The Bastardly Remembers... Christina Applegate prior to yesterday's "Bastardly Hasbeen" post



Yesterday's Bastardly Hasbeen Fashion Rating post of Christina Applegate gave us the return of Varian Gray!

Varian Gray writes:



you may consider our Christina a has-been. but hell, she's still hot. i'm sure there were better examples of pics you could've used, at least for comparison,


Okay, okay, so I found it necessary to find some other pictures of Christina so that not everyone's memory of Kelly Bundy hotness is ruined.

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Some women were just made to suck cock... this is one of them

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 11:29am
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She needs to do a nude scene already or a playboy spread before those things start sagging. I'd pee in her butt.

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 11:57am
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Now we are talking! See, she's MILF-licious, not some has-been.

Cameras (especially with built-in flash units) can be brutal to anyone, and everyone has some unfortunate shots of themselves (yes, even supermodels).

I swear, if I walked into a restaurant with this chick on my arm, I would get the approving look from a dozen guys, the "right on, bro, you da man!" nod. You guys know what I'm talking about.

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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Jackson, these photos are the best you could find? What brand of airplane glue are you sniffing? They do nothing for the woody.

Her backdoor better be open because no one is going to be seen riding through her drive-thru unless it's from the rear.

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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I'd drink a cup of her piss just to see where it came from. I'll continue to jack off to her as Kelly Bundy.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 2:32pm
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God, she's a great actress and her husband is fine, but she looks old. i say get a face done , take off the ring and start a rumor about breaking up, hang aroung nicole richey and other freaks of hollywood. Better enough, punch paris hilton !!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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page 6 photos look really good

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 @ 3:35pm
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