Mischa Barton's Nipple vs. Rachel Bilson's Nipple - A Bastardly O.C. Nipple Matchup
Thursday, October 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Nipple sources: Hollywood Tuna & Egotastic
While Rachel has somewhat normal nippies, Mischa's, in the other mouth, look like cute little puffies just begging to be sucked on for hours on end.
Since we try to run truly useless polls, here's our latest one. It involves two pairs of nipples & sucking/nibbling (in our little fantasy world, of course).
Previous Bastardly Poll: Prositututes vs. Porn stars. Our Bastardly studies show that when tossed into an extremely dire situation, more people would choose to become porn stars than they would prefer to whore themselves @ the corner to random men. The split was around 90% to only 10% w/ secret desires of becoming prostitutes.
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Related in a Scandalous way:
- Rachel Bilson vs. Mischa Barton - The Bastardly 2006 Teen Choice Awards Matchup
- Juicy Wardrobe Malfunction: Mischa Barton Boob & Nipple Slip
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Mischa Barton Goes Through Airport Security @ LAX!
- Mischa Barton Surrounded by Hotties @ St. Trinian's Party, Cannes Film Festival
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Mischa Barton Steps Down Curb While Wearing a Tablecloth!
Who gives a flying fuck. They're both FUGLY.
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ewww@mischa's puffy nipples
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I'd suck on Rachel's nipples, I think she's hot!
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this is unfair, you picked a hot pic of mischa, and a hideous pic of rachel.
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Mischa by a slight margin....Rachel doesn't do anything for me and she looks like she sucked on a lemon.
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Rachel. by far.
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While dying of Malaria, I'd do both of them one night in Bangkok.
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Mischa is a stupid whore.. but quite pretty.
Bilson is an awesome chick but quite average...
take bilson anyday over barton bitch.
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Rachel is prettier, but her breasts look saggy here..
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Mischa is a stupid wh0re but quite pretty sometimes
Barton is an awesome chick but quite average.
Take bilson anyday over barton bitca.
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Barton looks like she's been impaled on every medically enhanced johnson south of Valencia, while Bilson is GND HOT!
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