Bastardly Body Double: Legolas & Betsy
Monday, October 30th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
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Betsy writes:
Hey guys, I was the lady of the day a little while back, Betsy.... Well lately I've been hearing a lot of, "You look like that elf from Lord of the Rings, your ears are pointy." I recently had a picture taken that proves it. I've been saying it for a few years.
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE NOT THAT HARD UP FOR STORIES TO POST THIS CRAP.
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so pathetic. is this for real?
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Okay, was there one character in LOTR that wasn't a gay icon?
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Tell ya the truth, I'd rather see Tiki versus the Alias babe. Wait a second, it seems now that I'm endorsing merging ladies and boys together. Wait. I'm about to puke... that's a lady-boy. Damn you bastardly community, now you've turned me into a twinky.
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ok, angelfood, I know what you are thinking. "swooper, you were a pooper booper a long time before you ever were bastardly."
I'm just trying to single handedly make this post into double digits.
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Moe, my posts are out of chronological order here. What's up with that. Also, I clicked on the sound off button and I got a Tickle Me Elmo. I don't blame Jackson, I blame you! :-) Okay, I blame everyone today. Well, hell. Tickle me Homo, but I'm becoming as bitchy as Cathy, the BLOTD last week.
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wtf are u smoking girl..... this is ridiculous :S
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hey, you guys take the world too seriously. its a joke. im sorry i couldn't bring you big fake boobs and a blowjob face
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You wanted us to thank you for a gay LOTR post? I don't think bastardlies on this blog are that concerned with your mind or soul. Where are the bikini and lingerie photos?
hmmmm.... better yet, do you have photos of your toes?
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blow job handles
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You actually look like my best friend's underaged sister. She seems so innocent, yet we all know that she's milked the entire Chess and computer clubs.
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Hey, Tickle Me Elmo is kind of cute. 9 out 10.
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I don't think she looks like this elf...I think she looks like the guy that played the "king" of elves...not really that much either...more like another demented female that just wants attention...N...E...X...T...
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