Nude Heidi Klum Models Her Painted-on Halloween Costume. Yummy!


DAMN YOU, SEEEAAL!!


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She's tainted meat. Seal's been there.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:05pm
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heidis gross

Quit romanticising the "middle class," I'm so sick of that shit. The
Middle Class are the religious goofballs who are worried about border
security, fag marriage, sexual predation and terrorists. they're dim
witted, conspiratorial and communitarian.
Let's improve education by firing all union teachers and accepting the
fact that only 1% of the US population has the cognitive ability
worthy of receving a university education.
Let's open the borders; I really love the hot, multi-lingual Asian
girls who fetch me a smoothie while my plane is fuelled at Esso Avitat
Vancouver(can't we be more like Canada in this regard, compare
Milwaukee to Montreal in the stripper department) and I'd like more
Lithuanian stone masons to work on my projects in Federal Way, Burien,
Tukwila and Normandy Park, Washington.
Hydrogen fuel is a pipe dream, totally inefficient bullshit. How about
diesel vehicles with heated secondary tanks like my trucks that can
run high viscosity waste vegetable oil, used motor oil or Bunker C
high sulfur fuel oil. I prefer waste veggie as its easy to get from
restaurants and burn clean. You Toyota Prius assholes have more shit
coming out of your tailpipes than my massive pickups do. Don't forget
about your toxic batteries you shit stains. I love how Prius drivers
get a gov't subsidy to buy an overpriced, shitty japanese car that GM
Janesville workers have to help pay via their tax dollars. Dems really
love "the middle class."
Let's state publically that Arabs are violent, mesogynistic, homos
with low IQs. They're one of the most pathetic and grotesque races of
humans the planet has ever seen; as stupid, irrational and relgious as
our own Texans(other southerners included).
Eliminate the need to get a prescription. that's right, CAVEAT EMPTOR
on the meds folks. Don't drink 3 liters of Mount Gay Rum and don't OD
on the Oxycodone, M'KAY.
Finally ban the income tax. I don't like paying for anything that
doesn't come with a ####in' American Express receipt.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:28pm
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These photos look quite shopped.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:35pm
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They are def photoshopped,i don't think she has a smooth skin like that at her age.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:38pm
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These pictures are old.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:45pm
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i concur...i watched Project Runway once and all i was thinking was, her nose is so tiny, it's disusting. It's like a teeny, tiny little chunk of cartilage. looks like Michael Jackson's, like she had a normal nose that was chopped in half by too many plastic surgeries. except it's natural. gross.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:45pm
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photoshopped hooker

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:49pm
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Debby is correct, these are from like 1997 and stuff. Used to have one of these as a spray for Counterstrike once upon a time.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 6:03pm
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anyone who says she doesn't like fine, photoshopped or not, old pictures or not, is a liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! and she's not a golddigger, do you have any idea how much many those models make for being pretty? Kate Moss is worth a reported $35 million, and Heidi's legs are estimated to be worth $2 million. Just her legs. You're all fucking liars. Bitch is hot!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 6:59pm
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sexy

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:08pm
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yum. yum. yum. yum. yum.

Oh, did I mention, "yum?"

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:17pm
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Nice bod

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:33pm
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Too bad she destroyed her future offspring by having babies with one of the ugliest black man ever.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 7:43pm
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WAY too skinny...

Nice rack, anyway.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 11:03pm
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i also think she si deathly thin---also seal's skin has been scarred from i believe lupus--so he is not deathly hideous--- and quite frankly, if he was ... there are mountains of ugly white men in the press---look at donald trump--i am tired of racist dribble from backward jerks.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 1:07am
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b.papi could i get a condensed list of media guys that automatically make a female 'tainted' ??

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 2:15am
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Hey its not Seals fault he's scarred. Thats out of his control. Nothing against him. Just that Heidi is a proper nasty slut with no morals.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 3:27am
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wiseman could you expalin how heidi has no morals ???

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 3:59am
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Steve it wounds me to think your sorry ass is anywhere near Mt. Rainier! Some of what you say is true but your presentation smacks for arrogant, over privileged bullshit...you must be one of those stupid-ass Bellevue wannabes with money up the ass and no humanity or true value whatsoever!

I would love to see your ass in a cage with the vermin at the Puyallup fair...better yet how about in a pile of shit from the Budweiser Horses...is the pass closed for the year? Go take a hike up there and scream your ass off...please...could an avalanche be too much to hope for?

Heidi is a gorgeous women not choosing her lifepath from generally accepted social mores but from her heart! More power to her...you fugly asses are just jealous cuz she dissed white men.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 7:27am
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Steve for President!

And Angelfood, we all know you're really Seal. Nice try.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 7:55am
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Hey, enough with this Mt. Rainier crap. Take it outside.

I'm here to see Heidi Klum's tits and I approve this post.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 10:31am
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how suitable...Tinman...had no heart! Like your approval really means shit in the scheme of things...yeah... ;> smoochies!

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 10:48am
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Love her

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 8:18pm
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Now I get why people once thought she was pretty. Too bad she can't stop having babies... I'd have held on to this body until nature cruelly took it away from me via age!
Tsk, tsk.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 11:43pm
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Her face is ugly but her body is nice.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 5:05am
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wassup with all the hate? these pictures are hot!

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 6:14am
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Saturday, November 11th, 2006 @ 8:59pm
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heidi is the hottest woman on earth.. anyone who says otherwise is clearly the ugliest/fattest/shortest/blindest [delete as appropriate] fucknut on the planet. so what if she digs for gold.. clearly it has paid off while the rest of us non-gold digging unfortunates have to work 40 hours a week! if u wanna bitch about a non-deserving celeb.. how about starting with that cock-licking herpes-ridden talentless donkey paris hilton

Thursday, November 16th, 2006 @ 10:02am
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i think she's beautiful, and she seems to be one of the most down- to- earth models. seal has his scars b/c of lupus.

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 8:25pm
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She had sex with a black as night negreo and has his puppies. Here genes are gone forver she is another victim of multi-culturalism.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 1:53am
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Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:16pm
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You guys are all fucked heidi is hot hot hot. Abused meat? wtf? get a life you only wish you were as naturally beautiful and ageless as heidi. And you wish you could have her too.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 3:36pm
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I don't care who's banged her..as long as i get my chance...

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 8:52pm
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Yeah this woman is pure used and abused meat. Atleast a couple of nasty bastards have dumped their load in that shit. This woman is a cheap gold digging slut. How can she fuck that old ugly shit Flavio Briatore???? Its a sick disgrace. SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:13pm
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yeeech! so true, but yeeeech.

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:28pm
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Dude,that was a long statement!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 5:36pm
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I'd rest my balls on her forehead, that's about it. And Steve's oration is totally correct.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 5:04am
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In addition, Mt. Rainier sucks balls. My friend died there trying to save a fucking lawyer from L.A.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 7:57am
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sheepie - I am sorry to hear about your friend...stupid ass lawyer was obviously in over his head! Mt. Rainier is a wonderful place but should be respected...as far as steve's comments...we all have opinions...just like a$$holes...as I said...some are good ideas others just reek of racism and generalized garbage...steve sounds like another friggin' contractor that made some bucks building up the Seattle area. That doesn't make him anything special except an opportunist...hopefully he will go away and leave Seattle area...he is probably in the dives of Normandy Park anyway...birds of a feather and all that good stuff! Sounds like the a$$es I worked for in the big GC's...ya know...Baugh, Foushee, etc...all talk and zero balls!

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 8:06am
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