Jessica Alba Won't do Playboy, but Willing to Have Sex in Public! How Sweet.

Krikey! Watch out for the stingrays. Or just sand in your poon...

I honestly don't know why so many people think she's so hot-- looks ordinary as hell to me, especially without makeup. Oh well, maybe it just for her body?

They probably just killed all sea-life within 10 miles with their water-borne STDs

YUP...HE HITTIN IT!!!

she is gettin fucked there u can so tell

TARA, SANTORO, KNOWITALL, CABS SPEAK DE TRUTH. SHES SO BORING AND ORDINARY I WISH EVERYONE ELSE WOULD SE THE FUCKIN LIGHT. I HOPE A SHARK SHEARS HER IN HALF. '
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT

I think she wanted in da butt, but she mighta drowned.

netherhole,

That's fuckin' ridiculous, but hilarious [to me].

Now I know why the Sea is so Salty......

She looks like a plain jane.

shes so beautiful

I want to have sex with her

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I want to have sex with her

GOTTA WAIT FOR CASH WARREN TO FINISH HER OFF AGAIN!!!

This is dumb. They're clearly NOT having sex, they're just getting huggy in the water. Big deal.

oh my god:)

water sex is fun...just not practical...the juices afforded though air sex is much more condusive to fucking...in short, why pee in the pool?...when you can pee in their butt.

SHE IS SO GETTIN THE BONE I'D LIKE 2 BE SERVING HER!!!

it's a shame, but for me she has turned into one of those chicks that you can't stand, but still want to plow thoroughly...so be it...now she wants to act like a hot-ass cinemax late nite movie whore huh...OK...fine w/me then...welcome to the world of ATM jess...what's that?? glad to hear ya like the taste of your own cornhole baby...

Um... "exotic?" No, I'm afraid not. Unless, of course, you're referring to her looking like a shit-slinging, plain Jane ape, in which case, yeah, "definitely exotic."

CABS AND SLICK RICK YOU THE MAN, YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH, SHES JUST AN OLD GUTTERSNIPE 4 STORY PILE OF SOILED TAMPONS SOMEONE FORGOT TO FLUSH.
HER GIANT FEET ARE SO BIG SHE COULD STICK BOTH OF THEM INTO HER TANG AND STILL NOT FEEL IT. FUCKIN PLAIN OLD JANE. DONT LIKE MY OPINION OF SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW

How the hell is that a f*** face? She looks bored at most.

That's the best orgasm she can muster up? She must be really frigid in bed. She probably is only eye candy and nothing more. Not even all the salt water in the world can slick up her tightly shut rectal muscles.

btw-- Travelocity is at it again, Moe. I think it's some javascripto stuff that makes the ad's clickable area super huge, covering all of the page. Damn, dishonest Web Ad people! Tell those ad peeps they suck.

Nah no sex just hugging.
Hot tub sex is ok but ocean sex doesn't float my boat, as it is the water hurts lubrication, it still works but if you are doing it for a proper amount of time you usually have to come out of the water at some point to finish or at the very least get her ass above water level.

Is that Cash Warren, all the pics are the back of his head and it's buzzed I thought his hair was longer?

he has his undies on so no orgasm

i dont think they're doing it, they just happened to catch her doing that face while they're hugging in the ocean.....as much as i want to believe that she's getting it on in public.

yes exotic... not so much with the light hair but still

SOME OF YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION...LIKE THAT FOOL CANT PULL HIS TRUNKS TO THE SIDE AND HIT IT??? HE HITTIN' IT!!! SHE TRYING TO DOWNPLAY IT W/ HER DEMURE F*** FACE BUT HE HANDLIN HIS BIDNESS...

ya if you look at her face on pg 8 she's like "ooh cash we so sly...nobody knows what we are up to! good thing im an actress, so they think we are jus huggin'"
whatev...she maybe famous but the girl's a freak. and there's nothing wrong with that. i heard humping in sea water isn't where it's at though.

You can't be serious? They're just hugging!

And she's not plain! Sure, she's not the most beautiful woman out there, but she is NOT plain! She looks good! (Or rather, used to look good. Now she's too skinny and a little too blonde and a little too tanned...)

Anyway, stop bashing Alba! You're just jealous.

Please, people!!
She's adult and she can do, what she wants, what makes her happy. And she looks happy on those pics. And, what most important-SHE LOOKS PLAIN, but does it means something wrong? She is just human...

Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter 'Alba' in the search field and click on go. The quick and dirty? She's a petty, jealous, mean spirited cow who will not hesitate to spit on the little people and, as I've said before, I've got over a dozen eager victims lined up and waiting for camera time to share their story on television. So no. This is NOT just gossip. It is fact.
And it is also fact that she's been terrorising Vancouver for the better part of a month, in town to shoot Good Luck Chuck with the ubiquitous Dane Cook whose Tom Cruise impersonation remains one of the funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. I still laugh my ass off just thinking about that clip. But I digress. We were talking about Jessica's bad behaviour and we were talking about how she's alienating an entire Canadian city with her snotty demands and her impossibly ungrateful treatment of her fans, from yelling at them, to refusing to speak to them, to siccing her assistant on them whenever she can't be bothered to be friendly.
Now here's the latest. Downtown Vancouver, Robson Street is where shoppers converge. Ms Alba has been taking her dog in to many of the shops, practically sh*tting all over the salespeople, putting things on hold and special ordering items for pick up at a later date because naturally, she's too good to carry her own bags. And PAY for it herself. What happens is that a stylist or a member of the crew will come in later on to haul back her stuff, apparently putting all of it on the film's account, not that any of the merchandise will be worn in the movie but just to keep the little diva happy since she won't stop complaining about the fact that she's committed to this project, seeing as she now reckons she's too good for dinky little projects with dinky up and coming comedians.
She is flanked by four assistants round the clock, when she's not on camera, she's wrapped in a fur blanket and Uggs because there's only been a frickin' record breaking heat wave sweeping through Vancouver, and she's notorious for flipping out if a pretty girl makes her way on set.
Word is, the entire crew can't stand her and none of them were happy with their assignment either, especially since they remember her assy-ness when she was in town for Dark Angel a few years back. But here's where it gets interesting. Last week, the cast and some crew members were flown to Edmonton to shoot a few scenes at the penguin park. On their way there, the plane was HIT BY LIGHTNING, as in 'charred wings' and all!
Now I'm told airplanes are built for these kinds of occurrences and while everyone landed safe and sound, if I were Jessica Alba? I'd start thinking about a little attitude adjustment. It's one thing to invite the wrath of the Goddess onto your own bitchy head but it's entirely another to drag unsuspecting, hard working people down into your personal karmic inferno, you know what I mean? Im sorry, what finishing school did she say she went to?

she does look like crap w/o makeup. and shes got 0 body these days

THAT IS A F*** FACE IF I EVER SEEN ONE!!! SHE WAS IMPALED!!!

what a ho

SO WRONG JONYO...LOOK @ THE FACE SHE IS MAKING...NOT A JUST GETTIN HUGGY FACE...IF THAT WERE THE CASE YOU WOULD SEE HIS FACE...HE'S GIVING HER THE MAYPOLE!!!

SOME OF YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION...LIKE THAT FOOL CANT PULL HIS TRUNKS TO THE SIDE AND HIT IT??? HE HITTIN' IT!!! SHE TRYING TO DOWNPLAY IT W/ HER DEMURE F*** FACE BUT HE HANDLIN HIS BIDNESS...HE "CASH"IN' IN!!!

oops i meant pg 7 not 8 :D

shes definitely not ordinary looking... she has an exotic look whether you think shes pretty or not... its not ordinary

TOO BAD JESSICA DIDN'T DROWN. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKING WHORE JESSICA. FUCKING SLUT JESSICA.

there's a bunch of sharks beating off to this underwater