Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ludivine

What is up with these freaking nut jobs not showing any body. Who cares about the face. When your poking the fire you don't look at the mantle!!!

Pretty or not her answers annoy the crap out of me.

Oh and the "dumb girl" slack-jaw look annoys the crap out of me too. I'd like to knock that look off her face in the first pic.

all right ludvine
you call yourself an "art-whore"
but you have violated the #1 art rule
"show, don't tell"
telling us you have a nice ass is not art
showing us your nice ass is
so chop-chop

Deluded.

Stop the travelocity shit already. Just put an ad up to the right where ugly Serena is that says, if you just busted a nut, click on this ad for appreciation. Please, no more travelocity. I don't even use those losers. Expedia and Orbitz are way better.

Serena has at least five volcanic zits on that mug. If you popped them all, you wouldn't even have to bust a nut...she'd be covered in goop.

Oh. and this post shows no ass. Wichita Mudflap.

I love the fact the pics are artistic. Not the I-take-pix-of-my-ass-in-a-god-damned-stained-mirror-thats-hott-bitch!!1 Youre pretty.

I bet Ludivine gal is pissed that we're talking about time, travelocity, Angelfood's delicious fantasy toes, and not about her. She didn't think we would just forget about her. As for the toes, I must ask again, just in case it's one of those "no's" that really mean "yes" if you ask me 10 more times. :-) how about just the pinky toe?

Where is the Ballerina butt?
The smoke ring pic is disturbing and the glasses of water in the bathroom pic is just plain strange.
You are definitely better looking with makeup.
Don't leave the house without it.

hey ludivine you're divine!
add me.
my messenger email:dinopfernandes@iol.pt
xoxo

page 5 is gorgous

senin i don't think that is a smoke ring
i think she has a flower in her mouth

That's not a smoke ring or a flower. That's a spunk receptacle.

I'd hit it...

Don't talk up your ass and then not let us see it.

she is pretty decent.

She says her significant other bears a resemblance to Harry Potter. I think that is a code. My significant other bears a resemblance to Harry Palms.

pretty eyes, large and inviting

John:
Now I can't tell what the hell is coming out of her mouth.
It almost looks furry.
Freaky.

it looks like a lilly
http://dannyblog.typepad.com/dannyblogtypepadcom/images/white_lilly.jpg
but yeah it is freaky
that is the best pic though because you get a nice look at her cans

i loved "closer", therefore i dig this chick. not bad-looking either. these sort of photos are what i like to see as opposed to those "myspace" pics that other chicks send.

what the hell are these? this isnt some art forum for wierdos its the bastardly.
too artsy, not enough body. show that ass!
what a tease.

and when i saw the name Ludivine, it immediately registered in my head as a combination of celebs Ludacris + Divine. haha

Thumbs up here. Though I have to concur on the "need more of that ballerina body shots" message.

Gorgeous

HELL YES!

Hmmm, I think I know this girl..... Model perhaps I shot once.

Her first pic looks SO MUCH like Sun from Lost (Yunjin Kim, apparently) it just isn't funny... I actually thought it was an article on her as opposed to BLOTD. Insane! Why hasn't anyone else noticed this?

Well...I don't really think that her answers match what she looks like in the pics. I dunno. But I like her, she's pretty.

She's a pretty good photographer, but this isn't photography class. Pretty, definitely in a European way.

With a name like the wanker, who the fuck could take your low life ass seriously? Is playing with yourself the only way you can get it? Dumb ass...anyway she's gorgeous. I hope you haven't been white washed and never forget your culture.

I'm wholly dissapointed...I bet this bird has a linty hairy snatch...

two words:

lady rogaine.

If I see one more asian on here, Imma go postal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I see one more asian on here, Imma go postal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-wow. im asian.
i wish this site had antihate/antiracism filters :)

anyway, good pictures, but too emo, IMO. if she wants attention, maybe she should've thought of other ways to achieve it not like this. oh well.

um sweetie, this is bastardly. You're going to run across racist bastards all the time....if you don't like it move your ass thataway----------------------------->

Very pretty! Nice shots. And best of all, no pouty face! Yay!

But you talked about your arse so much, and then didn't deliver with a pic. For shame!

58, Asians and Hawaiians are two different people dumbass.

Asian, Hawaiian...what's the damn difference bitch?

The difference is that the two are different races of people and from a seperate country punk ass.

62, i think what she meant was that.. there's no difference since she doesn't belong to either race.

and hey, (58) your comment was racist but i didn't tell you to move your ass
if you go here to have an excuse for your behavior, knock yourself out. nobody's telling you otherwise.

so don't tell others what to do.

shut the fuuuuuuck up! If you don't like the comments here, like I said...move your gotdamn ass. What's so hard about that? I don't see you saying shit to Big Papi or Wiseman and they are far more racist that I will ever be. Instead of trying to be billy bad ass on the keyboard on gotdamn bastardly, go to a site where it's all warm and fuzzy and shut up. Oh and Daniella- eat the crack of my ass bitch. Thanks.

you're cute ^____^

she got a VERY unique and special face, so it´s not everyones taste. Of course she is exotic looking for us whities, no doubt about that.

intriguing photos.

hairy arms eww but lil pretty

STOP POSTING THESE FUCKING LADY BOYS

some of the pictures are amazing....

wow--these pictures are incredible. Ludivine, you're a very beautiful woman.

swoop...you are truly demented....no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no...there is your nine more times...my feet are ticklish anyway...sorry dude...no toes today...loop over 1.2.3...over and out...

I think she left her beauty in Hawaii. She needs to go back. This chick is a bushey eyed cunt....

not a BAD looking girl...her answers are the epitome of "off-the-wall" can't say this one is even likable just "out there" in European Cosmopolitan la-la-land...

one of those people where you see their artwork and turn your head to the side and say...yeah...uh huh...whatever...that is SO WEIRD...then walk away...fast!!!!

Moe, I'm pissed. There has been about 5 times the last week when I write a pretty good fucking post, and I click, and it goes to Travelocity and no post is entered. Then I have to re-write it again. THAT SUCKS.

hey swoop...happening to me too...I am sure they know about it and are working on it...you know those salesmen...always lookin' for a new pitch and a new way to get you to look (for all of 3 seconds while you page back) Actually, I have never tried any of the online travel...too many ways for them to screw you over...those tickets get lost you are toasty-fired and hung to dry!

What I did was click on the far upper right hand corner of "sound off" box...don't know if it helps worth a damn...but makes me feel better! and it has worked so far for me! ;>

Damn you bastardlies. Moe, the posts are out of time order. Did you guys not set your clocks back when you were supposed to? It's like a time warp we're in today. Time warped!

ah, guys, she said "today"... there's always tomorrow! Damn, you're right, we have loop-d-looped. Moe. Have we outdone ourselves now, hijacking Ludivine's post?

#9 looks like the dead girl from The Ring. Other than that I would shove it in and teach her the meaning of the word "respect."

....move along -- nothing to see here....

#25 swoop...site is acting weird this morning...I answered you back on your original post # 21...now it is post #25 and still changing...I think daylight savings time pulled a whammy on the bastardly! ;> See my post of a few minutes ago...(was post #8)

this will make for an interesting thread....hahahahaha

I'm so pissed that I'm lowering Ludivine's BLOTD score from 6.9 to 1.2. And I would grudge bang the fake Euro-bitch attitude out of you with my huge 2cm peeny. Not used to that big size in Europe, huh? That's okay, you fit those Frenchies well with your shallow rectum.

this time warp stuff has given me a limpy. angelfood, can you send in some photos of your toes to the Bastardly to help me get my stiffy back? Please... please?

Okay, bastardly bros. I tried. I took one for the team. You all know you want to see her little toes. Now, I'm expecting the bastardly lady rejection.

Two words:

Yoko Ono.

answer to #25 now...some other number in a few seconds....no my toes do not make "public appearances" not available for comment, photos or further discussion...sorry limp boy...must take matter into your own hands...get it? ;>

I think she's one of the prettier ones of the blotd...and I loved Closer!

We're about to get to present time. We're about to complete the loop. The backyard worm hole is going to get tapped. 3-2-1, bang.

Closer sucked ass. Two homos, a dwarf and a horseface. Dramatic!

"You all make me smile downstairs, in my pants." As GA.BOY says, where are the photos of teh downstairs? You make a big deal out of your ballerina ass, and you show us zero, zip bootay. You deserved to be bent over and spunked like an Eurowhore bag.

Damn, I woke up on the wrong side of bed today. Your pretty face needs to slapped and creamed hard by 20 2-cm bastardly willies.

yawn

anyone see this "ballerina ass" shes talking about? i must have missed it.

And the Travelocity thing sucks ass, too. I understand advertising but I hate losing my brilliant posts as I'm usually too shit-bombed to recreate them and then I have write lame ones like this...

Meh,,you lost me right after the only good photo om page 1. average or below after that.

Jesus...her name is ugly and she is ugly ..but she can shoot good pics thats it