Bastardly Hot or Not: Maria Kirilenko, Russian Tennis Phenom
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Maria Yuryevna Kirilenko (Russian: МариÌÑ Ð®Ìрьевна КирилеÌнко; born January 25, 1987 in Moscow) is a Russian professional tennis player. She won her first WTA Tour title in 2005, beating Anna-Lena Groenefeld 6-3, 6-4 in the China Open. She is a good friend of Maria Sharapova. She is affectionately called Makiri. [Wiki]

























she's better looking than sharapova
sweaty, grunty faces and all
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I have a pair of fuzzy balls that I would let her train with.
Why is it that all these hot tennis players are from Russia? All the american tennis players are butta faces but the russians are all extremely hot. This chick is SMOKIN!!!
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I'd grudgingly give her one, but only if she grunts with every thrust like most female tennis players.
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GREAT VIDEO OF HER ON YOU TUBE. WHAT A FREAKING BABGE.
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What are they putting in the water over there???! It's like, an avalanche of hot tennis players.
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yes yes...............she would get the old bending over the table and slamming treatment.
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come on guys,
This one, like Sharapova, and Kournikova before her, is overrated. Could be because most other female players are fugly that their relative "hotness" gets way overstated ? You know, like some bizarre novelty act.: "Female tennis player that doesn't look like a dude."
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Man she looks hot in that video, thanks Joe! I agree, not your average hot tennis player.... now Russia needs a playboy tennis version...
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I would not kick Sharapova out of bed, but I don't think she is quite as hot as Kirilenko. I mean, look at this pic of Sharapova...
http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=getty-tennis-aut-wta-sharapova_10...
She is rather plain looking. I think what makes her seem so hot is that she is tall with long gorgeous legs that most of us would love to have wrapped around our face. But she is still pretty boring looking. Kirilenko has an exotic look to her and a body that won't stop. I'd give the nod to Kirilenko but would kick niether out of my bed, especially if they were in in together.
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I'd beat her with my Junk,
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Mild case of Russian tennis vagina. Bring your Glade and noseplugs.
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I will say the Russkis have come a long way since that dyke bitch Navratilova. There's still a few weird looking ones, but man some I would ride hard and put away wet.
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Hot
Female tennis players had to develop their upper body, so by essence aren't exactly lingerie models. But some are still pleasant to the eye.
Barbara Schett is a former player, she has a cute/sexy face and huge knockers.
Anastasia Myskina has a nice body. But i'd hit her mother as she is beautiful :) (and probably had rhinoplasty, which her daughter should think about)
Elena Dementieva has maybe the nicest ass in the wta
Petra Mandula and Mary Pierce both have some huge knockers too.
Daniela Hantukova is thin, thus stayed quite feminine. But don't often win.
And the czech fed cup team has the best looking gals.
Overall i think Anna Kournikova must be the most attractive tennis player of all time.
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hmmmm, i know it isn't a contest between sharapova and this bitch. i just gotta say sharapova is hotter.
while not ugly, kirilenko tends to look decent when she ain't sweating like a pig (page 9 is hot). she's also got a smidge of the masculine look in a few pics.
i'd fuck her till her nose bleeds and fuck her for it bleeding.
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Only her rack is better than Sharapova's, who is the overall winner.
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ANYWAY...ALL THE RUSSIANS ARE BITCHES;)
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is that the female tennis player that screams everytime she hits the ball? can you just imagine? I would have to stuff her face with a tennis ball...just so she wasn't as loud as lassie...that shit would drive me crazy!
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All these russian bitches look the same.
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She's pretty attractive, on part with Sharapova...nowhere near the hotness attained by Anna Kournikova.
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she is f..king hot
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DOOM's mad.. all tennis players r ugly according 2 gim..daft bugger.. unlike ur lovey-dovey adriana lima who has 5 coats of make up on themselves.. tennis players got none,when they r playin.. so u gotta rate them accordingly.. female athletes shud be judged with that in mind..
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meh
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A Sharapova and Kirilenko partnership would be great specially if they do it naked and in bed with me.
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I know nothing about Maria. I assume she's a very nice girl. Her body and her heartbreaking beauty put Kournikova and Sharapova, very hot, hottt babes, into a very distant second place. Hottest tennis babe, before Maria came around, - Hana Mandlikova.
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sharapova looks like a black guy in that pic
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GREAT VIDEO OF THIS HOTTIE... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Usgr1NYys&mode=related&search=
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Doom must be gay. This teniss chick is HOT and you know it. If she walked into a room every guy in the room would stand at attention and salute her. And since she's in such great shape, I'm sure she could do the horizontal aerobics all night long.
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Hottest babe in East Krackastan.
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Hey DirtBag.
You shouldn't assume shit about people. Nowhere did I say I wouldn't do her if given the opportunity. All I said is that she isn't as hot as you guys are making her out to be. The perception of these Russian tennis chicks as "super hot" is skewed because of the ugliness of the vast majority of female professional athletes. When you pair her with non-jock hotties, these chicks are average, at best. Hell, Heather Mitts (pro female soccer) blows any of these Russian tennis chicks (Anna included) away.
That was my point.
And just to be sure, yes, Dirtbag, I'd dick her down well into next week.
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She's cute, but a real cold fish. It'd be like shagging an uninterested popsicle
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maria sharapova is fucking hot than most girls
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Nice tennis balls.
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DAMN!!!!!!!! I love seeing sexy ladies in tennis outfits.
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Not as sexy as some of the other ladies of tennis; however, I love seeing athletic women on moejackson.com.
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