Abi Titmuss guide to becoming a celebrity part 4

Abi Titmuss

Hi guys, its Abi Titmuss here with part 4 of my "how to become a celebrity" guide. At the end of part 3 I was just about to turn the corner into the really naughty part of my career. I was offered a job presenting on a porn channel. The channel itself was pretty tame and all I did was a couple of strip tease videos, nude but nothing too naughty (click here if you want to see these videos at my website) but I made some really good contacts which allowed me to make some good plans for the future.

Shortly after my stint on the porn channel I got offered a part in a celebrity reality TV show called Celebrity Love Island. The show was pretty dumb, just a bunch of good looking guys and girls on a hot island in Fiji prancing around in swimwear and having some horny fun while the public voted for which couple they wanted to get together.

It was here that I met Rebecca Loos. Rebecca is a girl who really knows how to use her body, and yes, before you ask, we did fuck, several times, and it was all captured on camera (click here to get this video from my website) although it was obviously too hot to broadcast on TV. Since I liked the idea of making a porn movie with her I asked Rebecca to join me in my first pro porn production. We had a great time on that video which is on my site, totallytitmuss.com.

From then it was a hop skip and a jump to the life of a celebrity porn star. I'm making my own films now as well as enjoying the odd red carpet event and enjoying the limelight at the odd show. I know I have my critics, and I really don't mind, since I am doing what I always wanted to do, making a career out of enjoying my body and having one hell of a fun ride!

Check out my website, totallytitmuss.com, to read my personal blog and to get all of my hardcore photos and videos.

Tune in next week when I will start my new series, The Abi Titmuss guide to a happy lovelife!

Until next time, stay horny guys!

Abi

XXX

P.S - Its not too late to get questions to me for my Keeley Hazell interview which is taking place this Friday. Post them as comments here, or on my blog, or email them to me at abi@totallytitmuss.com

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26 Scandalous Comments

these posts remind me of that old Eddie Murphy skit on SNL:
Velvet Jones School of Technology
you too can make a livin with out ever leaving the comfort of your bed
send money now for my book
"i wanna be a ho"

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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THIS IS JUST FUCKING SPAM. WE KNOW WHAT YOUR FUCKING SITE - I WISH YOU WOULD FUCK RIGHT OFF THIS SITE. I CRINGE WHENEVER I SEE YOUR POST.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 2:42pm
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John those were good Eddie Murphy skits, as well as Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood. "Oh no children the police are at my door, can you spell fire escape?"

Ok so, she is a porn star that likes women, not exactly a stretch of the imagination.

Did you ever notice how when the discussions turns to their profession they dance around the issue, "making a career out of enjoying my body and having one hell of a fun ride!", just say it, you get paid to fuck on camera. I would have so much more respect for these people if they didn't try to pretend their real actors, or that porn is an art form unless you are blowing that load on a paint canvass.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 3:37pm
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Would you REALLY have more respect for them if they called themselves prostitutes?

I'm with the Wanker. This woman makes me cringe.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 3:46pm
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wtf? soso at best

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 3:50pm
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Are you lot gay or something? A hot babe posts on the site and all you bitch and moan about is the fact that she links to her own site. No one is forcing you to click the links you twats. Frankly I'm amazed that your not cracking one off to the vids shes giving away instead of pissing moaning and whining. And you Wiseman, are the biggest twat of them all. All you do is bitch and moan. Were you bullied as a kid?

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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Wiseman, I mean The_Wanker. Its always you two moaning! You dick heads!

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 4:00pm
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man, this chick is truly attention-starved for a wannabe porn slut...seems to be a common theme here daily, but hey, what's an eternally horny BASTARDLY guy gonna do,right? nevertheless, i gladly endorse her whorish endeavors as long as she continues to keep slutting it up like i've seen her do on video giving BJ's & such w/the gusto any man can appreciate(i.e. good knob slobbering & cum gobbling techniques)...

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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"Would you REALLY have more respect for them if they called themselves prostitutes?"

It might not be fair to compare the two "professions" because they operate under different parameters.
Porno stars are above street walkers, but not by much. The people in porno films don't get to choose their partner either but at least some aspects of the industry are supposed to be regulated for health purposes. I am sure they don't all follow the rules but if I was a porno star I wouldn't sign on with them if they didn't. Street walkers are playing with fire, you run a much higher risk of a disease, being beaten up on a daily basis or worse killed.
I do see what you are saying, if they say "I get paid to fuck" it's the same thing a hooker would say, and you are right in that respect but they are different....jobs (no pun intended).

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 4:11pm
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"A hot babe posts on the site and all you bitch and moan about is the fact that she links to her own site."

I was also thinking something along those lines. I see alot of complaining on many topics for no reason, critique the woman for sure but why complain because she is a "slut". We should never be using that word anyway. I said it before and I'll say it again, women on a whole will never let themselves be free sexually when men keep calling them sluts because they have a healthy sexual appetite. I have a healthy sexual appetite, am I a slut because I love a hot 69, if I could I would do it every night (except Lost night, which is tonight :)

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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clean up in aisle whore. git outt!!

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 5:17pm
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She's NOT HOT. If you've ever seen candids of this girl, she's fat with a side of buttaface. She only looks marginally attractive when heaped with tons of makeup and good lighting. Anyway, these posts she makes are stupid.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 8:28pm
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MEDIA WHORE> Abi Titmoss

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 8:31pm
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Looks like all the haters are in here today.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 8:43pm
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Hate,hate,hate where's Charlie Murphy.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 9:16pm
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yo people. Time for some innocent disclosures.

Abi's in total control of her posts. she can delete & edit anything (comments & posts), but she's very selective w/ what she'll edit & delete. If you're spreading lies about her services, she'll delete it. Basically, don't be a dick & if you're going to bitch, bitch w/ some authority.

We are not getting any money, sex or free handjobs in return for having her post. We are simply nice & want to bring new stuff for you people to bitch at.

LASTLY, send your fucking questions in for Keeley!! Send them to abi@totallytitmuss.com

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 10:01pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 11:35pm
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cil my lanlord....

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 12:24am
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This sucks, my last post at this media whores blog. Long live free porn & freedom of speech. You have to give at least a free 20 second clip, its like a free taste test at Baskin Robbins , once you have them hooked it's paysite time, but I guess they didn't teach you that at Free Handjob School of Sluttery. Seacrest out.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 12:56am
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The only whore that gets my credit card numbers is my wife, the lovely Mrs. Nasty. I know I said that was my last post on Abi A Whore . com but this needed to be said. Long live free porn & free Bangladesh & free the whales. Nasty out.Again

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 1:58pm
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Please don't show it to mine, it would be Mrs. Nasty smack down time.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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"it would be Mrs. Nasty smack down time"

That almost sounds like fun.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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i hate this, i hate that the bastardly made this desicion to hire this lady, its so unbastardly.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:45pm
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I don't get it Gerti. Lots of people like Abi, me included.

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 @ 9:14am
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Whoa dudes whats with the censorship, you took down my post. Abi didn't like her videos given away free????? Man it's only a couple free 18 second clips & some stills. Is the media whore running the show???? Attica, Attica Attica.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 9:20pm
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"The only whore that gets my credit card numbers is my wife"

Good one, I'll have to show that to mine.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 2:01pm
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