The Bastardly Minute With... Kristin Cavallari

She looks like a regular girl enhanced by daddy's money. Her body is average/regular and her skin tone is very dull. I say....a 5, with 0 being Fergie (since we can't venture into negative numbers) and 10 being that Shahi chick. Yum.

The meat looks good.

(nods approvingly)

Excellent set of photos of a girl who is not on my A-List.

just remember how she looks now before anorexia, celebrity STD's, cocaine and heroine, though not necessarily in that order.

I like her poses though. Better than a "now open for business" sign.

13 out of 15 minutes of fame... and the clock keeps ticking... I'd love to do a "Where are they now" on this ho in 10 years. Probably some coke-snorting, pool-boy bangin' ho out in the OC somewhere.

Next.

pics in the purple dress dont even look like her.

not bad though. just another california girl. they're a dime a dozen.

yawn. don't you have anything better?

slightly above average.
i'd tap.

She's far from ugly. But I live in a town with a large university, and on any given night I see at least 30 birds who are hotter than her.

She's really hot on the first two pictures. The rest is... blah.

My boyfriend thinks she's absolutely gorgeous and I just don't get it. She's average looking, nothing special.

average/ a little horsey but not overly so.

shes avearge. theres really nothing special about her. her toes are ugly. and her face isnt pretty. there are way hotter chicks in the mall. shes ugly!

I'd fuck the living shit out of her. I'd deposit a load in every orifice.

Bleh...sooooo boring. No personality there, at all.

when i was, like, in high school, this would have been quite the notch on the belt...but at this point now, here at bastardly esp., she's just a so-so ex-Laguna Beach chick playing dress up; not exciting at all b/c these pics look too scripted& she's just NOT that hot...lukewarm be-yotch here...i'd rather see nikki, kendra, tessa, or raquel("rocky") from the current show over ole kristin...

She's an awful model, but she was cute on LB

This girl is not cute at all. Her face is ugly and she doesn't even have a nice body. I could never figure out why she is on magazine covers. Amazing, all that makeup and airbrushing still doesn't make her look good.

on page 3 it looks like she has man-legs and man-feet, lol... i dunno, i don't think i'd refuse to do her, but i'd prolly have a few beers in me first...

I don't why she's still famous but she is cute. If a girl who looked like her hit on me, I wouldn't run her off, that's for sure. She's better looking that the Hilton things.

*Yawn* BOOOOOORRING. She's cuter than the average fat American cow, but the sad, pouty designer-clothes clad look only works on real models. Her hair sucks. Overbleached, blech.

ugly whore! heard daddy keeps buying this bitch more minutes, since shes clearly beyond her 15!!!

didn't she have her 10 mins of Fame?? NEXT!

what an average face

Who is this broad anyway??? Jeaz, she has like 5000 MySpace accounts. She should just do a porno and get it over with.

boring...........