Tori Spelling - 2006 Bastardly Ugly List Candidate

(puking noises)

Water, I need water, quick!

I wouldn't call her plain ugly. It's more like so plain that she's ugly.

She'd look better as a guy. Damn you moe, your gayness is rubbing off on me.

"Bugging out like Tori Spelling's eyes..."

Ehhh, if I tripped over a rock and my dick just fell into her, I guess I'd finish.

Definite top 5.

Man that chick is horrible and this is after massive plastic surgery. If they ever figure out how to do that Face/Off shit, she should find some homeless model and just swipe her grill.

Definately ugly but Sandra Oh has her beat.

tori is just a plain jane type of girl who happens to come from alot of $$$...the only way you could realistically get off when fuckin' w/her is to focus on & then foul her fake funbags...it's almost a shame b/c she obviously has tried sooo hard to be considered pretty all her life by the "right" people, but alas, has failed miserably to get there...

Yep, she's a butterface with balloons. Not sayin I wouldn't hit it, though.

yep, you're on my list alright!

Ugly, yea, But not nearly as ugly as paris hilton. look on egotastic.com, that photo of her with her dog, and those dumb ass glasses, Paris Hilton should have no exposure, and no fame.

She's not THAT bad. I'd like to see what all you posters look like???
hmmmmmmm

Tori is very ugly but Serena Williams has her beat. Now I'm usually down for defending the sistas but Serena has to be the ugliest chick I've seen in my life. But Tori is close.

you are all pathetic losers all these gals are beautiful except for paris...i bet all you bastards have ugly mothers and sisters

You guys are full of shit! Tori isn't ugly, and any of you losers would do her if she let you.

she is so ugly ........ they use an elephant lens to shhot her

Yup. This woman is ugly. She has had countless plastic surgeries and wears about 50 pounds of makeup and nothing can be done to make her look more attractive. God only knows what she would of looked like without all the work and makeup. I think im gonna get nightmares just thinking about it.

Yeah Tori Spelling is really ugly. But don't blame her, have you seen her father? YIKES! She is a horse-face, trani looking ghoul isn't she?

Let's see, fake nose, fake hair color, fake breasts......I don't respect that.

She's got a Leno jaw, and an ugly maw.

she needs to get a refund on all that plastic surgery

money can make u attractive .....NOT

She's disgustingly ugly. What I hate about her is how she acts like she's one of the hot chicks she's surrounded by in her world - she thinks she's one of them, and she's so not. I actually kind of feel bad for her though - it couldnt be easy growing up in her world, surrounded by real beautiful women in Hollywood, and having to compete - when she shouldnt even be in the competition. Shes ugly, and she should have realized at a young age that she could never be like one of the hotties she is surrounded by, and she should have made her mark elsewhere, like in academia, or directing or something. Then, people would have respected her. Instead, she tries to be something, that she is sooo not. Its obvious that she had a lot of work done to try to be hot - but it didnt work. She just has an ugly face, it isnt like one feature makes her ugly -its the whole deal, and theres no surgery for that. But no one should be dissed for being ugly. What she deserves to be dissed for, is not accepting that she is ugly, and acting like shes something that she is not. Its even attractive, when an ugly person recognizes this, and has a sense of humor about it -and is self-depricating. That can actually be very endearing, and if they have talents elsewhere - that can be a turn on. For example, an ugly person who is an amazing actor, or an incredible director, or great intellect - can be a turn on. But she is none of these. She tries to be one of these chicks who is hot, and doesnt need to be anything more than that. She doesnt qualify.

Tori Spelling, I just saw her on her show and wow she IS ugly. I came online to see if I wasn't seeing bad things. But it's true. I don't know what it is about her, but her personality on her show is like a person trying to be fameous without any great qualities. Her face looks really fat and manly with a lot of makeup. Some women can pull off wearing more makeup than others. Drawing attention to her already bad features and her stupid schemes to make money makes her look like an erogant moron.

SHE IS Chick! i Cant even look at here.. cmon thats the ugliest bitch on whole planet.
i watched Beverly Hills. She dont know even how to laugh.
Down whit Tori Spelling

Well, I think shes damn ugly. But she tries to make the best from what she has got. And I cant stop wondering how people adore to discuss the look of someone. Finally no one can help about how a person looks. She looks creepy but thats not important. Grow up, people.

ugly as can be with or without makeup ..
in all honesty i would not pork this bitch