Needs to do Playboy: Simona Fusco
Thursday, October 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped @ the 944 Magazine's "Don't tell my Booker" Party a couple days back.
And the Wiki says...
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She's pretty I guess but these are some weird ass poses/faces. Pretty big knee scar in the first pic too. What from I wonder?
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Her face reminds me of Jessica Simpson. I am not sure how I feel about that...
Great shoes, though!
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yeah, a slightly better version of Tori Spelling, but not quite as well formed as Jessica Simpson. 6.7 out of 10 on the wanky meter.
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is that a man??????
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She dose look hot, but I will need to spend some tine on the web looking for pic's of her, before I give my final rating for now a 6.5
Would of liked some butt pic's
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Not bad...
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Quite blatantly a slut.
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She looks uber slutty.
But I dig her outfit.
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My god, I'm going to go right out and buy those shoes and that dress!
But as far as she goes, her face is a bit strange isn't it? Not a terribly attractive woman. Nice body though.
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why oh why do women chose such aweful lipstick/dress color combos? YUCK! She looks like a sister to Jessica Simpson and that Britney chick and what is it with putting lipstick all over your face not just one your lips? just not pretty!
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BUTTFACE!
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at first I definitely thought that woman was Jessica Simpson with huge bags under her eyes
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I give her a 8.5 out of 10, good body and although her forehead is abit large and face looks kind of tired it is on the whole still above average, very good looking chick.
And she does look alittle like Jessica Simpson, but only good Simpson attributes seem to be present in the similarity between the two.
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that is some greasy hair!!!
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I'd pee in her butt.
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She looks ready for action.
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even ice t.'s hag looks reputable compared to this chick.
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Are you sure that's not Jessica?????
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I'm I the only one who thinks her lips are fake? Silicone injections.
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a blonde man version of alessandra ambrossio
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ewwwww the lips. playboy definitely needs her ass.
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Her boobs are a bit off - Not Tara Reid off but still not right.
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she's so plastic
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Ha ha ha ha. 'Camerawhore Slutgirl' Ha ha ha ha ha.
Brilliant.
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Hey Colin Farrell, Here is more meat for ya! Other then that, 15 minutes are over.
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[...] Bastardly has taken its shots at Simona Fusco in the past; both complimentary and controversial. Now it’s Simona’s turn to take a couple of jabs at us while dispelling any assumptions [...]
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looks hotter in photoshoot for Maxim in Czech.
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I would probably do her
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Needs to do Playboy: Simona Fusco
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I'd rest my drink on her head while she was blowin me.....
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I thought it was Jessica Simpson in the first pic - too slutty for her though
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she has anna nicolesmiths toes
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i hope this chick is trying to win brand new starlet at the AVN's next year b/c she's locked into the category of being "slutty-hot" for the foreseeable future...that's NOT a bad thing either...peeked at that site of hers for a sec; what BS there...facial protein shakes, up!!
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