Bastardly Fashion Rating: Penelope Cruz @ 10th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala
Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Note to Penelope Cruz: you're actually pretty hot..or atleast have a nice bod. What the fuck are you doing wearing a pant suit!??! Really?!? A fucken pant suit?!?! Are you mad at the world or what??!?
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OLE!
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jackson, no caption for the drug-addled lurker in pic 3?
how bout
"three more steps and she is mine for ever!"
followed by manical laughter
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Has she ever got em out?
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pant suits can look really hot. key word: can.
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Where's the Salma Hayek?
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look at her scary toes on pic 1, yikes!
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She's dressed for a lesbian wedding ...
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Frompy! Looks a little thick around the waist.
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It's the Mexican Colonel Sanders!
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Ugly as can be, gross toes, old hag.
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I think the outfit's cute....for a Halloween party.
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Not hot.
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there are human chihuahuas? Ugly as sin.
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She is very fugly in these pictures. Normally I think she's cute but she looks like straight up sheeit in these pics.
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now this a true candidate for being called OVERRATED...she always had that "juarez whore somehow caught a hollywood break look" to me...little ball tinglage going on here from these pics...fix your shit up penelope, can't you see there's paparazzi here?? damn sloppy-ass tequila worm-swallower...
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and WTF is up w/those fred flinstone toes hangin' outta your F'n sandals?? UGH!!
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....... One word explains plenty: Yuk
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haha i like it, women should wear men clothes more often. sick of the dresses all the time
Go penelope
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arf arf! yo quiero taco bell. beady eyes..huge nose.. no acting ability. the end.
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The dude looking around the corner in pic 3 pretty much sums up how I feel.
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the dude on page 3 creeps me out
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Damn I wish I had toes like that.
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The toes!
The creepy guy !
LMFAO!!! This is the greatest set ever!
Penelope is fine like wine, even when she's wearing my old banquet server uniform.
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