Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashton



Ashton writes:

I pretty much think I should be lady of the day. Why? Well because I am pretty much a good time and I fucking love Bastardly.




Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Angelina Jolie, as if I need to give a reason.

Do you like your boobs?

Yes, they're a good time.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well, Hef is a cutie and I am pretty sure he is older than my grandpa so YES.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yes, Hilary Duff? I don't see it, but I have heard it quite a bit.

What makes you Bastardly?

Are you serious? I was born bastardly =]

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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43 Scandalous Comments

In the pictures of her and the other girl, she does kinda look like Hilary Duff, but she also looks like she's about 16.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 8:38am
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Cute smile, nothing else. The third pic ruined it.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 8:50am
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all the pics look air-brushed as hell... but n e way still above average in the looks department i guess.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 8:58am
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Pretty...a little less-horsey Hilary.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:06am
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airbrushed to hell.............kinda cute though, but again the airbrushing amkes it hard to tell fo sure

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:18am
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They all look like Myspace photos. Ugh.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:38am
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Nothing to write home about, but I'd pee in her butt.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:56am
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corky
that is fucking hilarious

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:06am
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she's pretty... nice smile.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:17am
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Hefs a cutie?? yeah for a mummy....ew.
She a youngie

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:25am
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she'd be better if her eyebrows weren't so far apart. it makes her nose look wider and her eyes look farther apart. other than that, she's cute.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:28am
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Cute
needs to lose weight.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:38am
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more like hailey duff than hilary, darls.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 11:03am
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San Quentin quail.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 11:06am
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Some of you guys are really sick! Saying you would pee in her butt etc...I mean this girl is a kid, i'd say 15, maybe 16...fucking perverted, child molesters!

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:11pm
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@25
I'd be more inclined to say "ewww...she's maybe 15 or 16 and what's she doing whoring herself out at that age by posting pictures of herself online at a celebrity gossip site that rates chicas on an hourly basis? And if she missed the fact this site is called the Bastardly, I wonder how she missed the number of TotallyTitmuss and Victora Secret photoshoots. She's a fucking perverted, child molestee!"

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:34pm
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Molestee? I like it.
There are victims and then there are volunteers. This is a volunteer.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:49pm
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#25, hey it's all good.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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they're all airbushed to death and the last shot makes her look fat.

that being said, i suppose she's got potential

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 1:54pm
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ Way too young to even read the posts on this site lol.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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I feel dirty even commenting on this. I doubt this girl is more than 14.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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Funny little person walking down the street,LoL!

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 5:44pm
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think it is better to just sleep thru this one ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....too young, too fake, too everything...N...E...X...T...

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 6:42pm
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what an ugly fatass. i'm kidding. about the ugly part, but not about the fat part. ok, she's not fat but shes "pleasantly plump" I'm sure once puberty is over her body will look normal.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 7:18pm
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I see the Hilary...too photoshopped though

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 8:57pm
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def hailey duff, you jave the same big nose/chin/jawline. a little chubby but then again ur probably still young. Oh and i dont think anyone can make a judgement on these pics, they are 99% photoshop. And its so obvious. If you cant send in pictures without having to alter them for 20 hours first, chances are your hiding something. Bad skin maybe? anyway you must not be very attractive naturally.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:27pm
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underage and wayyyyyyyyyy too much soft focus. looks cute, though.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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i see a bit of hilary in ashton.
but hilary's face is longer.

ashton is very pretty. :]

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 5:01am
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i can c da hilary duffness, its da smileee n mabe da lips or jaw or sumin

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 6:19pm
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aawwww she´s very cute! i like her smile and her eyes a lot.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 8:18am
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Photoshop, anyone?

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 3:36pm
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What is she? 12? I wouldn't put her in the batardly lady of the day categoery, but rather the jailbait one

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 11:03am
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watch your language young lady

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 8:41am
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cute. little iffy about her age though.
her friend looks like a cow

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:13am
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Cowboys like big calves.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:44am
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YES YES. The stupid retarded meat gets beat up to all shit and abused.

Speaking of which, I'm going to go abuse my little pecker.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:06am
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ARMPIT!!! ARMPIT!!!! OMG!!! you might want to get to a hospital asap

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:28am
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Cute face, lame personality, annoying poses... There is NOTHING cute about pouting in a mirror and snapping a picture of yourself. Maybe once she reaches puberty she'll mature a little.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 12:36pm
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Are these Glamour Shots? Very pretty girl, but she's so young I feel weird commenting.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:44am
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the meat, the meat, the FUCKING MEAT. blah blah blah

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:07am
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Is the retarted girl she's with available?

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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Hell, I'd do her AND her friend!

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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Keisha Castle-Hughes' eyes, Hilary Duff's teeth and bone structure, Britney Spears' airbrushing.

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 @ 9:46am
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