Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Kim Kardashian does Paris Hilton again!

25 Scandalous Comments

oh, my! who is that large tranny on page 1. no, not paris. the thing at the bottom? lol

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 1:38pm
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those photographers are fucking morons....

all these front shots when what the fellas want to see is that ass!!

this slut brings the heat. She's the Hollywood version of Jackie Guerrido. Don't believe me... let's run the checklist:

Petite? Check.
Big Fake Tits? Not as big as Jackie's, but very nice nonetheless.. Check.
Outrageous, 3-D super booty? Oh fuck yeah.
Tight waist? Check.
Likes to wear the tight dresses to emphasize the assets? Double Check.
Nice face? Check.

I'm surprised Parasite lets herself be photographed with a woman who totally blows her out of the water looks wise.

Hey Jackson, you can't go wrong posting pics of this chick. Respect.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:04pm
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Send her back to Iran or India or wherever she comes from.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:18pm
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I would defecate on her face.
Nice.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:48pm
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Thats some nasty shit there. There are a couple of sluts that would get ploughed.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 3:14pm
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I would seriously have to sanitize myself getting close to any of these girls.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 3:24pm
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Regarding Kim Kardashian, there are two sayings that come to mind:

1. Good from far, far from good

2. She is like a Monet, nice from afar but up close she is just a bunch of squiggly lines.

New rule: All images of her from this point forward must be from a distance of at least 20 feet.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 3:40pm
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that last pic on page 1....that's a HUUUUGE bitch!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 3:51pm
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I don't think she is all that hott. Her face is not that great and her hips are huge! It doesn't look right. She is really wide with this litte head and greasy lookin hair

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:53pm
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the oily t-zone engulfs her entire body.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:22pm
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hey, isn't this Cathy from yesterday's bitchy lady of the day?

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 8:28pm
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...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 8:39pm
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Miss Hilton feels she has something to prove by fucking anything with two legs or batteries.Beware to all, for this slut is everywhere, and the only warning of her approach is the stench of STD's and other vial smelling things, such as the trap that lays between her legs.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 8:44pm
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twas kims bday party

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 2:02am
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ithihnk her face is manly--- her brows are too thck... he rbody si pretty--ad i thin k her breasta re real.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 2:14am
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Why no ass shots? She at least has one as opposed to most of the skanks you post.

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 12:32am
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u guys could never get with a chick like her..... so stop hating!!!

Friday, February 9th, 2007 @ 4:38am
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What do Hilton and Kardashian have in common with sewers??
You can find anything you want there!………

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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hey MIKEYMAN DONT be a dumbass please
yeah whatever her nationalaty is? but she is ameriacan... ignorant

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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For the smart ass number 3, shes armenian and stop rippin on the babe, chicks pretty fucken fine, so what if shes an attention seeker, cant proclaim her to be fucken ugly for shitty reasons like those, i still dont get how shes ugly..

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 3:12am
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i absolutely love kim. everything about her is awesome.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 4:33am
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Kim is so beautiful. Paris is well ...Paris.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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whatever you do i find attractive. i love kim.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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i don,t think ur a lesbian girl.

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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i think u have goo taste because paris hilton is hot

Monday, March 24th, 2008 @ 6:40pm
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