Bastardly Memories: Lindsay Lohan w/ Boyfriend #34, Harry Morton



And, I thought they would've gotten married when he oh-so gentlemanly cupped her boobies for the beautiful members of the paparazzi.


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I have pretty much run out of things to say about this girl, she's not impressive as an actress, her looks are overrated badly and she seems to have a lame personality judging by the crap that spews from her mouth. Where is the humility and professionalism? Hmm, I guess I had a few more things to say.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 3:05pm
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i dont care what anyone says, id let her blow me....

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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Herpes.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 3:22pm
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Lindsay Lohan. Slut. Drunk. Bulimic. Etc.,

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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"i dont care what anyone says, id let her blow me…."

I can understand that it sounds about right, many men would let a woman they loath or just dislike suck their cock. The question isn't why let her but why not let her, it's a BJ. Ah but here is a question, you would let her blow you highiron69 but would you reciprocate?

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 4:16pm
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She's morphing into the Tara Reid category. I'd hit it, but I'd double wrap it and short stroke it.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 5:22pm
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double wrapping increases the chances of breakage

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 5:33pm
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"double wrapping increases the chances of breakage"

Do people actually do this? One ruins the feel as it is I can't imagine two.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 6:02pm
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"sure caliban, you wouldnt? anyone would be stupid not to…. "

It's a tough call, if she blew or was blowing me I would feel it incumbent upon me to reciprocate, but I REALLY have to feel attracted to a woman to lick her pussy. I can't just think she is cute I have to feel passion strongly for her body before I can let go completely. It's when your pulse quickens, your heart starts beating faster, you begin to feel flush in the face and this is just from our tongues making contact for the first time. I know it may sound silly but there you go, many things for me start with motivation.

I could explain it better but I am sure no one wants to hear it, besides it's 4:30 here, quittin time :)

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 6:27pm
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I would not only let her blow me - I would love to bang her... often and in as many different ways as I could think of... y'all say she is slutty as though that was a bad thing...

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 6:41pm
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god bless the no good, trashed out, dirty slutz. I personally think that filthy skank, Kelly Hu eould be a better fuck than Lohan.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 8:01pm
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yeah I know double wrapping is not smart. it was just an expression. I would not bang her for fear of catching the HIV.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 8:07pm
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i'd fuck her till she cries with tears of pain and pleasure.

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 8:53pm
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ewwwwwwwwww
wtfffffffffffff
shez nottttt hottt
get overrr ittt

she was better b4

she looked good in mean girls

buh now shez all uglyyyyyyyyyy

she looks like she has HIV

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 10:02pm
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Everytime I see this freckle face bonehead, she just makes me think that her cooch smell like overcooked cabbage or something.....she just looks like she smells. blech.....

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 1:02am
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She's getting FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:31am
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i'm still not entirely sick of this young hoser either...in fact, i'd LIKE TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF HER(69 incl.) b/c the potential for her is still on the upswing both physically & professionally...besides, i have a "lifetime masters" in doing the eliza doolittle thing(reforming a supposed slutty or "uncultured" girl)w/naive sexy hussies like lindsay...didn't really notice the nice definition on her quads before until now(right below that hot freckled firecrotch)...me like that...LMAO

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 6:51am
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She has ugly knees.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:25pm
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Damn...........I would not go near that!...Imagine the new desease they will find one day after a blood test....probably more devistating than AIDS!

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 3:21pm
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she has narrow hips and big thighs--eww

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 1:01pm
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Lyndsey Lohan is a beautiful girl. Exquisite bone structure, gorgeous hair, and a very unique sense of style. Classically beautiful.

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 10:55pm
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sure caliban, you wouldnt? anyone would be stupid not to....

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 6:03pm
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