For the Bastardly Nerds: The Women of Star Trek: A Tribute, Part One

Where is Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan)?

(I'm posting this from the basement of my mom's house, of course.)

Captain, I think we see an alien camel toe on page two. How should we proceed?

Seven of nine is missing...

I like the first one with the big titties

the first chick is the hottest so far..

I'd take all of them except for kate mulgrew(captain janeway). Her character was annoying.

I would like each of these chicks to klingon to my dik with their mouth.

The woman on page two and eight with the leopard forehead tat probably rocks a bikini.

Clearly, this is just a tease. Six of Nine is by far the hottest, even hotter than the Green Bitch Kirk nailed in the original series.

#2 ha ha ha

So far, none of them.

B'Lanna Torres?

Captain Janeway???!

Slow day @ The Bastardly, eh?

Yep, gonna have to pass on these as well, my mouth is dry. As for the quote, gotta be one of Bones's "dammit Jims". -Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a bricklayer.

1st of all, ERIC---SIX OF NINE??? how dare you besmirch the name of the HOTTEST star trek franchise character(of regular contract player status) ever!! a thousand phaser(set on stun)lashes to you sir...jeri ryan's body, esp. in that body-hugging, cameltoe-diplaying uni, WAS & STILL IS, OUTRAGEOUS although her character in that new "shark" series on cbs that she's in w/craterface james woods isn't supposed to be a sexpot like SEVEN OF NINE(inches that she can safely withstand) was...

oops, almost forgot...for fave quote what else could it be except "Beam me up, Scotty"

"although her character in that new “shark” series on cbs that she’s in w/craterface james woods"

Is that the blonde on Shark because she is lickable, and James Woods may not be a pretty boy but he is a fantastic actor and has been since movies like The Boost and Salvador, but I bet you could get him to cringe by mentioning Videodrome.

Am I the only one who thought that Nana Visitor is amazingly pretty? Not to mention she has a really hot ass.

Jolene Blalock (the first girl) is really the only one of these that I find hot.

The Original Series has a lot of good-looking guest stars thou. And you gotta love the mini skirts that all female crew members of the Enterprise wear - yum!

Actually, the name "7 of 9" was always a mistranslation from the original Borg, due to a tragic misunderstanding of the Borg counting base. Her name is actually "2 of 38."

band camp.

wtf!!!!!!!! how could you forget deanna troi?!

Yay!! I am a trekkie, so here goes...
I love Dr. Crusher but Tasha Yar was the hottest on the next generation until her untimely demise.

Seven of Nine is probably the hottest of all time followed by the Vulcan chick.

Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis?) has always been overrated with her weak ass empathic abilities.

I'd grab those big blowjob ears and throat fuck her.

The phrase "Beam me up, Scotty" was never acutally uttered on the show, geez.

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1. Sherry Jackson. Delectable android girl (What Little Girls Are Made Of).
Ashley Judd's Robin Lefler was cute.
Teri Hatcher was on TNG, with big 80's hair.

[McCoy] "Well, I think Mr. Chekov's right. We ARE in a lot of trouble"

I can't believe I'm so big a nerd that I would remember this, but the hottest woman in all of Star Trek was in the original series episode where Kirk loses his memory and lives with an Indian tribe. The chick he gets set up with was ridiculously hot. Second place has got to go to one of those green women that pop up in the series.

But if we're talking regular characters, then Jeri Ryan gets my vote as hottest.

Toe of camel, eye of newt, which one shows the sloppiest coot?

OK, it takes a Star Trek post to finally get me to comment but here goes...

7 of 9 and T'pol are by far the sexiest of the entire run of Trek shows. God help anyone who thought Dr. Crusher was hot.

I myself, however, was always partial to Hoshi Sato. She better be in with part 2 of this thing.

Oh and my favorite line is "Let's make sure history never forgets the name...Enterprise!"

Ho Moe, here ya go.

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/trekwomen_seven_sites.html

Slick Rick dude. You're a gay star trekkie nerd. Stop being such a big whopping geek.

Nana Visitor with the longer hair is the bomb. Mmmmm, she did that Russian agent in Dr. Bashir's holo suite program. Oooh-fah!

Lt. Uhura, of course... the original. How in the fuck could you leave her out? That was a rhetorical question.

http://www.nf.au.dk/~startrek/sfaab/pictures/uhura.jpg
http://www.newstrekker.com/series_tos/pic_bios/uhura.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~rebka/uhura.jpg
http://serialfuturama.ic.cz/storage/0_Uhura_1.jpg

Tasha Yar was the hottest one of em all, she started my fetish for short haired tomboys who know how to kick ass.

I just can't stand Seven of Nine since it seemed like she was the kind of evil bitch slut that just smacks the nice young innocent girl out of the picture because the producers feelt it would grab them more ratings, so out with the respectful, cute as a button and beautiful Kes, (who i always considered to be the heart and soul of Voyager) and brought in some big boobed bimbo (who just to let you guys know, not all her implants were borg in origin) and sold their 'soul' in the process

as for each series
Voyager = Kes is best
DS9 = Ezri
TNG = Tasha

All time = Tasha

there are 3 parts total, so something might pop up in those...

I guess I'll wait for part 2 & 3.... pass on these

page 3 has bizarrely padded boobs. lol.

Terry Ferrell, Page 2 & 8. She and Jeri Ryan were high on hottness. I could not get into Jolene Blalock. She is sexy and all, but in reallity is like a box of rocks. Now Kristi Alley as Saavik in the 3rd movie. THAT was a stretch!

I'm totally lost. hah

I have no idea what 6 of 9 is. I swear. post some sample links, damn it!!

i would have crazy mind-melded vulcan sex with t'pol
in the decontamination chamber

both Jeri Ryan and Marina Sirtis are missing! but this is only Part 1 so perhaps they're just saving the best for last, eh? and what about Ashley Judd? she did a few TNG episodes... oh, and Majel too...

You forgot Ezrie, Jadzia's replacement for her Dax symbient.