The Bastardly Minute With... Australian Big Brother's Krystal

I'm gettin my yogurt all over this....

tacky use of togurt, trying to make it look like some cum- but i also hear yogurt works wonders for yeast infections on dirty pussies. Might that be why she is using it? oh- and her ass looks weird and misshapen, square and blocky, no thigh definition

good to know what the product is like before the test drive. simulated bastardly juice or not. Saves me the trouble of cleaning my monitor.

she gets a 7.1 out of 10 in my book, 7.3 for the white bastardly juice. 7.5 if she could deep throat that spoon.

Good God son. Now that's an ass!

I don't know what to make of it. On the one hand, the tan lines tell me she is showing us a lot more than on the beach. On the other hand, the tan lines tell me that she doesn't sunbathe in the nude. I'm torn. I guess I will just have to put the two hands together, and adjuicate. Judge Harry Palms style.

grudgefuck, turns into hatefuck, satanic rituals, blacked out, now have to hide the body, necro action first, shower, burn clothes, sandwich, passport, plane ticket.

But seriously......She's good looking, but those reality show chicks are all about star fucking and thinking only about themselves to reach what they think is the "top". She needs some humiliation to bring her back to normal.

anyone notice the comment on the photo "melon smoothies are her specialty" ? Sounds like TV producer cream enemas are hers, too.

Not to be too bitchy, but the eyeliner and mascare-a are too thick. btw- clean shaven kitty kat.

she and her mother (who was also on big brother) got mother-daughter boob jobs, 6 weeks before the show. Eek. She was alot more attractive on the show than in these pictures though.

I have to agree with Aja on the ass, it looks decent in the photo, but there's no definition. I'm thinking they used photoshop to smooth out the lard. Her butt's a lot worse than that.

Oh yeah, she would get proper fucked.

I would like to indtroduce her to my little brother Jimmy. He's only a foot tall when standing, but he'd be a lot of fun for her to play with.

You know how you see a chick and you can just tell she'll be fat in a few years? Yeah... that's what I'm getting here.

I'd still get on that before that time comes, however.

(Though I would get tested for venereal diseases after; looks a bit dirty, that one.)

why did this bitch fuckin' steal my name only to say her bullshit? You CAN'T CLINICALLY (:p) tell wether somebody is going to be obese or not in a few years,dummy!!!!

you just.....can't................thanks....................................die..........................

Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

She was the only reason for watching Big Brother this year. Aussie Aussie Aussie :)

I think that's gross

Nice hips--or lack there of.

that's just tacky. she was the dumbist bimbo on big brother.

fuck her night and day

dont think that ass is too bad actually! very tacky with the yogurt. And why is it common sluts always have such stupid names. Krystal?! Very housing commission. Saying that I wouldnt mind getting a little of my own yogurt all over that little ass....

belive me or not i went to tech with a guy who fucked her. it was b4 she had the tit job and b4 she was on BB. she lived in bait-mans (cant spell) bay i live in canberra which is about an hour and a half from there. the guy i know came from the bay and had pic of him and her b4 her boob job on his phone. long story short they boned, im jelouse. if by some chance your reading this krystel its luke the twin. phooo some rumors ive heard about you.. tisk tisk

grudgefuck, facial, sandwich, nap, repeat

I don't have my glasses, but does the article in the photo also say...

"An innocent fruit shop in Cornholio...could I have some melons please... Sure... Fleshy fruits... My God, leeks in her arse... I must shoot this girl in the Ralph."

Well crap, negative 3 for the tan lines, so she gets a 6.7/10 from the Native American Judge.