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Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Send her back to Iran or India or wherever she comes from.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:204b4d37627e61a4945be9b4be58cf10&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;I would defecate on her face.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;\\nNice.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:682db1518930d21feef359555cf68ec9&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Thats some nasty shit there. There are a couple of sluts that would get ploughed.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:b77b93e847d5c2286dafca2d1b333bc8&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;I would seriously have to sanitize myself getting close to any of these girls.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:13485b55e050f955714358c192b2d4da&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Regarding Kim Kardashian, there are two sayings that come to mind:&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;1. Good from far, far from good&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;2. She is like a Monet, nice from afar but up close she is just a bunch of squiggly lines. &amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;New rule: All images of her from this point forward must be from a distance of at least 20 feet.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:9a18f43c54383a825b925b8c3a0bc6fb&amp;# in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;that last pic on page 1....that\\&amp;#039;s a HUUUUGE bitch!&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:fe52a35546306edaf4a2ff6095e4968b&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;I don\\&amp;#039;t think she is all that hott. Her face is not that great and her hips are huge! It doesn\\&amp;#039;t look right. She is really wide with this litte head and greasy lookin hair&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:44da3af5fa09bf689b7122a6007a5c25&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-ki in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;the oily t-zone engulfs her entire body.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:4a6c281d13f117c542e3931740376017&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;hey, isn\\&amp;#039;t this Cathy from yesterday\\&amp;#039;s bitchy lady of the day?&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:26c89772cb00969c45b3731fed4d833b&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:24f95781ea70dbe9a76282958ab5f0e1&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Miss Hilton feels she has something to prove by fucking anything with two legs or batteries.Beware to all, for this slut is everywhere, and the only warning of her approach is the stench of STD\\&amp;#039;s and other vial smelling things, such as the trap that lays between her legs.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:571508eece60cd17bfd9b4547e07964f&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '' in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

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Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;ithihnk her face is manly--- her brows are too thck... he rbody si pretty--ad i thin k her breasta re real.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:5c3bcc4a04bcd6df6d432549bb74d4c0&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 126839961 in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

Warning: Table 'watchdog' was not locked with LOCK TABLES query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '<em>Table &amp;#039;cache_filter&amp;#039; is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = &amp;#039;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Why no ass shots? She at least has one as opposed to most of the skanks you post.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;\\n&amp;#039;, created = 1268399617, expire = 1268486017, headers = &amp;#039;&amp;#039; WHERE cid = &amp;#039;1:92eddccf85e6321bd01da23c0695c292&amp;#039;</em> in <em>/home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc</em> on line <em>174</em>.', 2, '', 'http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/26/bastardly-lesbian-sex-fantasy-kim-kardashian-does-paris-hilton-again', '', '38.107.191.84', 1268399617) in /home/sites/moejackson.com/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 174

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Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Kim Kardashian does Paris Hilton again!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson


Looks like Kim got tired of Nick's Cannon for one night and wanted to go back to the lesbian sex she previous contemplated with Paris.

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verbal (Uncertified Bastard)

oh, my! who is that large tranny on page 1. no, not paris. the thing at the bottom? lol

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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Dr Victor von Doom (Uncertified Bastard)

those photographers are fucking morons....

all these front shots when what the fellas want to see is that ass!!

this slut brings the heat. She's the Hollywood version of Jackie Guerrido. Don't believe me... let's run the checklist:

Petite? Check.
Big Fake Tits? Not as big as Jackie's, but very nice nonetheless.. Check.
Outrageous, 3-D super booty? Oh fuck yeah.
Tight waist? Check.
Likes to wear the tight dresses to emphasize the assets? Double Check.
Nice face? Check.

I'm surprised Parasite lets herself be photographed with a woman who totally blows her out of the water looks wise.

Hey Jackson, you can't go wrong posting pics of this chick. Respect.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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Mikeyman (Uncertified Bastard)

Send her back to Iran or India or wherever she comes from.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 1:18pm
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MAGNUM (Uncertified Bastard)

I would defecate on her face.
Nice.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 1:48pm
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Wiseman (Uncertified Bastard)

Thats some nasty shit there. There are a couple of sluts that would get ploughed.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:14pm
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Sophia (Uncertified Bastard)

I would seriously have to sanitize myself getting close to any of these girls.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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J (Uncertified Bastard)

Regarding Kim Kardashian, there are two sayings that come to mind:

1. Good from far, far from good

2. She is like a Monet, nice from afar but up close she is just a bunch of squiggly lines.

New rule: All images of her from this point forward must be from a distance of at least 20 feet.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:40pm
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Big Papi (Uncertified Bastard)

that last pic on page 1....that's a HUUUUGE bitch!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:51pm
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Bitch of the day (Uncertified Bastard)

I don't think she is all that hott. Her face is not that great and her hips are huge! It doesn't look right. She is really wide with this litte head and greasy lookin hair

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 4:53pm
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ninja (Uncertified Bastard)

the oily t-zone engulfs her entire body.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 6:22pm
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swoop (Uncertified Bastard)

hey, isn't this Cathy from yesterday's bitchy lady of the day?

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:28pm
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jojobamarch (Uncertified Bastard)

...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:39pm
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jojobamarch (Uncertified Bastard)

Miss Hilton feels she has something to prove by fucking anything with two legs or batteries.Beware to all, for this slut is everywhere, and the only warning of her approach is the stench of STD's and other vial smelling things, such as the trap that lays between her legs.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:44pm
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whocares (Uncertified Bastard)

twas kims bday party

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 1:02am
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kristin (Uncertified Bastard)

ithihnk her face is manly--- her brows are too thck... he rbody si pretty--ad i thin k her breasta re real.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 1:14am
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Goliano (Uncertified Bastard)

Why no ass shots? She at least has one as opposed to most of the skanks you post.

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 11:32pm
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Bad ASs (Uncertified Bastard)

u guys could never get with a chick like her..... so stop hating!!!

Friday, February 9th, 2007 @ 3:38am
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Groove_Machine (Uncertified Bastard)

What do Hilton and Kardashian have in common with sewers??
You can find anything you want there!………

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 12:13pm
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franky (Uncertified Bastard)

hey MIKEYMAN DONT be a dumbass please
yeah whatever her nationalaty is? but she is ameriacan... ignorant

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 1:14pm
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intelligent bastard (Uncertified Bastard)

For the smart ass number 3, shes armenian and stop rippin on the babe, chicks pretty fucken fine, so what if shes an attention seeker, cant proclaim her to be fucken ugly for shitty reasons like those, i still dont get how shes ugly..

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 2:12am
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tashA (Uncertified Bastard)

i absolutely love kim. everything about her is awesome.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 3:33am
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Crazee Daisy (Uncertified Bastard)

Kim is so beautiful. Paris is well ...Paris.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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addison (Uncertified Bastard)

whatever you do i find attractive. i love kim.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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addison (Uncertified Bastard)

i don,t think ur a lesbian girl.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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addison.tharpe (Uncertified Bastard)

i think u have goo taste because paris hilton is hot

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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