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The Keeley Hazell Interview!
Remember, Abi Titmuss @ TotallyTitmuss.com is conducting an interview w/ the boobilicious Keeley Hazell, so if you have any questions for her, please email Abi w/ them.

Here are a few moe juicy photos of PG-13 nakedness & boob grabbing!

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35 Scandalous Comments

Abi, please send in more BLONDE photoshots with lots of photoshopping. It makes you wankable. And of course, Keeley next to you makes you three times a hot. In fact, can we have two Keeley clones doing each other instead?

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:23pm
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We need more pics like these on shitty mondays. Thanks MoeDawg.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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These make my balls ache. Help me, Abi!

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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Looks like Abi's the one that's going to be on top. Can't wait to see the photoshoot where you spank Keeley on your knees while in her Catholic school girl outfit during after school detention.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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They are so hot make"s me horny

http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:57pm
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Thank you. That is all.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 1:04pm
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Yeah I've got a question.
How is it that the planet didn't implode when the two hottest bitches in the world were half naked in the same room together.
It had to have shifted the Earth on it axis or something.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 1:07pm
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holy crap! must toss batch right nooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 1:37pm
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yes yes................some more typical brainless cheap slappers.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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Help! Pic #3 - her belly button is sliding off her body!

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 2:20pm
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Dueling media whores.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 3:10pm
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Skanks

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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omg, so this is what these dirty STD infested bitches do to gain attention? what a couple of losers.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 3:58pm
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My hotness meter just melted.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 4:05pm
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Tin man...... You are seriously a big looser! She has makeup and plastic surgery and hours, i mean hours of photoshop done to look somewhat decent. You can't even see her face...for obvious reasons. Look at some of her pictures where she is "normal". Fuckin ugly.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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I don't know anything about these women and I don't even know which is which but going by these pics they look fuckable to me.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 4:59pm
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susan is right, these nasty canyon twats have been so photoshopped u literally cant tell the 2 apart

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 5:45pm
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I give those titties FOUR THUMBS UP!!

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 5:54pm
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Hey Moe, if you ever dedicate a post to me, make sure it's about this greek singer Sasa Basta.

I even got a link for you ungrateful wankers:

www.maximonline.gr/maximgirls/c-girls/114/article.html

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 5:55pm
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caliban is back, hey, where ya been?

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 6:03pm
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Perhaps I am a loser, perhaps these pics have been Photoshopped, but I have seen other relatively untouched photos of her (event pics, for example) and I do not think that I am wrong in saying that Keeley is a babe.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 10:14pm
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Fap fap fap, SPLAT!!!

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 10:22pm
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this is a cum fiesta...truly delicious porno sluts at their finest...what STRAIGHT man could not want to be a part of this scene...TRUE FANTASY for real here w/these 2 looking,dreesing,&acting exactly as shown...T&A on them=OUT-FUCKIN'-RAGEOUS...;PP

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 7:02am
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PS...for all you fuckin' JEALOUS bastardly HAGS here who don't get why seriously HOTT girls like these 2 do what they do & ENJOY doing it,or how we REAL MEN find this desirable sexually, get a fucking clue & take some goddamn notes please...

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 7:09am
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Hey lilyspryte, what's up?
I have been real busy at work unfortunately. Luckily a big project is finished and I have more time on my plate to goof off, now I can criticize people the Bastardly way.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 10:37am
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Slick Rick, you're a dick. And your mother's a hag.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:42pm
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slick rick is a piece of shit and so is keeley

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:11pm
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To erase all the confusion, Keeley is the one that's acting submissive in all the photos

Thursday, December 21st, 2006 @ 7:08pm
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btw, thanks moe for the big titties. All four of them.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:27pm
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wow, these are really nice photos of both of them. You almost don't believe it:

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/27/abi-titmuss-opening-night-...

Ya, I agree with all these other bastardlies. You need to stay blonde. Blonde and sleek hair. Don't ever dye it again (assuming you are a natural blonde).

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:35pm
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THE WONDERS OF PHOTOSHOP.

CAN TURN AN UGLY CUNT INTO A SLIGHTLY LESS UGLY CUNT

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 12:39pm
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Got any pics where they go muff diving together?

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 1:08pm
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do you have any pictures of them torturing squirels?

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 1:38pm
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I don't know which is which but I don't really care.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 3:59pm
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I don't know who these ladies are or which is which for that matter but going by these pictures they look fucakble to me.

Sorry if there is a double post, something is not right.

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 5:05pm
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