Abi Titmuss gets horny and crazy down under with young Australian babe

Abi Titmuss
Hi guys, I'm having so much fun here in Australia. The girls are sooooo hot! A little while ago I got together with a little brunette cracker at a party for the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here crew. We had so much fun together. I think I've got a thing for Brunettes! And, we made a video together, a very naughty video, just the sort that you guys love to watch! Click here to get it now!
Abi Titmuss and new brunette stunner
She wouldn't give me her name but that didn't stop me taking her back to my room and having my way with her on film. She had such a tight little body that I just couldn't resist here. We had such a great time, and she loved the thought of being filmed.
Abi Titmuss dirty dancing with new brunette
So, while you waiting for me to type up the Keeley Hazell interview and get the photos sorted out that I mentioned to you yesterday you can all have a jolly good time while watching this new lovely sexy lesbian film I've done for you. Click here to download it for free now!

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37 Scandalous Comments

Media whore & some nasty kangaroo cunt. What did she smell like down under,shrimp on the Barbie.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:20pm
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A winks as good as a nod to a blind bat. Your wife, is she into photography. Click,click,snap,snap say no more. That is killer stuff Caliban,I love the old Python.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:25pm
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Oh yes, things are getting good now! This is what we want! Less talk, more pictures, more action!

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:29pm
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yes yes................no doubt this slab of meat would get thoroughly used and abused. Thats the way to deal with a ho.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:31pm
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I saw the video of her lickatating on the black chicks munchatation situation,the action scenes were pretty hot, but the video quality was very, very,very poor, was your old man beating the bishop when he was filming this shit,the camera was shaking like a blind faggot at a weenie roast. You can find a nice 4min. clip for free on yahoo videos.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:53pm
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Yeah, I got the free clip from somewhere else, its all over the place, nothing like the stuff she's doing now though, I thought she was going to have a go at being a TV presenter but she's become some sort of full on amateur celeb pornstar.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 6:36pm
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Abi:

Some unsolicited comments and advice:

Diggin' the blonde hair - that's your look, stop fucking around with the brunette look, it looks horrible on you.

Anyway, you strike me as a super cock-tease - you fuck around with this bullshit soft-core lesbo shit and you talk about how hot to trot you are and your moronic sex tapes with D-list "celebrities" (read: media whores)... Whatever.

Here's a hint if you want to make some real cash peddling internet porn: with the fellas, that soft care lesbo garbage gets old, real quick. Quit fucking around with this weak bullshit and do some real super-whore porn - you know, hook up with Rocco Siffredi or Justin Slayer and his crew, or go fucking nuts on the lesbo angle with strap ons, fetish and shit like that. Then we'll see just how fucking nasty you can be.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

p.s. Is "Titmuss" your real last name? That's fucking classic. How fitting.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 7:44pm
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Doesn't the lesbian thing ever get old?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 8:10pm
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Who the fuck is Abi Titmuss and why is her ass famous?

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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She looks like Lucy Lawless with like 10 extra pounds in the face, and some bad make up

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 9:58pm
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i agree with doom.

abi, this shit is pansy...step it up.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:05pm
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What the fuck is this? I stop visiting the Bastardly daily and stupid shit like this pops up the next time I come and ruins the whole let's bash ulgy ass putrid tits celebrity (and non celebrities) skanks Bastardly that I loved... WTF!!!??? And who is this overweight bitch?

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 1:24am
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I'm with Mar?a... this $2 whore is causing me to lose my respect for the bastardly. Even if her posts were half serious... but all she does is plug her site and porno. Thats not cool man.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 2:53am
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not pretty at all,looks like a totally random average mom at community college or something.
you need to stop, seriously.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 2:59am
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Funny how you all bitch about her posting "porn" when half of the "men" on this site brag about fucking women all the damn time, grow up and stop being hypocritical. Your no better than her with your sick ass perverted thoghts and fantasies. Get your fucking paws off your dick maybe your ass can see the daylight.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 3:03am
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thoughts*

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 3:04am
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I love Abi! Some of you guys don't know when you've got it good. She posts her and puts up nice photos and you start slagging her off. Its a bloody good job she's ignoring you. Abi, if you are reading this KEEP POSTING STUFF, the people that love things don't reply much, only the people that hate stuff. Can't wait to see the schoolgirl stuff.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 8:04am
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Oh my god. That is no babe!
I don't like this woman.
A bit.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 9:20am
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Nasty bitch!....Great,another internet cum-dumpster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 9:54am
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Damn she looks fugly!

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 10:11am
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Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 10:29am
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Buck Nazi...............go and lick your mums arse you scumbag.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 12:10pm
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Its not lesbianism if you only do it for male attention.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 12:12pm
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she makes me want to upchuck

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 12:58pm
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I hope the little whore she fucked on tape is underage and she gets her ass thrown in jail for child pornography. Filthy slut.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 1:57pm
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Ms. Titmuss,

Your friend needs to buy some shoes that fit. She's got a wicked bad case of toe overhang in the fronts of her shoes. Thank you.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 2:31pm
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Yo Abi! Keep up the good work babe and ignore the fudge packers like The_Wanker and io. They are gay. Very gay. Very, very, very gay.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 6:24pm
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Hey Buck:

Hell yeah, lesbo shit gets old. Or perhaps I am getting desensitized to porn, or maybe Abi just isn't hot enough to pull it off.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 8:26pm
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I don't think there is anything hotter that 2 good looking babes munching the rug.I am not a big fan of the diesel dykes though.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 8:54pm
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Ummm ewu, pass on both.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 6:41pm
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grow up and stop being hypocritical. Your no better than her with your sick ass perverted thoghts and fantasies. Get your fucking paws off your dick maybe your ass can see the daylight.

lmao!that was hilarious!PAWS!.....but yes this shit is old,go sit your filthy ass down somewhere you neanderthal looking sllluuuuuuuuuuuuuut!was that mean?i don't like to be mean but really trick,do you have one SHRED of shame?

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 8:28pm
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hi plees i went sexy clip babes porn

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 @ 5:44am
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If it's all about money and fame then she should take some of her profit and get a nose job (rhinoplasty). I think I liked her better as a brunette even though I am biased towards blondes. I have never seen her "in action" but I am sure it would be satisfactory for kicks and giggles (especially with some greenage, wink wink, nudge nudge know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more).

Her fuck toy is yawning in that pic, at first I though she was trying to make a sexy face but it looks like a yawn to me.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:20pm
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"That is killer stuff Caliban,I love the old Python."

Me too, besides classics never die, they just host shows to find new rockstars.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 5:32pm
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Abi, why dont you fix your face? I'm sure the plastic surgeon could do something...

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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corn shit.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006 @ 10:12pm
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Lesbian shit NEVER gets old, keep on lickin.

Friday, November 10th, 2006 @ 8:41am
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