Hasbeen Babe: Piper Perabo Needs Her Mr. Sugardaddy
Monday, October 23rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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It's a good thing Piper has cleaned up her act as of late. This woman is the definition of wasted potential. She needs to find herself Mr. MoneyBags who can provide her w/ some financial security as fades into her old age. Spread 'em wide today, Piper & thank us 5 years.
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Oh yeah...............she would get ploughed.
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She looks like an olsen monkey with the godawful gettup, mussed hair, and scowl on her face.
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She's Calista Flockhart bound. Looks more like her everyday.
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Did she spot her dealer in the last picture?
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Mushy face, Bad posture, Fugly hair....
Could work as a cum-catcher though
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Depressed much ?
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Oh yeah, that's just what I want: a girl with a perpetual scowl who looks a big strung-out. I can only imagine how boring this lay would be.
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Haha, #4, that#s exactly what I thought))) - girl looks like a drugged up Olsen monkey. Used to be hot in "Coyote Ugly", though.
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who is this tired broad again?
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I'd still do her.
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....and after Bog Papi did her I would pee in her butt to save him the trouble... but thats about it... you could catch something from this girl....
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some rich old man must have walked by in the last shot... i would toss it in her, take one for the team i guess
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piper hasn't yet gotten coyote ugly, but she better lay off the speedball thing while she still has her reasonably good looks...cheer up baby, all is not lost...yet...i firmly believe that an oral probe is in order here for "pipe-her" followed by a heavy regimen of her giving my shaft the TLC that it so richly deserves from her b/c of my continued support & concern of the girl's obvious sexual needs...
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i feel bad for homeless people so i'm not gonna say anything bad about her
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She is sooo damn hot, I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to sniff her panties
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well, piper hasn't gotten coyote ugly by any stretch...yet...i must save her from herself though b/c this is what i specialize in... a vigorous one-on-one boffing session after intensive 69 therapy may just bring that pretty smile back...all is not lost sweetheart...
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BUTTA FACE. UGLY AND FUGLY.
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good makeup job for her. legs look thick. she's still gay.
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