The Abi Titmuss guide to becoming a celebrity in easy steps part 3

Ok, to recap, I was dating a TV presenter, I recorded some hardcore sex videos which I leaked a preview of to the press (click here to get all of my hardcore videos), my boyfriend got the sack after he got accused of rape (he was cleared of all charges), I got his presenting job, then I got the sack when people found out about my sex videos and then the press couldn't get enough of me.

The next step was to make sure the media frenzy continued. I wanted to be able to do what I enjoy most - sex. So that is what I did, I recorded more and more sex videos, we even hired some escorts to do some kinky things with us, and I became notorious for being a real horny bitch. Most women don't like being thought of as a horny bitch who is up for all sorts of kinky sex but I love it. I love sex, I love being fucked, I love guys and girls, threesomes and moresomes, swinging parties, you name it I'm up for it. Seriously. Most girls talk the talk but I walk the walk.

So how did I use this to my advantage? Easy. I didn't hide it.

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my only question
where is the ATM?

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 11:05am
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oh and another question
does the girl kneeling on the left eat brains?

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 11:07am
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Yes yes.............I like all these blonde sluts.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:06pm
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What an idiot.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:17pm
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OMG! I fucking love it! Abi and Rebecca. Two airheads fucking each other! Is there anything better than two hot women who know their place and know that they have been put on earth to fuck and to be watched fucking. Pass the tissues, I'm going in.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:23pm
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THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN FCKING SPAM.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DOES SHE MENTION HER OWN WEBSITE.

GET THIS CRAP OFF THE BASTARDLY.

I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT SOLD OUT.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:34pm
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The one kneeling on the left is significantly better looking than the rest of them.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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fuck that moe
sell out
you know you want to

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:46pm
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HEY WANKER........................GO AND JACK OFF OVER NAOMI CAMPBELL OR PARIS HILTON YOU BAG OF SHIT.

Keep on posting pictures of this Abi titmuss slut.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 3:08pm
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R U gettin a cut of her ... web site hits? She's in my top 5 skank list

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 4:16pm
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Abi Titmuss is kinda fug looking. ew.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 4:22pm
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SHE IS JUST AN UGLY FUCKING WHORE WHO IS USING THIS SITE TO SPAM US ALL FOR HITS TO HER CRAPPY WEBSITE.

FUCKING SAD.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 4:38pm
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TITMOUSE returns...well, one thing i do respect is her open-minded whorishness...just love when a pseudo-celeb chick like her can admit that about herself w/o fronting on about some BS like she has REAL talent or something...her face ain't no prize-winner(it's OK enough), but her body is pretty decent...yeh, she's chasing attention for being kinda slutty basically & i would have no problems hittin' that for that simple fact...or her buddies...

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 4:48pm
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You bitch. You got me to click to your site without a 20 second free preview of 10 black guys, 3 latin guys, 2 asian guys and token white guy giving you a spunk bath. WTF? If you want bastardly support, free, only no obligation porn close ups of your tight little snatch will do. Don't tease me with your sluttiness, to only end up having to sign up!

God, I'm a prick. Must have been the bad burrito I ate today. And no, wise ass, it wasn't Moe's bad burrito.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:25pm
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Yeah, she's still fug. Or plain, at best. Someone I would definitely not notice on the street. Or anywhere else. She doesn't look healthy or sexy. She looks a like a mix of a little butta and a whole lotta boobs. In other words, if she didn't have her breasts she'd be a nobody.

And, to top it all, everything that she writes is Crap with a capital C. I am on the "she needs to go" side. It is pretty much spam. Annoying and pointless spam.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:52pm
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I only have to say, yeah we should at least get our free 20 sec clips!! That's just not right!! U always have to give out the 20 sec free clips!!! ;p

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:58pm
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Wanker - we've told you twice - FUCK OFF and go somewhere else. I'm sure there are plenty of gay porn forums you can go and play in.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 6:01pm
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"20 sec free clips" is enough for 75% of the Horndogg Community, man. Abi is much smarter than that...

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 6:03pm
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Also, isn't anyone going to comment on Abi's flexibility?!!?

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 6:04pm
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Well said Moe, the girl sure can twist and bend! She's one horny little bitch all right!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 6:29pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 7:46pm
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Hot,media whore. There is enough free porn on the internet , Mrs. Nasty wouldn't like to see that on the credit card bill either. www.el.nl free www.postyourbeaver.com free\
www.voyeurweb.com mostly free unless you want penetration.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 7:51pm
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Yeah, fuck that pay shit. I would have to hate fuck her for that.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:05pm
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Moe, she could have done that with mirrors. Now, a 20 second clip of her doing that buck naked with a few salamis in the right places, that would convince me. All I ask is 20 seconds to get my 8 seconds of bliss! Bitch.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:13pm
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Has anyone noticed that in pic #3, everyone else is praying to God, and she's praying to her boobies?

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:17pm
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In pic #5, she's got some herpes going on her lips. That's proof she's part of our bastardly family now. What goes around, cums around. Come over to my place, and I'll give you some more bastardly family herpes on your other two puckers. Ha!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:21pm
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"There is no getting away from it, a girl who is prepared to share her sex life with the world is a girl who can become famous."

I think that only applies to gals with a 4 or higher on my arbitrary slut scale (that depends on what I had for lunch today). I don't think Condolezza Rice or Aunt Freda or that old lady down the street who eats her own snot could become famous that way. There are some people for whom sharing doesn't work. Now, Moe in drag and buttered up by 3 horny Aryan Nation beefcakes, that would be a page 1 type of story.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:54pm
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Well at least she's cute again! Keep the blonde hair Abi.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 11:46pm
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I don't care if she's part of your staff...shouldn't you respect the brown bag?

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 11:54pm
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So you gotta be ugly and a bit sexy to make it?

I wish one of the other bitches in the first pic was our "patron saint of whore uselessness."..

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 2:36am
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I think she's kinda sexy. Slutty no doubt, but kinda sexy, especially with the blonde hair.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:53am
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Stupid cunt....paying for porn is WRONG.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:10am
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Why is this considered even remotely interesting? She rants like she invented porn or selling her body for money. How stupid does she think we are...

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:31am
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Yes, man. Jane Doe's right. Just cause she's staff, it doesn't mean you can't brownbag! No fair. I've seen some buttafaces on your website that don't look half as bad as her.

And in the first pic, she looks like she could be these ladies' grandma.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 5:58pm
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DAVE THE SLAVE- I CONSIDER IT A HONOUR & PRIVELEGE TO WANK TO ABI TITMUSS - I THINK SHE IS GORGEOUS AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO !!!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:07pm
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The Abi Titmuss guide to becoming a celebrity in easy steps part 3

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 2:43am
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this is one post out of like 20 today. have pity.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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Hey Wanker - fuck off and go and complain somewhere else. No one gives a flying fuck what you think. We are all too busy enjoying the photos - maybe you're a gay or something.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:46pm
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Flexibility is over-rated. It's only good when filmed closeup or live on a stripper pole with my three greasy hands pawing all over the merchandise.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 8:15pm
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#5...

Exactly why women like this should be dragged out back and shot. This is what they teach men and children.

She is a woman who set women's rights movements back 100 years. (And believe me, I am no feminist). You aren't "empowered" or "liberated." You are a filthy slut. Go away. Please.

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 2:44pm
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