Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kristen

Ace the glasses....yuck.

Bullshit on the 3mil question. There's not much one would not do for that kind of money.

I'd hit it if it was easy taking, but I wouldn't waste a whole lot of energy trying to land her. Nothing great, nothing bad. Average.

Doesn't she have a moon at which she should be barking?

....Anne Hathaway? Sheeeeet, you keep dreaming! This skank looks nothing like her.

Sweetie, if your just gonna send in 3 pics, You might as well not even sent in anything.

She's not that cute. Bring on the hot chicks.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

NOOOOOO!

Nerds are hot! I like this bitch. :)

Wiseman... I say this out of love... You have serious issues, dude. Get help.

Can't tell what the bod is like from these pics but I find her face quite pretty/cute. Would iike to see her smile though.

1st pic: thought she was interesting looking
2nd pic: Yuck! Deathwhiteness aint hot
3rd pic: It still aint

NOTHING SEXY ABOUT LOOKING AT A BLOKE IN DRAG WITH STOCKINGS ON - UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF BOLLOCKS.

Aww don't be so hard on her. She's defintely cute, has a brain, and the librarian angle is hott and kinky. She gets my vote. *thubsup*

*thubsup* is because I lost both my thumbs. A thub is the stub of a thumb. ;)

based on the answers, i really like her.

I thought she was kinda hot in that naughty librarian way, I think that's what she was going for, and it worked for me.

Gimme.

The first photo gave me a little wood. The next two sawed it down. So here's the deal: If I was to go to her library (doubtful) and she looked like pic No. 1 (also doubtful) I'd gladly do her in the stacks. But then if after having her, I spotted her looking like pcs 2 or 3 (probable) , I'd have to suffer the late fees 'cause I would not go back to that library.

Get her in the black leather catsuit, ditch the glasses and ask again.

Each shot looks like a different person in each shot, yet I can tell whe is same person.
First shot: Hot as hell! Love to see what the name tag actually says though....I have a feeling she is not an actually Librarian with a Masters in Library Science....I am a librarian as well, and most people (especially women)don't actually decide they want to become librarian until they have failed at everything else....I kid sort of.....I grew up in libraries, so I'm different.......She looks a bit young to have failed at everything else yet.........That leads me to believe that she is a library clerk which is far hotter....Real librarians just point.....Library clerks take you there!

Second shot, just doesn't go with the other two....because the other two.....while different....are Hot.....This photo is not hot.

In the third shot she hot, but looks much younger and innocent.....As opposed to first shot. Oh and the Japenese Parisol thing is kind of cute. I'm not big on the Japanese thing, so forgive me if it's called something else.

she's quite plain but she scores points for digging into some of the other blotds for their bad grammer. dont forget their horrendous spelling either!

that said. all you regulars...step up and send in your pictures (i've been up twice.) be a blotd or ...gasp...bmotd...

of course you *knew* i'd say yes to kristen... :)

ew ew. ugh. and ew.

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'I'm cute AND I have excellent grammar' .... Um, I wouldn't count on people saying you look like Anne Hathaway... more Janeane Garofalo if you ask me and even that's a stretch. I wouldn't say you've displayed particularly good grammar either, therefore you're just not bastardly enough, even by your own definition :) Oh, and please lose those hideous white fishnets... wtf?

I don't see the Anne Hathaway in you, either. But I think you'd be much cuter in person without the glasses.
And everyone knows wiseman has issues. Except wiseman himself, of course.

anne hathaway?? HELL NO!! it'd have to take quite a few FULL pitchers of long island ice teas b/f anyone could possibly make that connection...i'd say more like a poor man's version of lisa loeb perhaps, if anybody...really now kristen, to even be realistically considered for this honor you need to send in more pics & some hot shots incl. among those...just makes ya a dull-ass librarian who sent some boring-ass pics in to the web...

Show some T&A and maybe I'll form a favorable opinion.

thumbs up- attractive and a pleasant personality

skinny legs, and cute plaid skirt, but get new glasses pronto. however, the excellent grammar pleases me, so 5 bonus points

I dig this girl. I'd read Neruda to her in the bathtub.

Coming from another girl...I think that's she's really hot. She seems so damn charismatic!

of course she is not gorgeous - not for me though. BUT her answers are smart and charming, so who cares? Go girl!

LOL I thought it said Karen Carpenter!

Kristen, you wanna get together and read "dirty" Victorian lit together?

No?

How about I spermolate on your glasses...?

Seriously, I bet she's a little kinky under that straightlaced, inhibited looking facade.

She's pretty, and I love how stern she looks in the first pic. "Punish me, Kristen...punish me NOW!" Oooooooooh yeah.

I love the glasses actually. I would make sweet love to you all day, night and week long.

librarians are fucking hot

too pale, as a damn ghost...ok face, looks like a naughty school girl.

FFS PEOPLE THAT A BLOKE WITH A WIG ON.

the crying game

first pic was ok, but nothing after that.

how do you read your text messages jake?

Oh, after I gave her sex lessons at midnight in the library. Glasses on.

First I thought Librarian read Liberian..lol I was like this bitch is not African.

hahahahahahahahahaah, sad thing is, she would probably get slammed without the glasses and all that shit on the face.

That first pic is the epitome of sexy... nothing revealed, but speaks volumes. Hottest librarian I've seen since, well, ever. That said, some skin would be much appreciated in the next set of pics.

NERD ALERT!

Perhaps I'm biased, as I'm a librarian too, but I think she's pretty damn cute. Nice tights in the first photo, I like the glasses, and she's got good lips. You can shelve my books any day.

Yeah... She looks like a librarian. That's about it. Boring start to the week.

MrPinchy.......................I SAY THIS FOR YOUR SAKE.....................either take that dildo out of your arse.

MrPinchy..................I SAY THIS FOR YOUR SAKE...................get that dildo out of your arse.

She's seriously cute

I'm into it! I think shes Pretty.

Two years later, still not hot and NOW TWO YEARS OLDER.

A librarian of what? Erotic nerd poetry?

"NERD HAIKU"

Small boobies not withstanding
Glasses on face tilted
Anne Hathaway she is not

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