Mary Carey & the New Porn Star Prostitute Industry
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This goes back to Jackson's post from yesterday afternoon.By the way, does "porn star prostitute" sound a little redundant? After all, a porn star's line of work is very similar to a prostitute's in that they both get paid to have sex w/ people they don't know all too well. If anything, a porn star is a little more respectable than straight up prostitution. Right?
Example:
A Mother: Oh, my daughter...she's actually a prostitute in Los Angeles. Yes, she goes out late @ night & whores herself to fat Mexicans & wasted Hollywood hasbeens. She meets a lot of people & the money's great!
A Mother: Oh, my daughter...she's actually a porn star for Wicked Studios. She gets nailed by 15" penises in the ass 3x a week & mingles with rich & famous personalities @ Hollywood parties.
There's nothing more bastardly than theorizing the differences between porn stars & prostitutes on a Monday afternoon. So w/ that in hand, we have another poll. As you'll soon notice, it's our goal to reach lower & lower w/ each poll.
BASTARDLY POLL: If life fell apart & you had a choice between committing suicide (not an option in the poll) & becoming either a porn star or prostitute, which would you become? This goes out to the dudes, as well. haha.
Here are more photos of Mary Carey doin' her thaaang.
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are we almost done with this look for dudes
this guy looks like she should be passed out in the basement of a Yale frat house
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I'd do her, but I don't want to get the HIV.
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Fat chins are in this winter.
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Love those shoes on her!
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Yeah, I'd like to stick my ballot in her box.
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this chick has either bought a case of tounge depressors
or she had gastric bypass surgery
she might also be on the marion barry diet
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five bucks if it was only that cheap.....
guess i choose being a porn star.betetr pay ??? a bit of a media profile...
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I'd rather be a porn star, that way I'd get to have a 10" penis. (not up my butt or in my mouth, you smartasses).
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This chick was showing her insides on Howard Stern TV. It was hilarious... she was shitface drunk, naked, and spreading her legs all over the studio. What a hoar!! And I mean that in a good way!
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john - this is mary carey, not mariah the fat one.
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yeah i know
but i've seen older pictures of this chick where she looked much fatter than this
http://verleih.polyfilm.at/how_arnold_won_the_west/mary%20carey%20toples...
nsfw by the way
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You do know it's Tuesday right?
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the only difference between a prostitute and a porn star is the video camera...
so the next time you want to hit the pros up...bring a camera in case the cops try to bust you
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The power comes from your hips.
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That guy's rather cute.
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Hello there,
My name is MIchael Abayomi Fayese. I am a Nigerian Born in Lagos state. I am 23 years of age and presently in the University of Agriculture Abeokuta studying Chemistry. I am in 200level but with all i have studied in the school i have flare and interested in becoming a porn star
I believe with people like you people far away from regions where porn films are not really practised will be given the chance to express thereselves through this great medium you have created.I will really appreciateit if i am giving the oppurtunity. I will like to use this medium to tell you that i can do bondage, Gay, Gang bang,and all sort of porn act.
I will be expecting a reply from you as i am waiting to become a porn star.
Yours Sincerely
Fayese Michael Abayomi
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Hello I am a Nigerian Born in. I am 25 years of age and presently in the University of Agriculture Abeokuta studying Chemistry. i have flare and interested in becoming a porn star
I believe with people like you people far away from regions where porn films are not really practised will be given the chance to express thereselves through this great medium you have created.I will really appreciateit if i am giving the oppurtunity. I will like to use this medium to tell you that i can do bondage, Gang bang,and all sort of porn act.
I will be expecting a reply from you as i am waiting to become a porn star.
dewizone@yahoo.com
Yours Sincerely
dewizone
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I would stick my cock in her all night long. She is so hot i would want to do her every single minute. Those tits are so perfect i would want to suck on them so bad. Overall i want to fuck her every single time i see her.
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you must be a nyphomaniac because you have just pupblicised your incompetent stupidity.i am also a nijja guy but gbado anya ka ara hara igba gi bye reply
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I have forward my pictures to you. I hop eto hear from you as soon as possible
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Ha! I would love to hook up with Mary Carey. Then, we could be Republicans together and screw everyone.
LOL,
Cooliferous
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