Amelia Vega, Elsa Benitez and Daniela Cicarelli @ 2006 Latin MTV VMAs - Today's Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Friday, October 20th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

UPDATE: The woman on the left is Amelia Vega. My bad.
God, if they ever release a Lesbian Action DVD, I'm going to preorder like 8 copies. Amen to that.
Anyway, we have two polls planned for you guys today. It's kind of an experiment to observe the correlation between hotness level & blowjob preference.
So w/ that in hand, please help us in our Bastardly Sexual Relations Study by taking part in our two polls.























Daniela Cicarelli is soooooo hot....screw the other two...MORE DANIELA!!
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Amen to that.
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They are all probably diseased sluts.
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thats not Fabiola thats Amelia Vega
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That's not FABIOLA CAMPOMANES. Do more research you bastard!
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They remind me of a latin version of the Dixie Chicks. Me wanker thinks that these gals are prime rib cut #8. 8 out of 10 when all together like this in a lesbian fantasy. 7.5 by themselves.
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Yup, the one on the left is a must do. must do. must do in a wet dream.
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Wonder which bitch has the best teeth? I mean visually and also chompers to bite, tug and scratch the man stick. What say you bastardlies?
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Amelia Vega Miss Universe 2003 became Fabiola??????????? litle bit strange.......
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Your source? It's not like you're a Washington Post writer. That's like me looking up my old reliable sources...
Playboy Jan Issue, 2005
Penthouse Mar Issue, 2004
Biggums All Issues, 1991
Backdoor Bitches, Jan, 1999
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Stretch marked tits are nasty.
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is it me, or does that award look like a giant tongue?
Having said that, they are all beautiful, but Elsa takes the cake.
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I thought the award looked more like Christy Canyon's pussy lips.
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Girl no.1 is Amelia Vega
miss universe 2003
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Daniela Cicarelli is gorgeous. Who is she?
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all three at once in a big oily mess!! let the games begin....
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the one in the middle - yuck (face + the canion between the boobs)
face no. 3 also makes me wanna puke my morning coffee.
no. 1 would do but without the stretchmarks.
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That Daniela Cicarelli chick looks a little manly and her mouth reminds me too much of Mig Jaggers' for some reason, so I'll pass. The other too are pretty, other than their boobs.
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Hum....Daniela Cicarelli is Ronaldo´s ex girlfriend, now she is more famous because a sex tape in a spanish beach....she has an amazing body.....
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i wanna see more pictures of daniela cicarelli
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Amelia is so hotttt....beautiful..Well 3 sexy women there.
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PHIL: ya, i'm working on it!! hopefully I can get my hands on a few more snaps of these beauties!
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Well whoever the chick on the left is, I'd do her. I'd do all 3 of them, but if I had to pick just one, it would be the one on the left. Latinas are the hottest women on the planet! muy caliente
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oh shit.
I'll make the change. my source was flawed!!
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This is the best lesbian fantasy yet.
Oh yes, and thanks so much Bastardly for occupying the rest of my life with thoughts of these ladies. Cheers!
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Amelia Vega is super hot. She's the hottest Miss Universe...
I wanna be Latinos in my next life.
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AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE WHORES. AMELIA.ELSA&DANIELA ARE SLUTS. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE CUNTS. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE BITCHES. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE UGLY. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE FUGLY.
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I FUCKING HATE AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA. LATINA WOMEN ARE UGLY. LATINA WOMEN ARE FUGLY. LATINA WOMEN ARE SLUTS. LATINA WOMEN ARE WHORES. LATINA WOMEN ARE BITCHES. LATINA WOMEN ARE CUNTS. I FUCKING HATE LATINA WOMEN.
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