Bastardly Memories: Lindsay Lohan w/ Boyfriend #34, Harry Morton
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

And, I thought they would've gotten married when he oh-so gentlemanly cupped her boobies for the beautiful members of the paparazzi.























I have pretty much run out of things to say about this girl, she's not impressive as an actress, her looks are overrated badly and she seems to have a lame personality judging by the crap that spews from her mouth. Where is the humility and professionalism? Hmm, I guess I had a few more things to say.
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i dont care what anyone says, id let her blow me....
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Herpes.
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Lindsay Lohan. Slut. Drunk. Bulimic. Etc.,
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
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"i dont care what anyone says, id let her blow me…."
I can understand that it sounds about right, many men would let a woman they loath or just dislike suck their cock. The question isn't why let her but why not let her, it's a BJ. Ah but here is a question, you would let her blow you highiron69 but would you reciprocate?
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She's morphing into the Tara Reid category. I'd hit it, but I'd double wrap it and short stroke it.
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double wrapping increases the chances of breakage
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"double wrapping increases the chances of breakage"
Do people actually do this? One ruins the feel as it is I can't imagine two.
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"sure caliban, you wouldnt? anyone would be stupid not to…. "
It's a tough call, if she blew or was blowing me I would feel it incumbent upon me to reciprocate, but I REALLY have to feel attracted to a woman to lick her pussy. I can't just think she is cute I have to feel passion strongly for her body before I can let go completely. It's when your pulse quickens, your heart starts beating faster, you begin to feel flush in the face and this is just from our tongues making contact for the first time. I know it may sound silly but there you go, many things for me start with motivation.
I could explain it better but I am sure no one wants to hear it, besides it's 4:30 here, quittin time :)
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I would not only let her blow me - I would love to bang her... often and in as many different ways as I could think of... y'all say she is slutty as though that was a bad thing...
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god bless the no good, trashed out, dirty slutz. I personally think that filthy skank, Kelly Hu eould be a better fuck than Lohan.
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yeah I know double wrapping is not smart. it was just an expression. I would not bang her for fear of catching the HIV.
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i'd fuck her till she cries with tears of pain and pleasure.
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ewwwwwwwwww
wtfffffffffffff
shez nottttt hottt
get overrr ittt
she was better b4
she looked good in mean girls
buh now shez all uglyyyyyyyyyy
she looks like she has HIV
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Everytime I see this freckle face bonehead, she just makes me think that her cooch smell like overcooked cabbage or something.....she just looks like she smells. blech.....
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She's getting FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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i'm still not entirely sick of this young hoser either...in fact, i'd LIKE TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF HER(69 incl.) b/c the potential for her is still on the upswing both physically & professionally...besides, i have a "lifetime masters" in doing the eliza doolittle thing(reforming a supposed slutty or "uncultured" girl)w/naive sexy hussies like lindsay...didn't really notice the nice definition on her quads before until now(right below that hot freckled firecrotch)...me like that...LMAO
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She has ugly knees.
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Damn...........I would not go near that!...Imagine the new desease they will find one day after a blood test....probably more devistating than AIDS!
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she has narrow hips and big thighs--eww
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Lyndsey Lohan is a beautiful girl. Exquisite bone structure, gorgeous hair, and a very unique sense of style. Classically beautiful.
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sure caliban, you wouldnt? anyone would be stupid not to....
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