Is Paris Hilton Really Bastardly Ugliest Women List Worthy?

eiw...nuff said

Paris is not the most likeable person, but she is attractive. Just b/c you aren't her or with her doesn't mean you need to hate on her. Who cares what she does, it doesn' t affect you lives...

In the famous car upskirt photo her poon looks like scrambled eggs.

i'm sorry, but the only difference between her and kim stewart is about ten pounds. seriously, have you looked at their faces? they're so similar. how could you possiblt say kim is one of the ugliest people ever and say that paris is attractive. and btw, those boobs in that pic of parasite are fake. it's called 'ultra tight shirt placed right above nipple'. oh yeah, and photoshopping, lots of it.

ugly is as ugly does.. She's the champ!

oh my god paris is seriously a fuken ugly man!! oops i mean whateer she is...

m8 it affex all of uz, she bloody ugly lol

Let me reiterate, hear vag looks like Holyfield's ear.

You certainly didn't choose the best pictures to try and prove your point (that she isn't top 5 worthy). These are some of the worst pictures I've seen of her yet. She looks all used up. These pics prove that lots of makeup and fake hair are the only things that can save her from looking like hell.

Can you believe some bitch on here had the nerve to say she was hotter than that Bianca Balti chick? LMAO!

She was on mine!

ok the poll isn't going exactly how we'd assumed.

Paris was on my top five. here is why...her nose is the focal point of her giant square head. That hooked melting thing droops so far into her nose , her breath must smell like boogers. Her eyes are fake and lopsided. Her skin is orange. HER ASS IS WEIRDLY FLAT AND DROOPY. LOOKS LIKE AN ASS GOITER...malformed. Probably a symptom of one of her many std's. As if her giant beak nose isn't enough, her lips look weird. The bottom is spread out too far. She is homely, with that dopey look on her grotesque face. The only thing nice is her nipples. Aside from that, she looked like a boring lay in her porno. Her vagina looks very wrinkly and smelly, like it would squirt fishy smelling pus on you if you stimulated it. A spitting evil Aids ridden canyon. That sed, photoshop is amazing. it's all angles and lighting. She doesn't even look like that for real.

shes too skinny...no curves...kind of a weird nose...and of course shes a bitch/slut (duh). but shes not ugly.

#21...

That was a disturbingly grotesque and vivid description...

she looks kinda pretty here

I agree 100% with what Casey said.

Um... she's a skinny stick with no boobs or ass. She also has a pointy beak nose and wonky eyes. These pictures just prove she looks okay with heavy airbrushing, excessive makeup, a dark tan and with right poses and lighting.

lol, I hate her, what can I say?

on the inside, she is the ugliest woman i have ever some across....just because she looks ok on the outside doesn't mean she doesn't belong on the list!

I voted Yes. This makes me think of an argument I always have with my friends, I tell them I don't find her attractive, and they be like yeah right, you wouldn't fuck her?

Explanation: I think she's ugly, overrated and I don't understand the world's facination with that broad. BUT! Just because of the fact that she's "Paris Hilton" the it girl of the hour and rich as hell, I'd fuck her. Hell how many broad have brought to her daddyMs Hilton hotel? It'd be cool to fuck that broad in her dad's franchise hahaha! Other than that she sucks.

Moelicious:"ok the poll isn’t going exactly how we’d assumed."

LOL! Your expectations can never be too high with the ppl who post here, they're the true definition of bastarldy, most of them are degenerated freaks!!

What the hell? She's fuckin' hot.

Ok, enuf of idolizing this skank. Millions or not, The hype on this rich, brainless, troublemaking tweeker is so much of a piss-poor excuse to keep her popular by the media. He mindless-ness sells mags, rags, and porn vids. WOW, How great is that?? Oh yeah. Mindless sex stunts and f**ked up behaviour were created by Queen idoit Madonna in the eighties and this doorknob amps it up by doing a porno. AND then the public loves her for that?? What does that say about us a a nation or civilization??
In her teeny-tiny mind she is untouchable. And her parents??? They are just a fu*ked up. I'd disown the girl and send her packing to Amsterdam where she can take it up the butt all she wants. But they love the attention as well and let her do what she wants.

Personally, I will NEVER utilize thier hotel chain and the company I work for has equally issued a policy to this effect as well.

She's doable to me. She's probably sat on every dick in Hollywood, so I'd definitely wrap it up first....

Someone should fill her in: once you do a porno you can't be anybody in high-fashion, hun. Don't matter how much your parents have, why are people going to buy magazines which you are scatily clad in when they can instead merely buy a video of you taking dick?

YA NIggas are just jealous cuz you still haven't this hoe...if you had thew chance to fuck with her ya would do it.....don't even play ya'selfs. Ya niggas would to see what the big commotion is all about.

I say that Paris Hilton is not fit to be the ugliest celeb. Or even in the top 5. Is she painful to look at? No. I think if i had to choose i'd say Fergie...I can't look at her slimy eyebrows and fish lips without wincing, or wanting to slap her mom.
BUT if TheBastardly ever runs a 'Top 5 Celebrities that Most Resemble an Emu" contest, Paris has it, hands down.

Although I voted yes, It's true that she doesn't litterally belong to the top 5 list, there are way uglier celebs then her. Do I find her attractive? no, she's not my type. Blond, Skinny, Fake Blue eyes, slutty ect... Overrated? Hell Yeah! Personnally I like a Lacey Chabert type of girl wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more than a Paris Hilton type of girl. And Bet most people here do to.

Kim STewart doesnt even do movies she doesn't sing she's simply a famous persons daughter who doesn't do anything. Beyonce and Rihanna belong in their so does lucy liu and sandra oh and jennifer aniston.

Put more niggers in the top 5 The fat disgusting snake woman beyonce, Janet Jackson, Rihanna, they all belong in the top 5 Paris Hilton is better than all of them.

Uh yes.
Ugly hook nose, (major plastic surgery nightmare),HUGE bottom lip,no cheekbones whatsoever,ugly eyes and fake eye color
fake hair
fake tan
disgusting body...she's number 2 on my top 5, and you know number 1 is janice dickinson

Is this what you have in defence? A pic where she looks almost dead, shit she's a skinny whore with a giraffe's neck. Even a raccoon can look decent with all that makeup, surgery and photoshop. May be, YOU find her sexy just like there are some chicks who think M Jackson is hot.

She is not that ugly!!

So yeah. I'll be honest here. It's not really that she looks bad or that she's ugly. And she's not really too skinny, if you ask me. She looks healthy in the last pic. And she actually looked good before she metamorphosed into the skank she is now.

BUT...(a big BUT)...It's the way she acts. (and maybe a little bit her awful hair) You just can't help but hate her. She has a shittiest attitude of all shitty attitudes. And she actually thinks it's making her sexier, which is ridiculous. So, she is by far the ugliest on the inside, like everyone said.

LOL Moe (#41)...she definitely can't top any of those in ugliness. Good list!

Show something that shows how this bird nose REALLY looks, fuckin photoshop, air brushed, perfectly posed by some photographer w/expert hair lighting and makeup shit don't count moe and jackson....Show some candid shots of the with her lazy eye, hooked nose, fake ass blue contacts, and hanging thing off the end of her ass, then ask the question...And "nick Carter" fuck you you little pussy, you only say she is attractive cause you fucked her herpes ridden ass, what does the fake fug look like with her natural brown eyes and frizzy brown hair, did she tilt her ugly ass head/nose around you too all the time so you did not notice that nasty ass big bird hook on the end, and her fuckin lazy eye.
granted, i don't think she is one of the top 5 ugliest women in hollywood, hell no, there are way worse chicks in hollywood that look worse than bird nose, her horse face hooked nose little sis being one of them, but she sure as hell ain't beautiful, natural or otherwise.
i don't care how much plastic surgeries she has had, she need to get a refund.

Not top 5 ugliest women in Hollyweird, but she could easily be in the top 20. And I do not mean because she is supposed to be a bitch or something, I don't know her, she could be really sweet in person, I am going purely on what she looks like in pics and on TV. Her weird nose, fake eye color, her left eye that always looks smaller than the right one,, the squared box like shape of her head, fake hair, uneven bulbous lips, (not like Jessica alba pretty pouty lips, just fat deformed lookin bottom lip) Never thought she was pretty, or her sister either.
But top 5---no way.....Top 15/20, ya, easy.

Yeah, she's ugly Her nose is fucked her whole face is and her pussy looks rotten

i saw her in person numerous times and she's not someone pleasant looking, a butterface is what the correct word would be in this case. ugly indeed!

Lacey Chabert isn't hot.... wow she doesn't look ugly, but she's nothing special either, whereas Paris is unique looking, I think she's pretty

Oh my gosh. These two pictures are really scary, especially the second one. She looks like she's anorexic or on crack or both.
But as to the ugly question... nah. I don't think she belongs on the list. I despise her long drooping nose but she's not really UGLY.

no way does paris make any ugly list,she may be alot of other things but ugly aint one of em.

she looks like that alien from "signs"......

uhhh............. Paris has fake eyes?!?! I think she is okay. She should gain about 25-30 pounds. I mean she is what 5'9 and like 105 pounds something like that. Then maybe her butt and her breasts would fill out more from the weight gain. She could always get that tip on her nose refined, but it is kind of unique. what else, she could work out to get a more athletic build. She should stop going to tanning beds that only ruins the skin. She is a white women so she should be proud of her creamy complextion. This might sound a little I dunno wierd but I want there to be more blondes in Holly Wood because dark hair was so uncommon in HollyWood now it's just... kind lost it's hottness becuse most blondes are going dark.

I think if Paris grew up and didn't act ditsy all the time then people would like her more.

Paris is not ugly, but she sure as shit is not a beauty either, not natural OR otherwise. she is average looking most of the time, but her nose and eyes ARE all fucked up. sometimes she looks worse than average, other times better, but that could be said of any humanbeing on the planet. she should consider getting hr nose fixed and doing something about her fake blue lazy eyes. She looks better than her horse faced sister though i have to admit..
but hell no, grace kelly she is not, if you want a real beauty, check out Grace Kelly's 19 year old granddaughter Charlotte.

That's a really bad photo shoot. She looks "undead" or something. Usually she looks ok and i wouldn't say she's ugly.

i would not call her ugly, but i dont think she is hottttt or fine or anything either. she is doable as long as you wear an extra strength rubber, and get her to cover up her woonked out eye & nose somehow.

i came back and was looking @ the pics a little, too bad that is not remotely what PH looks like, her nose is still hooked and ugly, and they did some serious photoshop and air-brushing to those photos..

Anyone who dates this crab infested hoe bag should be bitch slapped with a hot iron skillet...I hate how when she's dating some guy, they think they are the luckiest guy...I could see if it was a supermodels..yea your lucky alright, if you like ammatuer cum dumpsters. Nasty ass clown.

She's a fanke nasty AIDS infested slut who guzzles jizz.

one word... fuckenuglybiarch..

Oh, and presumably tastes like it...

woof

Yes, she deserves to be on the list. Her ugliness emanates from her rotten core. No amount of make-up or styling can cover her inner wretchness. Keep her on the list, she belongs there.

she's so ugly on the inside that it makes people feel she's ugly on the outside too.

you can be the most superficially "beautiful" person in terms of appearance, but if your character is rotten, it seeps out and will affect the way people perceive you.

!MOE + JACKSON!

this contest is about finding the ugliest of ugly bitches in Hollywood. giver her an honorable mention as 'ugliest on the inside', but disqualify her from the list.

NickyO, what do "niggers" have to do with Paris Hilton? Why do you keep talking about niggers?

Besides, i have seen pics of a late-teenage Paris h., to know that she is just not cute. Pre- nose job and blue contacts and plastic surgery. She never was pretty really.

She's totally fug but more in terms of personality than actual looks.

She's a nasty fake AIDS infested slut who guzzles jizz.

she looks like a man.

Bank & Eswon...I was wondering where our support team was.

It's a pity that the poll is totally going against what I had hoped for.

maybe we need matchups to prove our case that paris hilton doesn't belong on any top 5 ugly list.

star jones
Sandra oh
fergie vs. Paris Hilton
kim stewart
nicole richie

the above ugly list is a very KIND list when it comes to the world of celebrity uglies.

Paris Hilton's not ugly at all. If you didn't know who she was, you wouldn't start runnin in the other direction. I just think that she's soo skanky that people judge her on that.

If a girl in your senior class looked like that, she'd be the most popular girl in school and you know it.

PARIS IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. PARIS IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY.

r u guy kiddin me....this she aint ugly at all talk goes on my nuts..I even think its the same person writing this mess. She has nothing appealling ,yeah except for the money.
She is ugly as hell, no curves, bad eyes,nasty hair, a penis nose,zero tits...and her face shape reminds of spongebob squarepants...just face it she is a squarefaced idiot with zero talent and common sense.she should be banned from Tv...cause I think she brain washed you guys...AMEN