Playboy's Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume

other than the fact that on page 3 her nipples are pointing in different directions, this is pretty schmexy.

Thats what we call a proper cheap slut.

wooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mega Whore Alert!

She's the kind of chick that will spread her legs for anything of the male species.
a girl who has far too much sex resulting in her being full of seman!

Nudity, rated R Alert:

http://s6.alsscan.com/alsangels/6j2c/diana03.jpg

You bastards can thank me later.

Yes, yes, she would be allowed in my bedroom.

Stretch marks. Nasty.

Not pretty.

I really wish her shorts were body painted too.

i'd tap it on her forehead.

Thanks Swoop

Wonky nipples. Looks quite dirty (and not in that good way either).

Her nipples are cockeyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess it is actually possible to have a "lazy nipple". Interesting. I thought it was exclusive to glass eyes and such.

heehheee. Brits say "wonky", that's funny, I gotta start using that.

WOW....what a slut....I mean not just a SLUT, but a really cheap whore slut. She falls in the same level as Paris "cock sucking-lazy eyed" Hilton. :(

Unfortunate. Her boobs resemble a pair of socks with oranges in them.

The skewed nipplage is quite disturbing, too.

lets be nice and think that those stretch marks are because of the paint getting messed up due to her nipples getting hard,about the cock-eyedness though, urgh

anyone heard of a bad boob day?

shes super hot and super slutty. i'd triple bag it and let her have her way with me. even though her boobs don't got 20/20 vision, i'd still chew the fuck outta em'.

What do you mean by "wonky" never used that word before. . .

Her surgeon should be horsewhipped.

Franken-Nipples all around

-MIW

Is there some unwritten Playboy rule that they all have to have the exact same body paint costume each year? I could've sworn there was another set of Frankentits in blue paint this time last year....

classify her as "club-hot" now please for future reference...it's quite easy for me to determine that she is a classic 3-input girl...therefore i'd have to treat her as such...messy messy sex is in order for her...you know, standard ATM w/facial ending(s)

i fuck with a guy named eric

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the world is gone wrong, why is the government letting all this happen, playboy manisions, and nudity magazines and its just wrong, no wounder there is so much rape and stuff out there and woman dressing slutty because they feel they cant keep up with things and starving therie selves to death, come off it, the world is gone mad and I just hate those woman who do that stuff, man woman are sick

Zyprexa.

Zyprexa.

I know this girl, and she is none of the things you say! She is kind, and sweet and not at all slutty. Say what you will about her wonkyness. She puts it out there, so you guys can state what you SEE about her body, but you really shouldn't JUDGE her character!

playboy has gone way downhill, this girl aint 25 that's for sure looks as old as brande roderick, once touched by Hef, quite disposable

I heard this girl has down syndrome

Those breasts are in sad shape, I'll give her a few points for not being obese.

Wonky nipple alert

Aw man sad. These breasts are in really bad shape; strechmarks, sagginess and all of that.. The rest of her is good looking. But judging by the way she's dressed and is acting, playing it safe is definitely the smart thing to do with this one.

WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S A FUCKING UGLY BITCH. SHE'S A FUCKING FUGLY WHORE. SHE'S A FUCKING FUGLY SLUT. SHE'S A FUCKING UGLY CUNT. I FUCKING HATE MICHELLE.
I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.