Bastardly Still Hot or Not: Claudia Schiffer @ Women's World Awards 2006

I had to refer to the Wikipedia because I wasn't sure how old she was now.... she's 36 now!
Claudia Schiffer (born August 25, 1970) is a German supermodel and actress, who reached the height of her popularity during the 1990s.

Schiffer was born in Rheinberg, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany, and began modeling in 1987, after being spotted in a nightclub in Düsseldorf. Just weeks later she appeared in ELLE and within a short time she began modeling for Chanel. In the early 1990s she starred in Guess? jeans ads in North America. She has appeared in a number of motion pictures and has also appeared in the music video of Westlife's cover of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl," as the iconic uptown girl.

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31 Scandalous Comments

Ja, ja, I would still hit that. Danke!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:22pm
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she looks like dobby the house elf

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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Not really!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 3:33pm
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ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 4:31pm
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She needs foundation, her hairdo makes her look elvish, and that miss Havisham dress is creepy, but she's surely beautiful with the right treatment.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 4:39pm
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I agree about the foundation, but she is still hot.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:03pm
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now, ya know claudia always did have that bugs bunny teeth thing going on, even when she was on top of her looks game...agreed, she does have some revlon issues that need to be addressed PDQ, but hey, she's gotta be classsified as a bastardly HOT milf now...i'd love to see her running around in the wonderbra & thong, that's for damn sure...right to the sofa...

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:28pm
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WTF is it with the bad teethwork in europe...esp. AFTER you've gotten some $$ in your pocket too...FIX THEM CHOPPERS!!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:31pm
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Yuk!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:32pm
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I busted a few nuts over her in her prime. Even imagined those chompers chewing on the skin of my little Charlie. But alas, she needs to be taken to the glue factory. Slap a clearance tag on her. She's done. She belongs in a thrift store, just like her old grandma dress she's wearing. Unless the back door is open now. Then I'd say, geddy up partner. One more ride into the sunset, burrito farts and all.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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She doesn't look very desireable. I'll pass.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 6:08pm
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This woman used to be so beautiful..
She still is.. but..
it's her skin and teeth..

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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sure, bob, sure u'll pass. fucking liar, who the fuck would pass on Claudia Schiffer

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 7:33pm
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Nah, she's nothing hot to me. But if she was offering up a hole, I'd still stick my dick in it. I mean after all, come on!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 7:40pm
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Stick a fork in her shes done.Go suck Mr. Magics wand.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 7:55pm
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not

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:19pm
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blech

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 11:27pm
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when your teeth, skin and hair are all yellow...hang it up, and slut out.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 2:40am
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Someone told her rabbit teeth were in. I thought that's why the rich had stylists so you didn't go out of the house looking 10 years older. Bitch gotta get a new one.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:30pm
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She wasn't in Joel's Uptown Girl -- it was Christie Brinkley.

Man, I hate that I knew that.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 3:00pm
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Something's wrong with her eyes.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 11:32am
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What the fuck happened to her, she looks like a demented femmebot.
I hope that's just bad photography.

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 7:21am
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Friday, December 8th, 2006 @ 12:17am
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They never said she was in Billy Joel's Uptown Girl. They said she was in Westlife's COVER of Uptown Girl

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 @ 12:24pm
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She looks like a German boy with breasts. Maybe the most overrated celebrity ever, even more than Aishwarya Rai. If that's possible. How did either one of them get picked as " the most beautiful woman in the world"? I guess having weird looking eyes are the key to success? I'm sure their bitchy attitudes helped out alot....

Friday, December 7th, 2007 @ 7:22pm
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She's only 36? There are a ton of celebrity women that are 36 or older and look 10 times better than Mr. Ed here. What the hell happened to her?
Disclaimer: I'd still give it to her.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 2:42am
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Something's wrong with her eyes.

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006 @ 11:33am
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 @ 2:54pm
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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Saturday, August 9th, 2008 @ 2:41pm
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