Loni Anderson & Tori Spelling - The Bastardly's First Ever All-Butta Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Friday, November 3rd, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
So is this meat face known as Loni Anderson? Let's see...
Loni Kaye Anderson (born August 5, 1945) is an American actress, best known for her role as "Jennifer Marlowe" on the television sitcom WKRP in Cincinnati and as a former wife of Burt Reynolds (from 1988 to 1993). Her divorce from Reynolds was a bitter, well-publicized debacle.
Her most famous acting role came as the highly-paid, sexy, intelligent, and incredibly efficient receptionist Jennifer Marlowe on WKRP in Cincinnati. She has also been in various movies. She teamed with Lynda Carter in the 1984 series Partners in Crime. Anderson made a series of cameo appearances on television shows in the late 1990s and early 2000s, such as the Spellmans' "witch-trash" cousin on Sabrina, The Teenage Witch and Vallery Irons' mother on V.I.P.. She currently stars in the VH1 series So NoTORIous. [Wiki]
Time for a lame ass Bastardly Poll...
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That is so funny...it is at 50% for each...Old vs. Fugly? Who knows...either Loni is very petite or Tori is hu...mungus...ouch...and yucky!
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oh
my
god!!!!!!!!!!
i don't which is worse
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If I had to choose I would like to think Tori would win, but that is not saying much. It's just Loni looks like she has had so much work done she looks unnatural. Tori on the other hand under very dim lighting (or none) and extreme beer goggles (double vision) is probably doable.
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loni is now the new poster child for plastic surgery, unbelievable. i agree with the beer goggles comment. she is loaded though, and the average bastard reading this can overlook alot of flaws with money, anyone that says different is lying through thier teeth....
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What a Hobson's choice. I'd just have to keep my eye's closed, so that I would never be sure which one I did. This gives me plausible deniability.
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^^^NICE ONE!
Who am I bullshitting.....if I was drunk enough, I'd do both.
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it'd have to be loni. hell, i'd do her sober. she lookes like 'the joker' now, but she was so hot on wkrp, she'll always have a special place in my heart.
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Loni was at least obviously cute at one time, just old/too much plastic surgery since then..Tori's horse face has been ugly forever..
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She does have a horse face.
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LOL @ post#6
Double LOL @ Post #10 - Ninja, my screen almost exploded when I clicked on this thread lol.
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see, the thing w/tori(even though i'd tittyfuck those ginormous fake badboys of hers) is that she's just so NATURALLY FUG-FACED...always has been too, ever since daddy put her on the map in 90210...when loni was in her WKRP heyday, she was NEVER CONSIDERED FUGLY by the viewing masses like tori was & still is...as it stands TODAY, NEITHER ONE IS A TROPHY GIRL, but loni was clearly more well-thought of in her prime...
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Can anyone tell me who's the youngest with the least plastic in her?
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OMG... both are fucking ugly!
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Loni was married to Burt Reynolds, right? Her plastic is better than his. That's some true shit!
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That won't be lesbian. Tori is a man. Look at that face! That's a dude with a wig!
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I've always liked older chicks, so I'd go with Loni. But good God. Talk about the lesser of two evils.
Speaking of being older, I'm probably a little bit more, uh, advanced than the average Bastardly reader. Anyway, some of you will probably have extreme difficulty believing this, but there was a brief time when Loni was seriously considered one of the most ridiculously beautiful woman in the world.
If you were a 13 year old straight boy in 1979, she was on your mind...a lot.
Damn, why don't they just grow old gracefully? Better to be old and dignified than a clownish characturture (sp?)!
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Awww, maaan! People fucking tell me all the goddam time that I look like Tori. Ever since 90210. It made no difference if her hair was cropped and platinum while mine was long and dishwater; people still somehow saw a resemblance. I've never taken it as a compliment; I never thought she was cute. People have actually tried to convince me that she's gorgeous, and I just don't know how to take that. Are they just trying to wrench foot from mouth or do they really think she's hot and that I'm the one with the faulty cute-o-meter? The only time I considered the comparison a compliment was when someone told me that SHE looks like a caricature of ME. Anyway, lately I've noticed that she actually is starting to look pretty. However, I haven't been able to decide if my judgement is clouded by my respect for the way she's handled her crazy stepmother. So I just learned a moment ago that yep, she looks prettier because I like her more. Shit. I can only hope that I might grow old more gracefully... Maybe since all my parts are the same age there will be a bit more harmony as they slowly turn gray? Please dear God save me from Fugliness...
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These pictures make me want to punch my balls of and move to the Himalayan monastery in Ace Ventura 2.
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I've always had a bone for Loni since WKRP.
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Long face and wide face.
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both uglyy as hell.
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Loni Anderson & Tori Spelling - The Bastardly’s First Ever All-Butta Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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I'd turn queer before I'd do either of them.
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these pictures are off the fugly meter. never before has my screen held so much uglyness.
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i have a question: why drawn together from comedy central hates tori spelling???
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