Bastardly Fashion Rating: Alesha Dixon
Friday, October 20th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Alesha has been a Bastardly Hot or Not contestant & her Horndogg Fanbase is apparently very strong...
LIFESCHOLAR
I'll tell you what the fuck! This girl is one of the most gorgeous creatures that god ever produced and these are bad pictures of her as well. If you look up her name, I challenge you to tell me that i'm wrong. Granted, like a lot of beautiful girls, her attitude leaves a lot to be desired or maybe i'm just making excuses for why i let her go. But sometimes it's not all about looks. Now she's married to that c**t Harvey. I'm not bitter. I think they truely deserve eachother. I feel a bit guilty for making her have that abortion as well. Although i was younger and more immature then. That's when i was just plain old Life! [Source]
Most gorgeous ever? When did the Bastardly.com pass out all the free LSD? Please give me some of what you are toking. Please.
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I really love the dress but it would look better if it arrived at the knees
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Her face is very pretty, that smooth Coco Butter Skin looks tasty.
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She looks mighty nice. I'd tap.
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Not hottest ever, but I'd pee in her butt.
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lipcolor is all wrong and the dress is way too short.Blah.
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Cute girl. Not gorgeous, but above average.
Hate the dress. Dress like a woman, dammit. Not a fairy.
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She reminds me of Halle Berry in some way. I think she is pretty, the dress is ok, she should do something against the bruises on her legs, though.
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that dress would look better on the floor beside my bed! i would do her in a pinch, if there wasnt anything better around.............
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pretty girl!!!
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She is yummy.
She needs to lose that dress though.
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evidence is clear
soon you will be in the dirt
there is only one
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she's not the MOST of anything...however, she is very attractive & clean-looking in a not-too-used&abused package...a bit of the ole in-out is just what the dr. recommends here...but not before the taste test...come dear, park those loins on my face...
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She's very pretty. The dress is ugh though. Too short, makes her legs look chubby.
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She's pretty but that dress has got to go back to the Salvation Army or wherever the hell it came from.
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she looks fabulous! the dress is very unique and sexy..she makes it look so fun and flirty. its sexy, short or mid-length, she cant go wrong.. very daring the back is bare! love the shoes!
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I just listen to her music, All I can say it's a plus that's she is so pretty because there is no way in hell she could have been ugly and gotten attention with that studio voice, predictable lyrics, and dance moves. There is nothing different about her!!!!!!!!!
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this one is looking too much like a mongrel with the mixes of the races and in the end result one sees dullness of the intellect as evidenced by ridiculous eye makeup and also physical characteristics such as knobby knees and greasy skin by the sternum chest area--note the shininess from the overbreeding with more primitive mammal types.
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I have the need to feed!
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Kasaalam, I think you should stop watching Highlander. That movie can turn you nuts.
This is a beautil, beautiful babe......All natural beautiness
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That dress is as ugly as they come but her face is beautiful no doubt.
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