Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton successfully hides behind her dog from paparazzi!
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Mischa, even if you use your dog to cover your face we'll still know its you by the awful outfit.
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Poor dog. How come PETA hasn't gotten involved yet??
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Quite revealing dress.
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These poor celebs can't seem to find a pair of shoes to fit. She must have gotten those sasquatches from stomping out burning ducks.
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She's got fingers for toes. Them things are longer then that dogs legs.
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Dear God....please smite Mischa Barton.
Smite her hard.
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Lucky Dog! At least this dress shows some leg.
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she's a pretty girl
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i just wanna sphincterize her sooo badly...straight ATM-style too...another in the current long line of quasi-anorexics who you can just tell is awfully slutty in the sack...put that damn ratdog down & bend those long legs behind your head girl...right now...then i'll take her shopping & get her something in style for once...
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One of the few good looking bone bags in hollywood. I'd pee in her butt.
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I like her.. she's pretty. elegant.
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The long second toe is devastating. Think of Jason Alexander's reaction to the hot girl in Shallow Hal...
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That's a scandanavian trait with the toe thing.
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Ugly ass dress!!
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