bitch, and i do not think she is attractive in the least. let me ask you this: have you ever seen a skeleton with acne? look at the pics! lol

Noup, she looks great on thise pics.. how can you say she is not attractive

Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter 'Alba' in the search field and click on go. The quick and dirty? She's a petty, jealous, mean spirited cow who will not hesitate to spit on the little people and, as I've said before, I've got over a dozen eager victims lined up and waiting for camera time to share their story on television. So no. This is NOT just gossip. It is fact.
And it is also fact that she's been terrorising Vancouver for the better part of a month, in town to shoot Good Luck Chuck with the ubiquitous Dane Cook whose Tom Cruise impersonation remains one of the funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. I still laugh my ass off just thinking about that clip. But I digress. We were talking about Jessica's bad behaviour and we were talking about how she's alienating an entire Canadian city with her snotty demands and her impossibly ungrateful treatment of her fans, from yelling at them, to refusing to speak to them, to siccing her assistant on them whenever she can't be bothered to be friendly.
Now here's the latest. Downtown Vancouver, Robson Street is where shoppers converge. Ms Alba has been taking her dog in to many of the shops, practically sh*tting all over the salespeople, putting things on hold and special ordering items for pick up at a later date because naturally, she's too good to carry her own bags. And PAY for it herself. What happens is that a stylist or a member of the crew will come in later on to haul back her stuff, apparently putting all of it on the film's account, not that any of the merchandise will be worn in the movie but just to keep the annoying diva happy since she won't stop complaining about the fact that she's committed to this project, seeing as she now reckons she's too good for dinky little projects with dinky up and coming comedians. She has just wonderful manners, doncha think?

She is flanked by four assistants round the clock, when she's not on camera, she's wrapped in a fur blanket and Uggs because there's only been a frickin' record breaking heat wave sweeping through Vancouver, and she's notorious for flipping out if a pretty girl makes her way on set.

Word is, the entire crew can't stand her and none of them were happy with their assignment either, especially since they remember her assy-ness when she was in town for Dark Angel a few years back. But here's where it gets interesting. Last week, the cast and some crew members were flown to Edmonton to shoot a few scenes at the penguin park. On their way there, the plane was HIT BY LIGHTNING, as in 'charred wings' and all!

Now I'm told airplanes are built for these kinds of occurrences and while everyone landed safe and sound, if I were Jessica Alba? I'd start thinking about a little attitude adjustment. It's one thing to invite the wrath of the Goddess onto your own bitchy head but it's entirely another to drag unsuspecting, hard working people down into your personal karmic inferno, you know what I mean?

I HATE Jessica Alba. I've been saying it on so many threads I thought I might as well start one up about the talentless bitch.
I HATE the way she thinks she's above everyone else in this planet. EVERYONE. I HATE the way after giving shite performances in just about all the films she's been in this year she is still considered to be the next big thing. I HATE the way every film she has been in this year has been total fucking shit. No wait scratch that. I LOVE the way every film she has been this year has been total fucking shit. I HATE the way she's bound to smile like a retard acting like shes SOOOOO Good. I HATE the way you just know she's going to smile at you then spit in your tea when your not looking. I HATE the way she can't comprehend that without her good looks she'd be fuckin nothing at all. DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH. FUCK ALL. I HATE the way she's trying to already be fucking diva ( and how i laugh at her!!!!lol ) and that she would rather be a STAR than an ACTRESS. She isn't a patch on Miss Johanssen or Miss Knightley, just another tanentless std-filled glory hole

You #47 dude, Id love to meet ya, then i wish i could kick you in nuts, another retard. If you hate her movies, why the fuck you calling her for bitch your arshole? if you dont like her movies just take some 40`s western and have some good time. Go and fucking crush your head to a wall or something. "The way she thinks about people on the planet", what do ya mean? In every interview she always say only good stuff about partners, directors and all she plays with, she looks nice and I think she have good personality

"Haters will always be haters. FU all haters"

brainiac

alba has some big fucking feet.

lol she certianly DOES!!! lol girls with huge feet are unatrractive to me, IMO

WHAT HAPPEN PEOPLE STOP COME TO WEB PAGE AND WRITE.I WANT SOME BODY TO TELL WHAT IS THE DELIO ON THESE TWO.I CAN'T TELL WHEN LAST I HEARD ANY THING ON THEM.

heres the dilly-o
jesSUCKA has herpes
she dumped cashtrated warren in a PHONE call from overseas promoting that piece of shit film and promoting herself because, you know how modest the cunt is.
now i guess there back together.
check out the post where shes smoking cigs ( GROSS! ) with cashtrasted warren.
funny, i love how moe and jackson NEVER put up the news that she got herpes. and where is malkavi-"ill do anything for jessica! she be responsible for the fucking 9/11 attacks and ill STILL give her props for being so right as to take down the buildings because shes so smart and cool and knew that was the right thing to do!"-an LOL
this girl needs to fall off the face of the earth and moe and jackson need to get the fuck over her VD ridden nastyness already. now, the question is.,, when
fuck it. honestly, i hope she dies of that anorexica she brought on herself.
fucking cunt.

As soon as she dumps his ass I got dibs.

Why don't people realize that skinny jeans make your feet look like two tanks attached to the bottom of your little bird legs? I'm pleeeeeeeeeeeeading with all of you fashion designers... PLEASE STOP TELLING BRAINLESS STARS AND FASHIONISTAS THAT THIS "RETRO" LOOK IS "HOT." PLEEEEEEEEASE??????

I know it was already asked but, why are they wearing matching outfits?

And Cash Warren is obviously a douchebag; if I had Jessica Alba we would never leave the house due to the massive amounts of sex we would have. And if we did ever leave I would be mauling her ass as we walked down the street. I certainly wouldn't be talking on my cell and sipping my latte like a puss.

I would like Cash Warren to fucking dump this stuck up half latina and get you a REAL Latina that has some ass like Salma Hayek and stop fucking this half dead acne face half mexican. Or whatever the hell she is.

oh yes, by the way.....that vito person is a poser, vito aint gay, he just doesnt like her. so what? neither do i!!!