Bastardly Lady of the Day - Cissy
Friday, October 27th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Cissy writes:
Well hey there, my names Cecilia but everyone calls me Cissy for short. Some people laugh at the name cos they INCORRECTLY define as a "wuss" or a "sissy girl" but I looked it up in the dictionary and it means ladylike. Well it actually said "someone with very feminine qualities" but thankfully I was born a girl so it works. :) I'm 18 years of age, of Chinese/Taiwanese heritage and I live down under in good old aussieland.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Too many lol. Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio and I'll throw in Angelina Jolie cos she's had previous experience and be all into it, just to name a few. Oh and I'd also go the whole set of Victoria's Secret models. At the same time.
Do you like your boobs?
I'm sure I would if i had some. Being the token Asian I was blessed with mosquito bites. Maybe if I eat more I will be able to just grow some fat around that area.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I haven't seen that many zeros since I won that lottery jackpot.. in my dreams. So yes, I guess I would. Hey, Anna Nicole Smith did it and look at where it got her. yeah .... woo..
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I've been told I look Jap (I'm not).. which is kind of a compliment because stereotypically all Japanese girls are supposed to be hot and kinky. Particular celebrity ey... Otsuka Ai (a singer in Japan) but that was from a girl (!), and that's about it cos there's not that many renowned celebrity Asians floating around apart from Lucy Liu ( I wish ) and Bai Ling ( my idol lol ).
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I'm comfortable enough to make fun of myself before anyone else has a chance to put me down, therefore beating them at their own game. I'm also Bastardly because I was born out of wedlock! Okay, I made that up but wouldn't that be a great answer because that is technically the definition of bastardly.
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eh. average asian. not ugly though. ill give her that.
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mmm, im from aus too so ill give her a point there, otherwise very average. pic 3, is her hair grey!?!
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only her eyes make her ugly
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POST-OP
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The only reason to do this girl is to say you banged an Asian. If you have already had a slice of the orient then PASS
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I seriously don't understand why girls send in their pics. I think everyone's beautiful in their own right. But for bastardly material, there hasn't been good ones for a while. It's just been a bunch of girls looking for some form of accolade.
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BLeh. No. At least she acknowledges she has mosquito bites.
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hey lol...good idea...but none of the guys will send in pics! OR Moe/Jackson is not getting up off of them! Aren't we ready for Bastardly guys? C'mon guys - come out, come out, wherever you are! ;> the $3 million question is out cuz most guys will screw any opening for free...maybe ask...do you dress left or right? or do you have enough to dress left or right...please elaborate? oh yes...and what person would you go gay for? hahaha...I can just see some of the answers to that one!
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I think she is cool looking. But I am a little unsure about her taste in shoes.
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Hmm- a 6 if she's confirmed female. A 7 if she's truly post-op... byah!
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love that gray hair thing on page 3. average looking, but her moxy makes up for it.
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Ok glimmer how about a $3 million question if you would kiss a guy??? just a little kiss... its almost the same idea of sleeping with a guy that looks just like your grandpa
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Is not a wig (I think so)... I really love it, it so manga!
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I would say a solid 7-8.
She seems to have a great personality as well.
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how about greggy poo can't read worth shit and flunked all his comprehension tests? Read it again...she is not comparing herself to any of them...and by the way...why are you screaming (all caps) I thought that was for the myspace groupy tramps...
I like the black and white phote on page 2 of pics...she's cool...you can tell... ;>
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ya I agree she seems like a really cool person! She's cute
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Ahh... she's a cutie, and prolly a cool chick too. I'd smoke a blunt witcha
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I like her personality. It makes her hot. I'd happily bend her over the sleep sofa.
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I like her hair--cool cut/style. Also think she sounds like a fun person to be around.
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I'd like to punch her in the face until her lips go back to their natural position. I don't imagine it would take long.
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Were those pics taken before or after the bomb dropped??? Oh & I'll have a number seven w/ extra fried rice.
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Buck you can be such a poophead sometimes...she isn't Japanese by the way...she is Chinese - no rice for you today big boy...down on your knees and beg for forgiveness ;> smoochies! I neva want to hear you talk about anyone else be racist again...we should tatoo a big "R" on your forehead (or your little dick) to remind you of your weaknesses and lack of ______ fill in the blank people...
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Like the personality. Average looks.
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What is UP with the horrendous pursed lips. You are NOT hot. Your lips are NOT sexy.
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good answers - cute attitude, but lose the mullet. Also, 18, really? looks old for 18, which is the exact opposite of Asian stereotypes...
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Dime a dozen in Bangkok.
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Chinese, Japanese, Peakenese whats the difference they are all ornimentals.I think they are very cute people so small & doll like.
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*sigh* this pouty bit has got to go.
But she's very cute, and has a little minxy personality. I'd definetly give her the business.
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Her answers are the best i've seen in a long time, and she is pretty hot, in one pic only tho, not average thats for sure, and number 9 hahaha i was thinkin the same thing today there should be a BASTARDLY guy of the day,, but admit, guys dont want to say another guys hot and its gay to describe evry single one of their faults, and girls jus like to bitch bout other girls and express their opinions and what not, i dont think i would cre much bout some random guy posing
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What a cutie. I'd marry her.
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The first two and last photo are the best, everything else is kind of bad. I think she's extremely cute. In an asian way. The kind that would be a total kink in bed.
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hey, moe / jackson.
don't you dare listen to these ladies. doing a bastardly guy of the day is the end of civilization as we know it. the bastardly will never be the same again. the bastardly mojo will be wiped out completely. we don't need some hairy ding dong in a pink man thong and some fresh strawberries dish by his side.
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don't like it? you don't have to look swooptie do...c'mon...I am talking a Bastardly Man of the Day not the Fag of the Day...Moe/Jackson are saying they haven't even gotten one response...hmmmmm...
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No BSMJOTD Bastardly swinging man junk of the day
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I liked her answers. BUT I don't find Asians attractive at all and I don't understand the white boys fascination with them. Fuck it...it doesn't matter anyway! She is kinda cute though.
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On the last Pic, which one is she?
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How did we just up-the-stakes from a horrible idea of BGOTD to stop the presses, the nuclear bomb has just exploded in Times Square BFOTD? No, no, no! That's the wrong direction we're going. :-)
So, I understand now... Pinky and the Brain smart. moe/jackson would be going for the horrific 40 car pile up on I69 route... a really bad accident that you MUST take a look at while passing by. No one just drives by without turning their heads. Please, no Borat in a pink lingerie smoking a Cuban! Damn, now I hope I don't get nightmares. I think it's time for some clones of Babes version 2.0 post.
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I think she's adorable, both her personality and looks
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no way, that she looks like an average japan-girl. She looks like a taiwan-boy, really.
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Witty, charming but plain ugly.
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Kudos for originality.
86 the fish pout.
Looks are a solid 6.
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hey how about a $3 million question if guys would dress like a girl, makeup and all that! That would be interesting! Bastardly guy of the day! Bastardly guy of the day! Bastardly guy of the day! Bastardly guy of the day! Bastardly guy of the day! Bastardly guy of the day!
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debbie that wouldn't work because most guys would act in manner that would clue you in that they're dressing as a female as joke. so that would be an easy $ 3 million.
and i love the today's blotd answers and the wig(??) on page three is too cool !!!! :)
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Be my, be my, be my, Yoko Ono oh oh oh.
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that would be "photo" ...my bad!
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And for the record I am not a racist , just trying to make some jokes, have some fun, piss some people off. Mission accomplished. Austrilian Chinese thats quite a mix. Put some shrimp fried rice on the barbie mate.
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there should be bastardly dudes of the day, for a change
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good question debbie !!! :)
anyway for $3million i'd think they'd kiss a guy.think with that much money it would be alot easier uh getting female 'attention'
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YOU SAY YOU LOOK LIKE ALL THESE FAMOUS WOMEN.....WHO THE HELL SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE THOSE WOMEN...A BLIND PERSON....YOU LOOK LIKE MY HOUSE KEEPER,BETTER YET...YOU LOOK LIKE THIS WOMAN ON THE STREET WHO APPROACHED ME AND SAID "SUCKY SUCKY,FIVE BUCKY!...ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!"..
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