Bastardly Breaking News! Possibly Pregnant Jessica Alba Gets Married in Fantastic Four 2

first. and WOW at first i was thinking the crying was for the movie, but then seeing her utter disbelief/embarrassment at her belly bump (baby? nah - probly just a little jiggle * GASP*) i think she's crying because of her paunch. another reason it's ok with me to not get to be a celebrity... when i look down and see the result of a couple weeks worth of keystone light (when we drink, we go all out! here in north idaho), i just grab a bowl of cereal and another beer and get on the bastardly. hmmm. she's still hot though.

What!? They're making a sequel to that piece of shit!? Oh, and Alba is a talentless whore, who got her start by blowing James Cameron.

shes got a bit of a pooch. and that hair is AWFUL. she looks orange...and whats with the constipated facial exprssions? this is definately the worst shes ever looked.

The bitch looks like shit....,i never liked her

sh*ihead think the ff sequel is set to hit summer next year.....

true or not you know i loved your alba/cameron bit.... :)

and courtney get on the bastardly more often... :)

i was jusk asking myself today when this sequel would happen.

She doesn't have a "pooch" that material clings to every part in your body. Unless you are anorexic you are gonna look like you *gasps* have a stomach!

brunette or blonde, she's totally overrated.

Getting a bit skinny, but still stunning to me.

Ugly Mexican.

Wiseman you dirty ass funky yankee..Either your a rebel or yankee. Damn Americans. Shut your damn mouth, before I hunt your homo ass down and beat you with a electric whip nazi style.

I doubt she's pregnant. More than likely she's just getting a cum bucket. Either way, I'd do her. Baste the baby, right?

that first photo is quite scary. it is hideous. she needs to go back and do dark angel and eating

Overrated slllluuuuuuuuuuut

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==She is a total b*tch. TMZ has a video of her ignoring some fans(about 3 people :D) as she's coming out of some club in L.A. One guy was like "Jessica, Jessica, Jessica!" I say stop kissing her a*s! Save your dignity and your movie theatre money! === She's just another skinny, talentless, wannabe actress. ===stuck up, hypocritical hoe.

Look at her body language in the first picture. "hurry up you idiots! My makeup is melting!" How dare they make her wait around while they are preparing the scene! What a hag! And the way she is looking at her stomach. She looks pissed. "Oh, I'm so fat!"

Hhhmmm, she's looking an awful lot like Sandra Bernhard in a couple of these pics.
Love Sandra, BTW.

I find it quite funny that NONE of you are or were there , but by some miraculous mind trip you know exactly what is being sauid and that she is being a bitch??? WTF???

Yes, she looks better with darker hair, but it is for the MOVIE people..hello?You know, work, what she does for a living?

And she looks great and gorgeous so, you haters know what...STFU!

She did those faces just because she had to be pissed for the scene. At least, that's what I read.
The blonde hair looks awful on her. Other that that, she's hot as hell! Just gorgeous! She's not too skinny at all. She looks young, healthy and curvacious, without looking like she needs a diet to keep her body (unlike Jessica Biel and Scarlett who obviously need to exercice a lot and eat a little to stay fit) When Alba exercices, she becomes too thin, as we all saw.
She is overrated, yeah. But that doesn't mean she's ugly. And she can't act...that one's undiniable. But there's worse than her in Hollywood. I think the guys are just starting to have some sexual frustration, since the girl doesn't wanna do playboy. And the females...well...she's always been hated by females.

lolpop - you're an idiot...I'm fine with people having their opinions, but shut up with your racist comments darn it.

dude, you can SEE just how stuck up she is by these pics. everyone has their opinion, but shes loosing it, big time

shithead

What!? They’re making a sequel to that piece of shit!? Oh, and Alba is a talentless whore, who got her start by blowing James Cameron.

LOLOLOL!!!!! NO DOYFEE, SHITHEAD THAT WAS THE TRUTH MAN, MOS DEF.

shes so overrated stupid skank cant even act and has no career. lots of progects in the works? right, and they all are flops at the box office, but thats ok, malkavian, shes a whore so im sure when shes done fucking everyone on the set she'll go for you. just wrap that shit, she looks dirty. ha HA and shit!!!

see, prefect example of a talentless whore, overrated and completely bitchy, and when I see her all I can think about is what a bitch she is. She never tips and treats servants like a piece of sh*t. Shes a legend in her own mind. her OWN mind!

omfg
i was soooooooo embarrassed for watching the movie

omgosh
alba cant act
shez uglyyyyy
plzz someone kill herrr
and put her out of her misery

and stunning..yeh
im stunned by her too
ive never seen such an ugly girl being overrated
shez uglyyy
come on
shez edited
and fake
and fuglyyyy

VITA

She probably is very ugly on the inside Mila kunis, Claire Kramer and Eliza dushku all are more beautiful than her but I dont know why they dont get her attention.

Looking bitchy, ay? LOL like i said before.....Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter 'Alba' in the search field and click on go. The quick and dirty? She's a petty, jealous, mean spirited cow who will not hesitate to spit on the little people and, as I've said before, I've got over a dozen eager victims lined up and waiting for camera time to share their story on television. So no. This is NOT just gossip. It is fact.
And it is also fact that she's been terrorising Vancouver for the better part of a month, in town to shoot Good Luck Chuck with the ubiquitous Dane Cook whose Tom Cruise impersonation remains one of the funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. I still laugh my ass off just thinking about that clip. But I digress. We were talking about Jessica's bad behaviour and we were talking about how she's alienating an entire Canadian city with her snotty demands and her impossibly ungrateful treatment of her fans, from yelling at them, to refusing to speak to them, to siccing her assistant on them whenever she can't be bothered to be friendly.

Now here's the latest. Downtown Vancouver, Robson Street is where shoppers converge. Ms Alba has been taking her dog in to many of the shops, practically sh*tting all over the salespeople, putting things on hold and special ordering items for pick up at a later date because naturally, she's too good to carry her own bags. And PAY for it herself. What happens is that a stylist or a member of the crew will come in later on to haul back her stuff, apparently putting all of it on the film's account, not that any of the merchandise will be worn in the movie but just to keep the little diva happy since she won't stop complaining about the fact that she's committed to this project, seeing as she now reckons she's too good for dinky little projects with dinky up and coming comedians.

She is flanked by four assistants round the clock, when she's not on camera, she's wrapped in a fur blanket and Uggs because there's only been a frickin' record breaking heat wave sweeping through Vancouver, and she's notorious for flipping out if a pretty girl makes her way on set.

Word is, the entire crew can't stand her and none of them were happy with their assignment either, especially since they remember her assy-ness when she was in town for Dark Angel a few years back. But here's where it gets interesting. Last week, the cast and some crew members were flown to Edmonton to shoot a few scenes at the penguin park. On their way there, the plane was HIT BY LIGHTNING, as in 'charred wings' and all!
Now I'm told airplanes are built for these kinds of occurrences and while everyone landed safe and sound, if I were Jessica Alba? I'd start thinking about a little attitude adjustment. It's one thing to invite the wrath of the Goddess onto your own bitchy head but it's entirely another to drag unsuspecting, hard working people down into your personal karmic inferno, you know what I mean?

couldnt'a said it better myself

Dont think shes pregnant there :D

12#. Tickle, it was genious, im so with you

Go to hell JA haters

loving u allways.. u are the best 4ever..my sweet, my idol, my insspiration, my sunshine my EVERYTHING!!!i love u!!i wanna meet u and be like u.. i'm your 1#fan.. i love u!!and don't worry, cuz u are the most wonderful, brilliant, amazing, cute, sweet, spectacular, fanatstic, beauty and gorgeous woman on the world..u rock!!!!! here is your bigger fan!!!!your 1#fan!!!and die haters!!!!u are the hottest and sexiest woman!!!no doubt!!!

FUCK YOU "FAN" GO FUCK SLOBBA THEN YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE HER. A SLUT, A CUNT AND AN STD-FACTORY

First of all.. would any of u pricks know what to do with yourself if she was lying beneath you? dout it you bunch of queers.. anybody says she's ugly must be a true ****packer! lol..fags What the hell is wrong with u.. these are prollly just chicks posing as guys anyway.. jealous bit**es

brainiac

shes got a bit of a pooch. and that hair is AWFUL. she looks orange…and whats with the constipated facial exprssions? this is definately the worst shes ever looked.

braniac, i couldnt have said it better myself. so sick of this overrated slut. she got her start by blowing that dude from back to the future, the DR??? LOL cuz thats how she got her silly role in camp nowhere. hmmm nowhere....thats where her "carer" is going!!!!
get the fuck over this fugly slut!
hey brainac, do you ever go to celebslam.com????

even when she pregnant Jessica Alba is the most lovely babe in this fuckin world :) check ::video proof::

Jessica is the sexiest pregnant girl ever!!!

Congratulations to her and her coming baby!

Oh, and the paunch is friggin' hot.

Nothing better than to have a little belly to pat while you're hitting it from the side. - Martin Lawrence

She's hotter as a brunette, for sure

Malkavian

I find it quite funny that NONE of you are or were there , but by some miraculous mind trip you know exactly what is being sauid and that she is being a bitch??? WTF???

Yes, she looks better with darker hair, but it is for the MOVIE people..hello?You know, work, what she does for a living?

And she looks great and gorgeous so, you haters know what…STFU!

oh YOU need to STFU your about as annoying as she is.