Bastardly Hasbeen Fashoin Rating: Tea Leoni
Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Just in case you guys have forgotten who this woman is...
Téa Leoni (born Elizabeth Téa Pantaleoni on February 25, 1966 in New York City) is an American actress.
A graduate of Brearley School, The Putney School and Sarah Lawrence College (Anthropology, Psychology), Leoni went on to star in a number of TV series and movies, starting as "Lisa DiNapoli" on Santa Barbara in 1989. She starred in the 1995 box-office hit Bad Boys, along with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Her most commercially successful movie was Deep Impact, in which her character, "Jenny Lerner," breaks the story of a comet that is going to hit Earth. She also starred in Woody Allen's modest movie Hollywood Ending, which also starred Allen himself and Mark Rydell. In 2004, she starred in Spanglish with Adam Sandler, Cloris Leachman, and Paz Vega (a Spanish actress with whom she spoke Italian off-set).
In 1993, she landed the starring role in Fox's Flying Blind, a short-lived sitcom.
In 1995, Leoni landed the lead role in the television sitcom The Naked Truth, playing Nora Wilde, a tabloid news journalist. The show was a minor hit and lasted until 1998.
An asteroid, 8299 Téaleoni, has been named after her. While on The Tonight Show starring Jay Leno, Leoni admitted that she had incorrectly filled out her 2000 general election absentee ballot. She had intended to vote for Al Gore, but instead accidentally voted for someone named "Howard" (most likely Howard Phillips, the very paleoconservative candidate of the Constitution Party). [Wiki]
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Someone's been smoking on Mischa's fashion crack.
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Rag picker.
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ehhh, I'd still do her.
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...oh this one I love... she is cute smart sassy --- more than a bottle of Tequila and a night in a motel.... this one is a keeper
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I'm thinking three beers ought to do it for me.
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i have to be on deepest anesthesia to do her.
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cleveland steamer
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I cant believe there's no mention of her being married to David Duchovny. Thats the only thing interesting about her as far as Im concerned.
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Used to be a very very hot piece of ass!
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My thoughts exactly, bank...
The bastardly should do a before and after with the hasbeen thing.
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I hear you Linda...David used to be so hot...wonder where he is these days? She does have a really neat voice though...
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David thought he was TOO GOOD for the show that made him famous and left when things were at their peak. He did the David Caruso after that......
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Most horrible clothes ever.
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