Bastardly Lady of the Day - Elisabeth
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Elisabeth writes:
I am Elisabeth. (The last black and white photo is me, I'm an art student and I did those for a project)
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I'd go lesbian for Scarlet Johanson. She's nice all over.
Do you like your boobs?
They're on the small side but I like them.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I wouldn't sleep with an old guy for that much, I got my dignity.
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I've gotten Audrey Hepburn and Charlize Theron, which I don't see but it did work for my boyfriend.
What makes you Bastardly?
My bastardly cuteness.
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huh? zero material to work with.
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She's beaaautiful!
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VERY pretty face. Not "classically" beautiful, but she just grows on you w/ every photo.
Angel is totally right - not enough skin for this forum. Too bad - from what I can see, any addl photos couldn't be bad.
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i'd cum inside you.
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No matter what guys say here.... I think you are beatiful.... but #5 is right.... we cant be that sure that body is yours... whatever, you are really a cute girl
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She's purdy. I want to see the muffin,can & bresssessssseseeses though.
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Geeky and asexual, not very feminine.
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i think u r cute. i really liked u in the first pix. still, be prepared to be ripped apart. Here ppl usually like slutty who r not too sluttty and who have huge boobs.
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Beautiful. The eyes are especially lovely.
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Great eyes, I like your hair, too. Very pretty gal.
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Radiantly beautiful.
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That B&W makes me think she would look good pregnant. Much like #9 got there first.
Real hot thoguh - right up my alley.
Send in some more of those B & W's from your project girl!
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People please excuse Buck Nazi..............the only tits he's seen are his sisters.
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Cute face, nice body.
The best BLOTD I've seen in a while.
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Yes, but if she required any real effort, I'd probably quit
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She's cute and all, but her answers irritate me for some reason. And don't pretend you are all artsy-fartsy when you are sending photos to a site called the Bastardly. Another insecure, approval seeking kid. But I guess that's what BLOTD is all about.
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Shut up Wisemam. Go play with you man-boobs. If any one would like to see Wisemam, he was winner if man-boobs of the month on www.manboobs.co.uk/ he is the one down on the left , nice rack dude.
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she's really cute, but this is boring...
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um...charlotte church church post gastic bypass, maybe?
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She's really pretty and seems like a genuine person. Love her eyes.
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Now we all really now wiseman is gay! SHE IS HOT!
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Gorgeous! Will you marry me? :)
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LISTEN UP YOU SKANKS...MYSPACE PHOTOS SUCK ASS. We need a full body MQ or better shot to assess.
Current data shows that I would have to start out by busting her in the face. Nothing personal honey, but I gotta reset that crooked beak of yours. I might nut on your face first, so I can do the jelly donut.
Overall, nothing great, nothing bad. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but nothing I'd chase down in a club either.
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art students are fucking annoying.
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she seems okay, but in almost every shot her hair is covering her face, except for the first and last. It's just something that bothers me. Yay for someone finally not overrating themselves/ fat.
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Theres not a damn thing wrong with your nose. Cute and young, lucky for you!
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crest.whitening.strips.bitch
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why do all of these chicks lie about sleeping with an old dude for 3 million dollars?? You have your dignity huh? You wouldn't sleep with an old dude for money which would probably set you for a long time but you put your picture on some website where people will dog your ass out and call you bitches and hoes?? Stop lying. shit.
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looks like tina majorino whatsherface
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Cute. Looks like a skinny version of Amy from Evanescence.
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art fag alert!
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Hello... I'm not an "art fag" who thinks a pair of underpants on a table is art, that's just stupid and I submitted these to see what people think of me without knowing me, hence, the short answers. My hair is like that because I'm a model and that's how they made it. And that is a naked pic of me, you'll just have to take my word for it. If not, oh well.
Bye.
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i get to post under elizabeth... :)
anyway just *wow* to all things elizabeth/thanks for everything !!! :)
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WTF is with all the chics saying they'd go lesbo for Scarlette Johanson!? ILck!!!
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i think her face looks kinda scary!!! Especially her eyes. Just weird, this girl
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I agree with #44, and I love your eyes.
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I want to date you.
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Pretty eyes and pretty face.
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i hate art
but i like this chick
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i like her.
she's pretty.
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very pretty girl. seems very nice and gah...lovely eyes!
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She's pretty. I'd stretch her sphincter.
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Boobies, yes yes yes!!
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Wiseman goes by the name "DON" on this site, congrats on being selected for current manboobs of the month champion Don "Hooters" Wisemam.
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I'd tear that pussy up.
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As an art student, I bet you view your body as something to sketch or a photo opportunity...but the guys on here view your body as a fine piece of meat and will want to see much more than this artistic viewpoint to be satisfied! You are missing THAT perspective in this presentation!
You're a pretty girl...neat color eyes!
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Outstanding eyes.
Beautiful skin.
Pretty hair.
The nose could stand some rhinoplasty - a little narrowing of the bridge.
Thank you for not pouting, "fish lipping", flipping off the camera or sticking your tongue out.
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She's cute. And thats enough. of course you have to wonder about her sanity in submitting her pictures to this motley crew...
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Is that a clean shaven love muffin? I think she's yummy.
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lame answers. lame pictures.
cute face though...ill give her that.
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Okay, we finally have some skin but no proof it's yours. WTF???
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She seems like that friend you had as a kid you never realized was a girl until she started growing boobs...
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