Benjamin Vicuna & Carolina Ardohain vs Cash Warren & Jessica Alba The Bastardly "Who's the Luckiest Bastard?" Matchup

i say Pampita is waay hotter.waaaaay hotter.

Dont get me wrong, Carolina is very yummilicious. But Jessica wont lie, cheat on ya. She'll just up and tell ya, Times up boi; hit it or quit it, cuz kitty needs lovin.

At least that my take on it.

Oh yeah, and you can bring Jessica home to meet the relatives. You bring Carolina home and they'll all want to jump her.

someone place leave a comment explaining why Carolina is so scandalous...what the fuck happened w/ this chick?

also, once again, the vote is NOT going like I had assumed...

There's not enough information to determine which bastard is luckier. Which one gives better head and/or is more open in the sack? They are both quite attractive, so it boils down to which one is the better lay and is less annoying while not engaging in carnal hijinks.

I go with Pampita.
If you guys remember, some time ago I mentioned you guys to get some pics of her.
You cant go wrong with Pampita. hahaha.

you guys do not know this woman very well, pampita is so VULGAR. In fact she has a buttaface, but nice hair and body. She is the "Paris Hilton" from Argentina. I hate this woman.

Moelicious... she cheated on her 1st husband and became pregnant with Vicuña's daughter while still married...

Alba has saddle bags on pgs. 2 and 6. and she is not heavy. When you are that thin, and still have saddle bags in jeans, it does't bode well for gracefull ageing. Lots of lipo in her future. No wonder she's hitting the gym and losing weight (and her breasts). Overrated.

I have to call bullshit on this vote! With the ex eption of those couple bikini pictues, the Alba pictures are not her best, just out on a normal day. What does Pampita look like when she's not dolled up? I guess we will never know, will we Moe?

Both are attractive, and both are lucky bastards....but Cash is the most bastardly.

dude, I can just see J. Alba being a total bitch when the clothes come off, that's all...

uhmm.. id like to take the time to say that i believe cash warren is a very hot man.

Pampita is sweet by all means, but I would wear Alba out all day and night. She could be like a Joan Rivers size bitch and it wouldn't matter. It would just make me lover her more.

Jessica makes my nuts hurt.

This Carolina slut would get slammed like the ho she probably is.

both these bitches are hot, but alba is probably richer and definitely more famous. therefore alba's stunt-cock is luckier. she has even more guys to choose from than the pelican.

Alba might be a bitch and is about to cross the ugly threshold of becoming an old bitch (i give her no more than 3 years left). But this other wankette is nothing. You're kidding me, right? Either the photos are not the best of her, or you need to get your eyes (ahem, wanker) checked.

Who is luckier? That cash dude is, at least for 3 more years.

But think about it this way, you filthy bastards. They got some bitches and you and I got Mr. Harry Palms. Well, Harry Palms and one less STD.

Pampita is the hottest here. But that's not to take anything away from Jessica; she's still lovely.

Go to this website, and just look at the thousands of photos of Carolina. I think her body is to die for!

http://www.pampita-ardohain.com.ar/_principal.htm

I don't know what mirror yall are looking in...But this Pampita chick literally made me throw up my morning breakfast. Buck teeth, squinchy face...so average. There is nothing stunning or exotic about her. I'd take Jessica over her hasbeen ass any day

Moe, if Jessica is such a bitch, why does your dumb ass constantly post topics about her? Fucking hypocrite. Stop hating because you can't get her, and the only thing that comes close to hot you can get is this closet hag pampita, poota or w.e the fuck her name is.

Cash is the luckiest Bastard..Jessica is just gorgeous and naturally pretty

whatever...I'd fuck them both

YOU FUCKERS !!!!! CAROLINA PAMPITA DIDNT CHEAT ON HER NASTY AND BIG PIECE OF COK BITE HUSBAND !! THEY WERE IN A MIDDLE OF A DIVORCE, AND SHE WENT TO CHILE (GRANDE CHILE !!!!!) TO WORK AND SHE MEET BENJAMIN WHICH IS A SPLENDID ACTOR A A GREAT PERSON, SO WHAT THE FUCK ! ARE WE ALLOWED TO JUDGE THEIR GOD DAMN ACTS ?????? SO EVERYBODY WHO MET SOMEONE NEW AND FALL IN LOVE THEY MUST BURN IN HELL !!!!! BS !!!! IS HER LIFE SHE IS YOUNG BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE A GREAT CAREER, SHE DECIDE IF SHE WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS OR WHOEVER !!! AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER BEAUTY AND WHAT THE POLL IS ABOUT !! ALWAYS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING SHITTY ABOUT SOMEONE YOU FUCKERS ! GET A LIFE, I BET YOU ARE THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS IN THE WORLD !! my vote is for pampita !!!! cuz she is pretiest, beautiful, talented and smart, NOT A ARGENTINIAN PARIS HILTON LIKE SOMEONE SAID !!! HAVE MERCY ! SHE IS NOT A HOOKER FOR CHRIST SAKE ! AND SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY HERPES, SEXUAL DISEASES OR SHIT LIKE ..... HILTON, WHAT A PIECE OF WASTE IS THAT PROSTITUTE, HOWEVER ! MY VOTE IS FOR HER !!!! WELL... FOR BENJAMIN ! BYE BITCHES !

For everyone to comment on how hot jessica alba is. Cash Warren is an ugly dude I dont think too many guys hit on her if she's walking around with that garbage. I take it the girl CANT get any A listers like Scarlette.

Cash is the luckiest man in the universe.
it's just that the other girl's face is so... wrong! she's got lots of moles unlike Jessica's silky smooth skin.

who was her fiance before this dude. the guy on dark angel?

they are both lucky bastards and I wouldn't mind having a Judge Reinhold/Fred Savage Vice Versa moment and switch places with either one for a night and just slut one of these girls out.

Pampita's is a rock star, at least. Alba's is a nothing like us.

I vote for Pampita..what kinda fucking name is that anyway?

okk
ALba is ugly
the other girl is ugly
so lets see
NUN:D

Defenitly Jessica Alba!!!!! She's way prettier!.

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ya, pampita got my vote (through that benjamin dude).

This looks like it will be a very promising Matchup!

Go Pampita!!!

ana, maybe her first husband was abusive or something.

you never know...

regardless of what happened, the guy is very lucky...

pampina! it looks like she has aquired some cock knowledge and knows how to use it.( lets all hope so anyway) if she wasnt available, jessica would work in a pinch, i am sure she has the skills..........

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Cash is one lucky fuck.How many guys can say they pumped their cum up gorgeous Jessica's shitter? Well maybe quite a few stunt cocks have sampled this Hollywood harlot,but since he's the one currently riding Jess's hershey highway,he's the lucky bastard!