Bastardly Breaking News! 40 Yr Old Salma Hayek Looking Crazy Hot in a Bikini!
Monday, October 16th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

This woman is the definition of ageless, I tell you. But, why does Salma have to cross the tracks into gringo country?! Not cool.
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shes hot
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OF COURSE she only dates rich dudes. Don't the majority of the celebs....either producers, directors, investors, etc. But Salma is looking mighty fine here. I would make love to her so gently.
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Selma is gorgeous, there's no doubt about that.
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yes yes...................she is lovely. Petite beautiful.
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I'd bend her over on the balcony and fuck her from behind right there.
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They are all actually equally ugly.
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What a beautiful woman.
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This pic is old... She once dated Josh Lucas, the guy in the picture. Buy not anymore. But of course, she looks very hot.
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W O W!
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Wiseman, do you realize that people dont like you yet?
You should hate yourself... cause everyone else already does.
why not join the crowd.
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her body looks hot, but her face looks like that of an immigrant.
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beautiful and hot!
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She's like a Fine French Cognac. I'm thinking she's the equivalent of a bottle of X.O hennessy. Or since she's mexican, should I compare her to a bottle of Patron?
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She is and has always been gorgeous. How such full breasts do not sag is just beyond me. She's great! And a pretty serious actress, too.
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salma is really a sex bomb...just such a smokin' hot body...OMG i would definitely catch lockjaw w/my face eating everything in sight on her like a maniac...& then it's tender loins time for her the rest of that next day 'cause after eating time, it's headbanging sessions pts. 1-5...
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What an amazing body! She doesn't look too happy in these pictures, I like women who are a little more smiley. But she's still very hot
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Hey BankRoll.............you are a cunt. Go and get an education.
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You people go and call Paris Hilton ugly but then say this lady is hot. This lady has a man jaw too. Paris Hilton looks better than this lady.
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Lewis, do you really want us to run a poll on this?
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Wiseman:"Hey BankRoll………….you are a cunt. Go and get an education."
For your information I'm a at Ryerson University In Canada majoring in business, so shut the fuck up, u fat british slut.
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salma, uglier than paris? ARE YOU ON FUCKING CRACK?! since when have bird-looking retards with crooked eyes been attractive?
salma's a real woman and she is beautiful.
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Salma is the epitome of a woman. To even consider paris-ite in the same sentence is embarassing. Hilton is a lowest-common-denominator skank. Ugly, dumb, and dirty. I'll be surprised if she sees her 35th birthday. Go away, dirty leg.
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Damn this guy is really lucky!
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Very interesting Post!
I was wondering if your interested in visiting Salma Hayek's New site!
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How can any person with any kind of vision could actually consider Paris Hilton more beautiful than Salma Hayek? Stevie Wonder could see that Paris Hilton is not in the same league as Salma. Watch Salma in the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn", then tell me that there's a comparison between Salma and Paris. Not even close.
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She is the reason God created men !!!!!!!!!!!
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aww salma looks cute doing that in the picture, but these are not such good pictures of her, i still think she is pretty though. no one is prettier than salma hayek, well maybe kreuk or in the same level
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she looks can clicks could kill by her smile towards yourself no doubt she"s is a nice sweet lady. thankyou
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hah, hah, hah, I hate to say it but paris hilton does look better than Salma Hayek. Salma Hayek is 100% pure ugliness with her ugly Popeye looking face. She has ugly hair and an ugly body too. I saw that vampire movie when she stunk her stinky looking foot in that guys mouth. Shes so ugly and not sexy with a ugly body. By the way I've seen more Paris Hilton posters on the average male's myspace page. I have never seen one guy with a salma hayek poster.
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hello salma hayek pic super where are you? hoe are you?
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beautiful and hot!
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beautiful and hot!
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he's josh lucas, an actor, you bastards!!!!
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