For Swoop: Abi Titmuss, Boobies, & The Keeley Hazell Interview
Monday, October 30th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

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Travelocity again! I've given you guys at least a dozen ad clicks to Travelocity. You better bring on some big titties today. [Source]
Is anyone else besides swoop & myself having this problem? I've notified our advertisers & hopefully they can figure it out.
The Keeley Hazell Interview!
Remember, Abi Titmuss @ TotallyTitmuss.com is conducting an interview w/ the boobilicious Keeley Hazell, so if you have any questions for her, please email Abi w/ them.
Here are a few moe juicy photos of PG-13 nakedness & boob grabbing!
























Abi, please send in more BLONDE photoshots with lots of photoshopping. It makes you wankable. And of course, Keeley next to you makes you three times a hot. In fact, can we have two Keeley clones doing each other instead?
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We need more pics like these on shitty mondays. Thanks MoeDawg.
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These make my balls ache. Help me, Abi!
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Looks like Abi's the one that's going to be on top. Can't wait to see the photoshoot where you spank Keeley on your knees while in her Catholic school girl outfit during after school detention.
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They are so hot make"s me horny
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Thank you. That is all.
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Yeah I've got a question.
How is it that the planet didn't implode when the two hottest bitches in the world were half naked in the same room together.
It had to have shifted the Earth on it axis or something.
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holy crap! must toss batch right nooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yes yes................some more typical brainless cheap slappers.
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Help! Pic #3 - her belly button is sliding off her body!
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Dueling media whores.
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Skanks
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omg, so this is what these dirty STD infested bitches do to gain attention? what a couple of losers.
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My hotness meter just melted.
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Tin man...... You are seriously a big looser! She has makeup and plastic surgery and hours, i mean hours of photoshop done to look somewhat decent. You can't even see her face...for obvious reasons. Look at some of her pictures where she is "normal". Fuckin ugly.
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I don't know anything about these women and I don't even know which is which but going by these pics they look fuckable to me.
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susan is right, these nasty canyon twats have been so photoshopped u literally cant tell the 2 apart
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I give those titties FOUR THUMBS UP!!
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Hey Moe, if you ever dedicate a post to me, make sure it's about this greek singer Sasa Basta.
I even got a link for you ungrateful wankers:
www.maximonline.gr/maximgirls/c-girls/114/article.html
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caliban is back, hey, where ya been?
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Perhaps I am a loser, perhaps these pics have been Photoshopped, but I have seen other relatively untouched photos of her (event pics, for example) and I do not think that I am wrong in saying that Keeley is a babe.
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Fap fap fap, SPLAT!!!
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this is a cum fiesta...truly delicious porno sluts at their finest...what STRAIGHT man could not want to be a part of this scene...TRUE FANTASY for real here w/these 2 looking,dreesing,&acting exactly as shown...T&A on them=OUT-FUCKIN'-RAGEOUS...;PP
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PS...for all you fuckin' JEALOUS bastardly HAGS here who don't get why seriously HOTT girls like these 2 do what they do & ENJOY doing it,or how we REAL MEN find this desirable sexually, get a fucking clue & take some goddamn notes please...
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Hey lilyspryte, what's up?
I have been real busy at work unfortunately. Luckily a big project is finished and I have more time on my plate to goof off, now I can criticize people the Bastardly way.
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Slick Rick, you're a dick. And your mother's a hag.
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slick rick is a piece of shit and so is keeley
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To erase all the confusion, Keeley is the one that's acting submissive in all the photos
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btw, thanks moe for the big titties. All four of them.
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wow, these are really nice photos of both of them. You almost don't believe it:
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/27/abi-titmuss-opening-night-...
Ya, I agree with all these other bastardlies. You need to stay blonde. Blonde and sleek hair. Don't ever dye it again (assuming you are a natural blonde).
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THE WONDERS OF PHOTOSHOP.
CAN TURN AN UGLY CUNT INTO A SLIGHTLY LESS UGLY CUNT
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Got any pics where they go muff diving together?
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do you have any pictures of them torturing squirels?
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I don't know which is which but I don't really care.
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I don't know who these ladies are or which is which for that matter but going by these pictures they look fucakble to me.
Sorry if there is a double post, something is not right.
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