Bastardly Breaking News! Kirsten Dunst rents a friend to make her less ugly!

19 Scandalous Comments

How could I have forgotten about Nicky Hilton as one of the top 5?

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 11:22am
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Man,I have seen hotter chicks at the beach!

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 11:41am
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Ugly and uglier.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:08pm
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I love how she is dress except for the shoes ...but she really is ugly

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:51pm
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Piss in her ass and she might like it and turn around with her dick and piss on you!

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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Skinny jeans are so fugly

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 1:38pm
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Hey, I'm kinda ugly too, how much does a uglier 'friend' rent for???

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 3:27pm
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She Sucks.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 6:44pm
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Naked, I'm sure her tits look like socks with oranges in them.

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 2:54am
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where's her usual troll escorts, the other anorexic albino molly, and her other rent a friend liat (her mother found her working at a beauty salon and had her befriend kiki) and the newest celeb sidekick spare Io (just in case the other two dumps kiki for nicole).

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 3:53pm
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She's overrated and has weird boobs. Don't even get me started on those shoes...

Friday, November 17th, 2006 @ 5:19pm
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i still think shes hot, u guys are too hard on her. and u know those shoes are probably worth wat u make in a year. the only thiing that worries me is her weight, she seems to have dropped a few pounds in the last few months, and i like it better when she had some curves

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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tori spelling is so ugly her mother hates her

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 @ 12:40am
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She's ok i guess. Just a little plain but not ugly. Hardly a head turning beauty but she doesn't deserve to be on the ugly list. She is a good actress after all....

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 @ 8:29am
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id stuff her muff

Sunday, April 29th, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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She is beautiful

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007 @ 9:55am
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Has the owner of Rent-a-Friend (TM) I can attest that Kristen Dunst is a regular customer.
She is always asking for the ugliest person that she can rent to make her look more beautiful.

Honestly, she's not that bad, but I dunno, just doesn't do anything for me

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 12:02pm
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Below average looking and very plain and ordinary. She never did anything for me. Plus I hear she's nothing but a stuck up cunt in public. No curves on that body whatsoever. Fuck that bitch.....

ahhh, what the hell....I'd piss in her ass I guess, but I wouldn't take all night getting there.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 11:23am
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That purse and those shoes? With that outfit?

Sunday, September 7th, 2008 @ 4:19pm
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