The Bastardly Minute With... Ivanka Trump

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she looks like lisa kudrow from friends

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 3:09pm
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Ivanka is one of the SEXIEST and SMARTEST woman alive. I usually don't go for the SMART and CLASSY type, but she is so fucking hot I will make and acceptation.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 3:34pm
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Irish Maddog doesn't go for the smart girls?? Shocking!! but that's cool of you to "make and acceptation"

Let me guess, English professor at Yale? I bet you weren't their first choice, but maybe they made an exception...

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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Paris bitch Hilton bitch wanna be?

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 4:01pm
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How is she a Paris Hilton wannabe? If you gather up all the children of moguls/extremely rich people/political figures [in the public eye] she is without a doubt one of the classiest ones.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 4:12pm
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ummmm ok Bosko. can you say "I am we todd did"?

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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Unlike the white trash that raised Paris (I think I would have disowned her skank ass for f**king with my company name, but then I am Italian)

Ivanka is Daddies little girl. And Trumpmeister is a force to reckon with if you mess with her.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 5:12pm
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She's ugly and she barley has a chin, her lips in almost on her neck.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 5:16pm
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I think she's pretty. Nice body.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 7:05pm
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she looks best in profile. unique looking. hot body.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 8:17pm
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Better than the fuckin' Hiltons put together!

"Don't spit on me! I don't want your fuckin' enzymes!"

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 8:20pm
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+She smart enogh to graduate from one of the top business schools in the country (Wharton).
+Never had a negative story about her during her teens/early 20's (When patterns are set)
+She doesn't advertise her friends/men/?women (Good sign common sense)

Hell. She could could be caught in multiple interracial gang-bang videos now and still be leaps and bounds above the hilton sisters.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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She has really long, nice legs

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 11:00pm
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Nice legs, ok body, annoying face, overall just another heiress.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 12:10am
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lisa kudrow + katherine heigl? i think so!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:14am
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good call by you, plenty...i really like her unique look, plus the fact that she's right in that always desirable long-legged, tall & sexy category of girl...a real personal x-factor for me is wanting to call out her very cool-sounding name in the middle of doing all those nasty&fun things too...ivanka...yeh, that'll definitely work for me...

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:20am
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If she were sucking your dick, it would be like looking at Donald. Once you got past that, you could live the KFed lifestyle.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 6:32am
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The only reason she became a so called "model" is because daddy pumped millions of dollars into her behind all of that. She is nothing that great, she looks too much like her dad for me to consider her that attractive. I'd do her, but I'd steal her purse after she fell asleep.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 10:53am
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Ivanka is better than the bird nose Hilton sisters that is for sure.......but she has a big round moon face and horsie teeth, and not much of a chin and no cheekbones, I think her face is just waaaay too round.
she is cute in a little-girl-with-a-round-chubby-face sort of way, but she is hardly a ravishing beauty.
Nice bood job she got recently however.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 11:01am
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yeah, there's something really cute about her face. luckily, it doesn't come from daddy trump. very classy.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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these are some beautiful pictures...the last pic is especially stunning of her.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 1:39am
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Damn. Sorry for the mistypes

Bad me. Must punish self.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 10:48pm
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Very very nice, considering she is spawned from The Trump. Nice pair of legs, curvy body, cute-ish face. She's alright but classy

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 11:01pm
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Heard she got her tits done recently......Shes smoking

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 10:50pm
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