Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Marie

You are hot enough for the fire in my pants. Your friends are hot too. Come over and I'll make it all better. I won't even look at your past photos.

Yes yes, this is a fine slab of blonde meat. Would get used and abused.

So you are not taking photography this semester.....I'd bang the girl holding the bottle, otherwise I can't tell from the photos which girl, is the girl of the day.....and I still can't tell if my $3 mill will get me anything here....???

Then I need to spend more time on college campuses. Unlike the malodorous malcontents, haranguing halfwits, ignorant imbeciles, masturbating morons and vacillating virgins that populate these comments, I think you are quite pulchritudinous. It would be an honor to have you on my arm while we while the night away, basking in your glowing effervesence and the longing stares of the jealous, unwashed masses who could only dream of tasting your sweet lips or undulating at the power of your soft caress.

listen
we need a little more effort from these girls
is it too much to ask for them to take some pics specificly for the BLOTD
it's really not enough to go through some old pictures and send in ones that you think you look "cute" in
and hold up a newspaper so we can tell they are recent
that will also please anyone with a kidnapping fetish

Hey... Just doing my job as a true bastard ;-).

u look kind of like kate bosworth

only in that first pic tho

Sounds like Mr. Pinchy has an axe to grind with college women from the States. Sorry you got dumped, Pinchy.
I agree with John. BLOTD pics should feature only the BLOTD. No Boyfriends, Husbands or less than attractive girlfirends in the pic to bolster the BLOTD's attractiveness.
Check out the last picture - it looks as though the photographer is trying to cop a feel.

Umm... Senin... I hate to break it to you, but the "MrPinchy" is a reference to The Simpsons. I'm not a guy nor am I a lesbian, so therefore I didn't "get dumped."

My only "axe to grind" is that very few college girls are able to think for themselves, i.e. almost every single BLOTD who finds the need to seek the approval of people she will never meet on a website that's sole purpose is to make her feel like shit.

This chick is -Meh-
But hey so is THE WHOLE OF CANADA.
Get some flavor woman.

Sorry Pinchy - I don't watch animated television, therefore your reference is lost on me.
I still don't agree with what you said and found the way you said it distasteful - even more so now that you have revealed you are a woman.
By the way, where are all these college girls that are being led around by their nose? I'm sure the bastards on this site would love some contact information.

And another thing...I've known many sluts that were not in the least empty-headed. Some sluts can think and actually do think. Promiscuity does not solely belong to airheads.

"pinchy would have wanted it this way"
favorite pet nickname from the simpsons:
Stampy

ayy fuckin hot ayy yeh ayy

Stampy...

"He thinks he's people."

(also said in reference to Santa's Little Helper)

Best. Line. Ever.

Pretty. Not anything amazing, but pretty.

Vancover eh. Do you know why Canadians do it doggie style???So they can both watch the hockey game eh. She's kinda cute, the bikini pic is hot. She does not look like Rebecca Remoan Staymoist.

average

this is one of the best blotds i've seen. who said she was fat last time?? cute body, decent face, ok personality, iq above retarded.

She'd get grudge fucked and humiliated to keep her ego in check.

Sheesh, another silly little freak. Obvious by the pole swinging image (#2).

She is looking for approval via internet bastards to ground her selfesteem and identity. Yet by doing so she just proves she is as vacuous as a empty rum bottle. Yet she takes "scandlous" images of herself in the same-ole-same-ole tradition of CyberHoeDom. She is looking more for a meal ticket and hopes "someone" (with cash) will notice her. She may find it, but only in a temp fashion; All she will get is jizzed on, dumped, and then cry her eyes out on Oprah that she was taken advantage of during Spring Break by the 'Girls Gone Wild' producer. She is willful participant in Generation T (as in Teflon). She thinks bullits (and jizz) will bounce off of her.

well a little of rebecca romjin in the last pic. other than that, i guess she looks average ok as far as girls go.

You look like a mix between Kate Bosworth and Katherine Heigl (Izzy from Grey's Anatomy)

YOU HAVE PERFECT TITS..............VERY NICE........U WANNA PLAY??????????????

# 18... thats not true... canadian girls are hot!!!

Beautiful face, tone up a little more and you can be perfect..

I Looooooooooooooove BC Women! They Love to drink and have sex, and every 2 out 3 girl there is fine. Bottom, She's deserves a nut.

Here's the fricken stat that you can bank on. the lower the number of comments on posts, the prettier you are. The uglier you are (physically or personality-wise), the more comments you will get.

btw moe, i bet you and jackson have tossed around the idea of the Bastardly Guy of the Day. Please, don't cave in to political correctness or the advertising mooola. We don't need to see the hairy chests of bastardlies here. I'll click on more ads if you just stay away from the posts of guys. This has been a pre-emptive public service announcement on behalf of all the bastardly guys.

now she is actually very representative as a BLOD...i dig her humor & honesty...not bad at all...face is nice, body is good & slinky for sex stuff & friends can get the good wood too...all-in-all, pleasing type of chick...yes marie, i would gladly like to sport & then bang you senselessly for many enjoyable days on end...i'll bet that you give as good as you take in that bed too...hot li'l minx you...mmm

If all the pictures looked like the first one I'd say you're hot. But since they look like a totally different person you're a mere average.

i think she is pretty! Her smile is beautiful and she looks a bit like charlize theron.

"Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

Actually, I’m not sure which would be more disgusting…let’s just say yes, because 3 million could somehow buy back my respect."

No, sweetie, no. You can't buy "back" something you never had.

NICE. I'D FUCK YOUR FRIENDS AS WELL, EXCEPT THAT ODD CHICK ON THE RIGHT IN THE LAST PHOTO.

P.S GET SOME FUCKING FREE SOFTWARE TO REMOVE THE RED-EYE YOU LAZY COW.

who the fuck said you weren't hot???

typical vancouver bitch. i swear, it's obligatory for every slut in that city to take a picture drinking cocktails with her girlfriend's in their budget kitchen. glad i don't live there no more...

this bitch ain't bad though. cute face. i get the feeling she'd be bad in bed though... looks kind of lazy. plus, because she's blonde she's probably had people telling her all her life that she's 'pretty' and 'cute'. her over-inflated self-esteem can only mean one thing: dead fuck.

Like I said... sent in pictures pole dancing and in a bikini... and let us not forget hugging an empty bottle of liquor all for the approval of people she'll never meet. Class act all around.

And I don't know if the comment was directed toward me, but I never once said a word about her intelligence. I just said she looks like a slut.

Perfect photos: it's all in the angles and lighting. Why do you think photographers take hundreds of photos of a subject? You need to #1) take more photos and choose from a bigger set, #2) secretly beef them up with photoshop (of course, I can do them for you, especially if you send me ones with more exposed flesh).

That said, I will judge all the photos with my bastardly x-ray powers:

(For each photo, from left to right)

Photo #1:
Girlfriend - 7.1 out of 10
You - 7.2

Photo #2:
You - 7.1
Girlfriend - 6.7

Photo #3:
You - 6.8
Girlfriend - 7.9 (please send more photos of her so I can lower her rating)

Photo #4:
Girlfriend #1 - 7.0
You - 7.45 (have that Scarlett Johannson look going)
Girlfriend #2 - 5.9

I'll rub one out to these photos tonight and revise my analysis as appropriate.

She wasn't even that harshly judged in the first round... Yet she felt the need to send in new pictures (in which she looks worse the the originals), send in pictures of herself in a bikini and pole dancing, and change her answer to the 3 mil question. Class act all around, I see.

And btw... she's just another photocopy slut of every girl on any U.S. college campus.

Yawn.

typical vancouver bitch. i swear, it's obligatory for every slut in that city to take a picture drinking cocktails with her girlfriends in their budget kitchen. glad i don't live there no more...

this bitch ain't bad though. cute face. i get the feeling she'd be bad in bed though... looks kind of lazy. plus, because she's blonde she's probably had people telling her all her life that she's 'pretty' and 'cute'. her over-inflated self-esteem can only mean one thing: dead fuck.

And btw… she’s just another photocopy slut of every girl on any U.S. college campus.

not cool, man NOT COOL!!!

MARIE IS A WHORE. MARIE IS A CUNT. MARIE IS A SLUT. MARIE IS A BITCH. BLONDES ARE BITCHES. BLONDES ARE CUNTS. BLONDES ARE WHORES. BLONDES ARE SLUTS. MARIE WAS GANG RAPED. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UGLY BLONDE BITCH. FUGLY BLONDE CUNT.