Hasbeen Adrianne Curry Returns from the Dead!
Monday, October 23rd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Snapped a few days back @ the Celebrity Paranormal Project Launch
I know you guys come here for the latest in tech news, so I couldn't let this pass. It was recently reported that Adrianne Curry might be the lucky Playboy bunny to help market a new videocard manufactured by Nvidia. This is kind of old, so bare w/ me.
Nvidia hired a professional model, a cool chip chick, who was featured in the February 2006 issue of Playboy, and did a live session with her. They captured her motion and shot supporting photography.
The demo for the big launch in 'week 45' or early November will show a super-hot chick based on a genuine celebrity model, not a made-up figure, and it will probably make you drool. [The Inquirer]
It sounds like a nerdy horndogg's dream come true.
Adrianne was on the cover of the Feb, 2006 issue, but many other chicks were in it. One website is guessing some chick named Cassandra Lynn was the lucky one. I don't think anyone really gives a shit who it is just as long as it's not someone ugly w/ no body.
Nice. Pluggable in 20 different positions and languages. I'd even do her day old sloppy poo.
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this best thing about this chick is that Tyra Banks hates her
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She doesn't do anything for me. I'd probably still hit it, but I wouldn't go around telling anyone about it the next day.
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nope
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She has crooked eyes on the side of her fu**ing head like a malformed rabbit. Now how in the hell did any of the guys that bought the issue of Play Boy she was featured in whack off to a picture of that? Well, I suppose if you stuck a post-it note over her face... Yeah, it must suck to be ugly. Good body, though.
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she looks like every fringe rock group's favorite groupie...you know, nothing to marry,like that has-been peter brady dude did, but cute enough to bang all kinda scandalous ways just b/c you know you can...i'd be more than willing to offer my special bukkake therapy sessions to her ASAP...
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I'D LET HER TAINT ME...
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She has a nice Lil ass though.
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STRAIGHT OUTTA JOLIET!!!
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I bet she has to shave TWICE a day. She looks ultra hairy.
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She's in her early twenties and has smile lines- what's up with that? she looks terrible...Used to look good, now looks like hell..all the " top models" do tho- anybody see the ape that won last time? bitch looked like Joe Frazier.
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I agree with Big Papi: I think I would shag her once and then deny it ever happened and run from her when she approached me.
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Being married to a Brady has not been kind to her...
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she looks better with 2 tons of makeup on her face but we'd still have fun eating each others clams
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I think she's hot....she's got a kick ass body! Hell...I'm a married and I'd do her! Then again my husband is convinced that I'm bi-sexual :) Maybe I am...I just think women are HOT!
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From one woman to another, I think she's hot!!! She's got a kick ass body! Hell...I'm happily married and I'd do her! Then again my husband is convinced that I'm bi-sexual :) Maybe I am...who knows ;) I don't think there's anything wrong with finding other women SEXY :)))
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