Lunchtime Yack: Nicole Richie Giving Tights a Bad Name
Thursday, November 9th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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for some strange reason i feel like cleaning out my ears
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Her companion looks increasingly miserable with each photo . . . is her hand hurting?
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it would be so easy to lauch into an all-out rant against this shriveled up excuse of a quasi-celeb, but i'll keep it tame today since there are reports that she supposedly is GAINING some weight this week(we shall see)...short& simple, THAT LOOK AIN'T WHAT'S UP TWEETY-BIRD...SHE'S NEVER BEEN THAT SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ANYWAY to me, but i do suggest that SHE RETURN TO HER SEASON 1 "SIMPLE LIFE" LOOK...THAT WAS ABOUT AS GOOD AS IT CAN GET FOR HER...that twig holding her hand is a non-eater too i see...SAD
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I like that haircolor on her.
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I like her legs... they are hot...
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The creepiest part is her companion. Richie is wearing huge heels and she's still about the same as the other girls weight - meaning the other girl is way taller and still thinner than her. Look at her arms - they're both disgustingly thin, but the other girl scares me more...who's rubbing off on who?
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Reminds me of a wishbone. You take the left leg I'll take the right & pull. Hey, there's no meat on my leg.
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she looks a bit chunky to me
at this rate, morbidly obese by christmas without a doubt
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Ya know when kids draw stick figures of people, well, need I say more?
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Hey this is like Sesame street, if they hold hands with their arms out straight they form an H. That is the bastardly anorexic letter of the day boys & girls. Hiv Hospital Herpes
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These pics are old!
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sexy legs
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Poor Nicole. Her extensions weigh more than her and her friend put together.
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fat lardass. see the salad bar!
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the sexier girl in this picture is the photographer in the back. really, she got a smiling. nocole's leg aren't hot just cose aren't legs. a chopstick couldn't be sexy, at least down there in freaky europe ;)
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i wonder if she paid her 'friend' to make her look normal???
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Stupid media whore who's milking this anorexic thing for all it's worth. Fuck her and her poser friends. And what is it with them carrying the fucking cell phones all the fucking time? As if they are in the middle of a big business deal and need to check with their broker every 3 minutes. The cell phone thing is nothing but a prop when they want to look important and distracted enough to ignore reporters and fans who want autographs. Half the time, they probably aren't even talking to anyone on the other end.
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Why are these skanks carrying their cell phones? didn't they notice that they are carrying purses? Come to think of it why is it that none of these 'celebs' who are photograped ever seem to carry their phones in their purses or on their hips or in their pockets?
Losers all of them: none of them have any friends... just hangers-on.
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I like Nicole Richie , she had a very intersting life.
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i wonder if they share tounge depressors?
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Her friend is very weird-looking.
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why do people even bother to take pics of this anorexic cunt... bitch die now!
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why do these celebs carry such huge bags?
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