Amelia Vega, Elsa Benitez and Daniela Cicarelli @ 2006 Latin MTV VMAs - Today's Bastardly Lunchtime Lesbian Sex Fantasy


UPDATE: The woman on the left is Amelia Vega. My bad.

God, if they ever release a Lesbian Action DVD, I'm going to preorder like 8 copies. Amen to that.

Anyway, we have two polls planned for you guys today. It's kind of an experiment to observe the correlation between hotness level & blowjob preference.

So w/ that in hand, please help us in our Bastardly Sexual Relations Study by taking part in our two polls.







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Daniela Cicarelli is soooooo hot....screw the other two...MORE DANIELA!!

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 1:34pm
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Amen to that.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 1:45pm
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They are all probably diseased sluts.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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thats not Fabiola thats Amelia Vega

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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That's not FABIOLA CAMPOMANES. Do more research you bastard!

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 2:17pm
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They remind me of a latin version of the Dixie Chicks. Me wanker thinks that these gals are prime rib cut #8. 8 out of 10 when all together like this in a lesbian fantasy. 7.5 by themselves.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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Yup, the one on the left is a must do. must do. must do in a wet dream.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 2:53pm
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Wonder which bitch has the best teeth? I mean visually and also chompers to bite, tug and scratch the man stick. What say you bastardlies?

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 2:55pm
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Amelia Vega Miss Universe 2003 became Fabiola??????????? litle bit strange.......

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 3:45pm
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Your source? It's not like you're a Washington Post writer. That's like me looking up my old reliable sources...

Playboy Jan Issue, 2005
Penthouse Mar Issue, 2004
Biggums All Issues, 1991
Backdoor Bitches, Jan, 1999

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 4:34pm
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Stretch marked tits are nasty.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 5:16pm
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is it me, or does that award look like a giant tongue?

Having said that, they are all beautiful, but Elsa takes the cake.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 5:36pm
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I thought the award looked more like Christy Canyon's pussy lips.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 5:54pm
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Girl no.1 is Amelia Vega
miss universe 2003

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 7:39pm
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Daniela Cicarelli is gorgeous. Who is she?

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 9:49pm
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all three at once in a big oily mess!! let the games begin....

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 12:52am
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the one in the middle - yuck (face + the canion between the boobs)
face no. 3 also makes me wanna puke my morning coffee.
no. 1 would do but without the stretchmarks.

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 6:23am
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That Daniela Cicarelli chick looks a little manly and her mouth reminds me too much of Mig Jaggers' for some reason, so I'll pass. The other too are pretty, other than their boobs.

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 @ 7:59pm
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Hum....Daniela Cicarelli is Ronaldo´s ex girlfriend, now she is more famous because a sex tape in a spanish beach....she has an amazing body.....

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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i wanna see more pictures of daniela cicarelli

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 @ 9:08pm
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Amelia is so hotttt....beautiful..Well 3 sexy women there.

Saturday, December 8th, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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PHIL: ya, i'm working on it!! hopefully I can get my hands on a few more snaps of these beauties!

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 1:59pm
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Well whoever the chick on the left is, I'd do her. I'd do all 3 of them, but if I had to pick just one, it would be the one on the left. Latinas are the hottest women on the planet! muy caliente

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 2:25pm
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oh shit.

I'll make the change. my source was flawed!!

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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This is the best lesbian fantasy yet.

Oh yes, and thanks so much Bastardly for occupying the rest of my life with thoughts of these ladies. Cheers!

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 12:54am
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Amelia Vega is super hot. She's the hottest Miss Universe...
I wanna be Latinos in my next life.

Monday, September 8th, 2008 @ 5:01am
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AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE WHORES. AMELIA.ELSA&DANIELA ARE SLUTS. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE CUNTS. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE BITCHES. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE UGLY. AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA ARE FUGLY.

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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I FUCKING HATE AMELIA,ELSA&DANIELA. LATINA WOMEN ARE UGLY. LATINA WOMEN ARE FUGLY. LATINA WOMEN ARE SLUTS. LATINA WOMEN ARE WHORES. LATINA WOMEN ARE BITCHES. LATINA WOMEN ARE CUNTS. I FUCKING HATE LATINA WOMEN.

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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