Bastardly Hot or Not: Debi Mazar is Scarlett Johansson's Illegitimate Klingon Sister
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Deborah Mazar (born August 15, 1964), better known as Debi Mazar, is an American actress, best known for her trademark Jersey Girl-type appearances, and as edgy, sharp-tongued women in independent films.
Currently, she is in a supporting actor role on Entourage, an original comedy series on HBO. She also had a recurring role on the sitcom Living with Fran, playing Fran Drescher's character's cousin, Merrill.
She married Gabriele Corcos on March 16, 2002, and they have two daughters: Evelyn Maria, born on July 12, 2002, and Giulia Isabel, born on March 17, 2006. [Wiki]
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definitely NOT, but that headline was fucking hilarious! hahaha. spot on, moelicious. ;)
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Oh my God. I can definitely see the ressemblence. Wow. Only from certain angles, tough. And no, I wouldn't exactly say she's hot.
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oh my, please don't disgrace my sexy scarlett w/such a comparison...debi is most definitely bastardly NOT hot...uh-uh...weird lookin' BDSM type of hoebag...look for her type on obscure XXX websites chained up w/her mouth ball-gagged getting multiple loads dumped on her...
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She looks like a rat
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i see the reesemblance espieclaly in the first pic
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Dear The Bastardly,
Please stop posting links to that piece-of-shit show "Freakshow"
-MIW
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I've seen worse pics of her. I'd pee in her butt.
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Do you ever tell women in real life, "I'd pee in your butt," and they're like ,"Thank you!"
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Bosko, Big Papi doesn't get women in real life, peeing in people's butt is in his fantasy world.
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It's just an expression...."I'd hit it", "I'd tap it", "I'd pee in her butt"....same thing. It's not like I want to physically piss on a chick or anything.
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I have yet to check out the show, so i can't say it's god's gift to tv or anything, but the sponsor is helping to keep the lights on, so we just throw the link up there every day until their ad period runs out (11/21)! Sorry man...
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Big Papi, you should really consider doing a Bastardly Wiki entry or on your little phrase so that we can just link to a post w/ the full explanation...
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This is for all the fuckers who say that Rihanna has a Five head!!!
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Moe....NO KIDDING! lol
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fucked up nose...
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You can't ask us to rate someone as hot or not if that person has ever been in a Beethoven movie. It's a question you already know the answer to.
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There IS a resemblance but she's gutter ugly.
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she was kinda an exotic fuckable in goodfellas and other movies early in her career. the resemblance is there. i think her teeth are less yellow then scarlett johansson's though.
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Her fivehead reminds me of that old TurboGrafx-16 game Bonk's Adventure. Yikes!
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this is hilarious! i mean scarlett is prettier definitely but am i the only one to see the strong resemblance?? put their pics side by side and everything becomes apparent.
1) elongated, rather deep-set glassy blue eyes
2) their lips are identical! Full and when set in a smile, half of the teeth are covered! gosh cover everything else save the eyes and smile and voila! u get scarlett jo!
btw, scarlett is a rather average looking gal who happens to have big tits.
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yeah the hairstyle doesn`t do her any favour but she is a gorgeous woman
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i see a bit of resemblence
Scarllet is soo much betta
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She's not that bad.. she's porked out since she had the kid.. but not too shabby
Mr chubby agrees
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This Klingon has a ten head
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Forehead anyone?
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DO NOT WANT
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In deference to Big Papi, her face makes me want to pee in my own butt.
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