The Bastardly Minute With...Martine McCutcheon
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Martine McCutcheon (born Martine Kimberley Sherri Ponting on May 14, 1976) is an English singer and Olivier award-winning actress.
n 1999 McCutcheon unleashed herself as a new solo pop-artist with Virgin Records, surprising critics and doubters alike by scoring a number 1 in the UK Singles Chart with the ballad Perfect Moment (originally recorded by Edyta Górniak in 1997, a Polish leading female artist). The song was a global success reaching number 1 not only in the UK, but in Israel, Italy, Switzerland & Ireland too. That same year she scored two more top 10 hits, reaching number 6 with the singles I've Got You and later Talking in Your Sleep, which was recorded for the Children in Need appeal with all proceeds being donated to that cause. All three singles were taken from her debut album You, Me and Us, which peaked at number 2 in the British Album charts and was certified as double platinum. [Wiki]
not the best but not the worst on here either. she would look god face down, ass up !
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Even though she obviously has a cavernous vagina, I'd treat her to the Toledo Flagpole, followed by the Argentinian Meatball Sandwich, concluding with the Denver Dishwasher. Oh, and of the course the Katrina Marina.
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she's okay. but that is one ugly outfit- she's a little too old for rhinestones and sequins.
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ehh...I'd fuck her in the butt I guess.
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Doable just nothing to brag about.
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She's almost as boring as Flabi Shitmouse. (P.S. I personally am gonna boycott her retarded posts. If she doesn't wanna give a free short clip from her site, I say piss on her, she ain't worth the time or effort. Not that I care, I just personally didn't agree what she did to Buck Nasty's post. She should have made that clear when she started.)
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"I say piss on her"
That's extra :)
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Yes, slammable after a beer or two.
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What the fuck is she wearing?
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Looks like a bedazzler puked on her pants.
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she won't be smiling when Beelzebub comes for her soul.
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Personally, I'm not into fat slags...
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Fuck you asshole, john
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oh my, did JOJO grow up all of a sudden? she's kinda harmless looking enough on the outside, but i suspect that SHE HAS AN INNER WHORE just waiting to be unleashed...you can tell she has those baby-making hips too by the front spread of those jeans...MILFish is the word of the day here...she's got a friendly, fuckable vibe that i wouldn't mind investigating...
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ew...chunky like a cow
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http://www.myspace.com/martinemcc
Her body and her song "Secret Garden" give me a big stiffy!
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Shes delicious, gorgeous..!
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her face looks bovine
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