Abi Titmuss interviews Keeley Hazell

Holy God! she just made my day.

Now there's some legs!

Leave your questions in the comments if you are too lazy to email...

I'll compile into one list & email them over.

My questions for Keeley:

1. Keeley, since you travel a lot, are you part of the mile-high club?
2. If you are indeed a member, please give us the story. If you're not a member, please make up something dirty & kinky.
3. How many football players have you had sex with? No need to mention names...just give us a number.
4. What is your favorite sexual position?

I'll probably have corny questions later...

MY GOD YOU LOSERS ARE SO PATHETIC ON THIS SITE- SORRY BUT IT REALLY MAKES ME SICK. AND YOU MUST KNOW THAT TOO, SITTING IN YOUR BASEMENTS TUGGING AND TUGGING ON THAT PATHETIC LITTLE WANG THAT NEVER SEES THE LIGHT OF DAY UNLESS IT'S IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER. I BET YOU CRY WHEN YOU FINISH, AND THEN VOW TO GET A HAIRCUT AND GO MEET SOME GIRLS!!! BUT THEN THEY'RE ALL "BITCHES" AND IT'S BACK TO THE BASEMENT. CONGRATS!!

WOW is 100 percent correct. Who the fuck cares if keeley gets naked hasnt everyone seen it before? remind me that if im even in need of a job ill just hire someone to slathers 20 pounds of makeup on my face, buy me implants, then take some airbrushed photos of me naked and i can be the next keeley sleaze-whore hazell. all you wankers should get off ur fat asses and take a walk down the street. then maybe ull know what women really look like and its not like this airbrushed bullshit, thats for sure. pathetic.

yaya, fuck you too, WOW.

At least we're not all annoying fuckers who type in all caps.

complain all you want, you whoreslutsonofabitch b/c you're pathetic just like us. you're just in denial.

whats more pathetic is people who make fun of other people behind a computer screen...

anyway, with that aside:

you can ask is Keeley paying a visit to the US? maybe the east coast?

keeley hazell is an STD ridden piece of shit who's gonna need even more airbrushing in a couple yrs when her tits start to hang even lower...

ask keely if she is into scat
a friend of mine wants to know

oh and my friend want to make sure you know
he means coprophilia
not that singing scat

or the card game

hahaha a lil sickening, but still funny john

wow, i can't tug & tug as i'm a chick. i have poke or something... sheesh! anyway, this chick is beautiful with a really cute face

The fact is that this woman is a cheap slut. She just shows her body off. Thats all she's good for. So there are 4 things this ho is good for:

Cooking & cleaning

Sucking & fucking

You can tell Abi and Keeley that one of them could be planted on my face in hot standby mode, while the other is getting the ride of her life.

....or then again they can just keep posting pics and I'll rub one out.

what's her favorite organ on a guy?
what's her favorite shade of fingernail polish?
does she like wild wild sex or really really sweet romance?

Okay, to the real questions:

Ask Keely which ones she likes best:

wonder bra or double stick tape?
clockwise circles or counter clockwise circles?
hairy or shaved?
spit or swallow?
front or back?
dogs or pussies?
moe or jackson?

She a dirty cheap cocksucker

Top quality stuff here. Perhaps she's a bit overdressed in these pictures, but I'll live with it for now.

That fucking slut, looks different every fucking time, Fuck Her

Why isn't my boner working?

Stop the hating! She is hot. Everyone posting would bang. No question about that.

She has no ass...

Every photo of hers has been digitally fixed thats why they look different everytime shes photographed. these pics are practically computerized theyre so fake. what a cheap piece of trash.

i got a rollercoaster boner. fully erect for keely and fully retracted at the mention of titmuss.

Abi's a right fat pig. But Keeley is just perfection!

How does it feel to be a media whore,& please bring some milk home tonight.

Hi Kelly! I'd like to know how old were you when you first found out you had STD's?

In one post about her not too long ago, some photos of her friends were posted. They were not so beautiful, and looked a bit angry.

I remember thinking, now i am sure Keeley is more into girls. This post just reinforce my feeling.

Since then i find her much less sexy.

i have a question for abbi -
how do you feel about your friend keeley being so much hotter and prettier than you?

my cock just hit my desk again, dammit, i am at work , shit , wish i could rub one out......

thank you Dr Doom for your comment about plain broads with no asses. i agree.

and to the people who come in here and make fun of people who post and call them losers, arent you just being a hypocrite because you yourself are in here, looking at pics and posting? it makes no sense to me.
if i want to waste my life away and spend my days looking at half naked girls on the internet while simultaneously watching MADE on mtv and eating cheese curls, what do you care? am i hurting anyone? no. if anything im just making you feel much higher up and better about yourselves and your important busy lives. cause im sure you never waste ONE second of your precious time, on the internet or watching tv or picking your smelly ass, jerkoffs!

Number 25....................You are a queer. Get a life and use your own name.

I'd still fuck Abi. I want her little black girlfriend to eat out her snatch for me.

For Keeley:
Would you prefer two guys or two girls in a three way and why?

Keeley: how did u feel when u found out u were infested with genital warts and the HIV virus?

Keeley is a lovely girl. I hope she does hardcore work eventually. She desperately neeeds to get Fucked properly, in all holes, before those boobs and and she loses her looks. I wonder if she'll do what [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED] did? You know, make a SEX JUNKY DVD in Japan and get VIv Thomas (porno director/producer) to film it. HAve a look at the cover on this FREE website to see what I mean. She was a right fucking cocaine snorting, Satanically abused whore. [WEBSITE REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED]

This is an amazing website. You guys will be wanking all night to this one. Just see her knockers. [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED] was the Keeley of the late 80s early 90s. All the other girls were shit compared to her!

[NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED]. Yeh, she snorted coke. They show it on that website. In the 1987 I fucked her 17 times one rainy afternoon. She loved hard fucking, on the table, on the bed, in the kitchen. Hard and fast, hard and slow, sensous, rough, the lot. She loved it from behind. She sucked cock and made your head explode. I always came on her pretty face. She had a boyfriend called Diego. He was a total fucker. She told me he thought that he was the only boy fucking her, just because he went on holiday with him to Barcelona. What he didn't know was that she was getting fucked by 10 guys, 7 of them customers. Fucking WHORE.

Hello Keeley you fornicating bitch!

Keeley, the way you sucked that dick in your new video was amazing. But you've get nothing for technique darling. It ain't deep enough in that saucy orifice of yours. You need to go deeper you bitch. Next time make sure the guys got enough sense to point the fucking camera at you so we can see him sticking it up your asshole. It's time you got to do hardcore and got fucked in all holes you common fucking WHORE. You are a fornicating whore. I bet every night you get rich men's knobs inside you three holes filled, airtight? FUCKING WHORE. KEELEY HAZELL THE FUCKING WHORE needs a good hard shagging.

Yeh. I agree. [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED] was a whore. I met her when she did stripping at a dignitaries party. Wow man, she put her tits in their faces like a common whore. Then she slipped her bra and panties off, and showed them her bum. There were about 15 guys there. Long before Double Penetration was the done thing, there was [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED] getting it from 16 guys (the chef joined in). Most of these guys were middle aged billionaires and they paid a fortune in cocaine (which she snorted) and money to fucke her in her ass and cunt till she screamed. She was moaning like a common prostitute. She even did a Viv Thomas video. It was exciting.

I agree. [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED]was a whore. She got gang banged with me and 7 mature african men for a weekend in Jamaica. Them was rich black men from africa between 40 and 55 years old, strongs and athletic, she loved fucking hard in all your holes and between yours tits.
3 years later she was getting fucked by 10 big black men in Antigua.

i love her poses if she show herself nude but she is fuckable lady with me

she is perfection

she is just so fit awesome ass and although the tits r fake they r awesome

Hey Abi

You girls should really discuss maybe working out together. Lots of Deadlifts and Squats. You know, to build up your non-existent asses.

What's up with this parade of moderately attractive, no ass/hips having, top-heavy English chicks?

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thanks for the photos. But unless you are doing a lesbian session with her and give us a free 20 second clip, then it's all a tease! Not that I won't rub one out anyway to these photos.

Beef curtains with festering pustules.

my god... keeley is perfection. you can't see enough of that.

how can you say she is beautiful when shes just a fuckin average bitch. loads o make-up 2 make her look good, no ass and massive saggy fuckin fake tits.

She is 100% natural. No boob job you morons. people put her in make up for photo shoots. when she is just out on the town with no make up she is drop dead beautiful and a cool girl.

Kelly you are one hot bitch and very lovely.

How much make-up do u need 2look hot. If she was walking down the street u wouldn't notice. She's a right common slut though. I know her friend and she says that she's actually a hooker but it's kept secret.I can believe that

This is quite a hot information. I'll share it on Twitter.