Happy Bastardly Halloween Everyone!!! Playboy's Tiffany Lang in Boobilicious Body Paint Needs to be Licked!
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Many more Bastardly Costumes below! If you're scheduled to wear a really slutty costume, please remember to send the photos to The Bastardly Photo Department. We will post the photos & have people vote on them. The winner gets a special prize!! Ow!!
- Lindsay Lohan & Her Slutty Halloween Costume
- Nude Heidi Klum Models Her Painted-on Halloween Costume. Yummy!
- Playboy's Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume
- Playboy's Girls Next Door Model Slutty Halloween Costumes! Yay!
- The Bastardly Remembers…Kelli Peters @ October 2005 Playboy Magazine Party
- Slutty Socialite Prostitute Paris Hilton & Her Halloween Costume
- Scarlett Johansson's Halloween Costume is Sexary!
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Bastardly Loves Tipsy Playboy Playmates in Body Paint! Ow!
- Keeley Hazell Sex Tape Fiasco Hits the British Tabloids
- The 2008 FHM Calendar, Skanky Ho Edition
- Dasha Astafieva: January, 2009 Playmate of the Month, 55th Anniversary Playmate AND Hef's Girlfriend!!
- Aubrey O'Day Nude Playboy Pics! You Saw Them Here Last!
I love you Moe! , in a manly way of course.
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I think she has only one landing strip, too. Hmmm... maybe a Hitler mustache. Too distracted by the boobies to concentrate X-Ray vision.
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Wow wow wow! I just don't understand why so few don't paint their lower half as well...
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Dr. Doom, please post proof. Not that I don't believe you, but anything to get more jacking material is appreciated.
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Hideous shoes...
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She has shoes?
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JoeStalin demands we see more of the other chicks from picture #5! That chick on the right looks like she might have a leaky implant. For God's sake man it could be a life or death matter!
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Far better than the last painted on shirt.
At least there's no stretchmarks.
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Looks like poisonous chromium paint to me.
But I'd take my chances.
scooter
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actually she does have stretch marks,check page 3 on her thigh and waist...i think they're cute tho
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hey swoop:
how about Kelly Monaco for starters?
as for pics - google them yourself you lazy bastard, you'll see what I mean.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Why can't the boob surgeons keep the nipples on straight? Is it rocket science?
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well, i see what happened to the farmer's daughter...she turned into a hot little painted-on jackoff fantasy slut & i, for one, mightily approve of her career choice...and wasn't it nice for her to invite her fellow gorgeous-breasted BFF's in pic 5? laadies & gents, the gherkin is now fully armed & ready for launching in T-Minus 9...8...7...
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"She has shoes?"
Friggin priceless, I didn't get below the waist either, I see no reason to look past the knees when looking at a Playboy model. I wonder if they have a "paint remover guy" help them take it off later, like the "oil guy" at photo shoots.
"Is it me, or were Playmates way hotter back in the day? ( by this, I mean early to mid 90’s.. )"
It's hard to say since so many things that men find attractive about women is opinion based. I do think you are right that you will find more women with fake hair, fake breasts, fake tans and a few other fake things more now then before, isn't technology grand.
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Is that a Reggie Bush jersey? Pffff, that is so last year.
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Nice Shoes..
But whats with the feet... The shoesizes didn't go any higher ??? :S
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just what i needed to perk up a shitty day!.....thanks
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Oh come one. They can't find a someone with decent teeth pose for playboy? That girl on page 5 has the nastiest boob job I have ever seen.
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Typical bottle blonde golddigger skank. I'd fuck her, piss on her and throw her into a shallow grave.
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fucking horse
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Nice phat coochie!
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BASTARDLY WRITERS HAVE NO LIFE AND OBSESS OVER A CUNT LIKE KELLY MONACO.FAKE TITTY CUNT KELLY MONACO WORE A SILLY ASS WIG AND HAD FAKE ASS VAMPIRE TEETH LIKE A HIGH SCHOOLER.THE BITCH WORE HER REGULAR WHORE OUTFIT WITH HER DWTS HAS-BEENS FRIENDS LIKE CHERYL BURKE
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FAKE TITTY CUNT KELLY MONACO REAL WHORE OUTFIT IS LAME LIKE HER ACTING ON GH,BASTARDLY WRITERS HAVE NO LIFE AND OBSESS OVER THIS FIXED DWTS HAS-BEEN WINNER
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Send these pics to Lindsey Lohan... this is the proper way to wear a garter.
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yes yes.................another slab of blonde meat. Oh well meat is meat, so it would get used and abused and discarded.
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Is it me, or were Playmates way hotter back in the day? ( by this, I mean early to mid 90's.. )
This new breed of Playmate is wholly average lookin' -fake tits, fake-fried platinum dye job, no hips, no ass, malnourished, and not all that pretty.
Fuck, you can find many, many girls hotter than this whore on pretty much any campus in the SEC/ Pac-10.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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TAINT DA PAINT!!!
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TIFFANY DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED FOR BEING A WHORE. BWAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HOPE TIFFANY GETS GANG RAPED THE FUCKING CUNT. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. TIFFANY DESERVES TO DIE FROM AIDS FOR BEING A SLUT. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I HOPE TIFFANY DIES FROM AIDS THE FUCKING BITCH. MUH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE. I FUCKING HATE THAT SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT. I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH. I FUCKING HATE TIFFANY. TIFFANY FUCKING WHORE. TIFFANY FUCKING CUNT. TIFFANY FUCKING SLUT. TIFFANY FUCKING BITCH.
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